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Season finale: Burn Notice (season 2.5)

Burn Notice season 2.5 finale

There’s been a marked “treading water” quality about Burn Notice. On the one hand, Burn Notice is very, very good when it’s dealing with spy stuff; but when it’s all that tedious “person in distress” stuff, it’s really very boring – having all the mystery of whether the nuclear-bomb grade spy skills of Michael Westen (Jeffrey Donovan) really can take out the small tea hut that is the usual criminal-of-the-week.

The spy stuff for the last few seasons has come from the series’ big question: why was Michael fired from his spy job? I don’t know. He doesn’t know. He’s been looking for ages and to stretch that plot out, they’ve been filling up episodes with tedious “person in distress” episodes that make me want to yawn. We’ve even had guest rapper episodes. Not good.

Fortunately, though, we’ve found out the answer to that question. Yes, we’ve found out. Sort of. And it looks like the hatches are being battened down for a third (or is that fourth?) season of mostly spy hijinks. Thank God for that.

Oh, some spoilers ahead, so watch out.

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Review: Dollhouse 1×1

Eliza Dushku in Dollhouse

In the US: Friday, 9/8c, Fox

Ooh Joss Whedon. Ooh Eliza Dushku. Ooh Steven DeKnight. Ooh, Amy Acker…

And so on.

Because as you look through the credits of Dollhouse, Fox’s new sci-fi spy show, you can’t help but notice a few Buffy alumni in the list.

What you won’t see is Gerry Anderson’s name in the list, despite the fact this is perilously close to one of his old shows. Joe 90, although basically a bit of wish fulfilment for kids involving puppets, saw one boy become a secret agent thanks to a special gadget that gives him the brain waves of other people – and their skills to match.

Dollhouse, while slightly more malevolent, follows more or less the same plot. Eliza Dushku, plays Echo, a personality-less drone who gets given a new persona each week for various missions. One day a party girl, the next day a hostage negotiator, Echo remembers nothing (apparently) except what secret organisation Dollhouse wants her to, including all the special skills necessary for the job and a personality to match.

Ironically, Dollhouse is pretty personality-less itself; even more ironically, you might be hankering after the acting in Joe 90 by the end, too.

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The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 2

Third-episode verdict: Trust Me

Time, I think, for a third-episode verdict on TNT’s advertising dramedy, Trust Me, what with there having been three episodes of it now. Coincidence? I think not.

You have to give it something – it’s been consistent. However, it’s consistently been a mess. Not a bad mess, just a mess. 

It has two basic problems: it’s playing it for the very long haul and it doesn’t have quite the right focus. As I mentioned when I reviewed the first episode, we have three central characters: Eric McCormack as the stressed group director/art editor; Tom Cavanagh as his writing parter; and Monica Potter as the award-winning writer the company hire to add to the team. 

Now, the trouble is, for the last three episodes, McCormack’s been a rubbish, not desperately charismatic boss and Cavanagh has been a far more entertaining (although not very entertaining) sidekick. If they’d switched jobs, the show could have been quite interesting – indeed, when Cavanagh briefly takes charge of a dinner event in the third episode, the show instantly becomes more involving. But as it stands, it all feels quite tame, like the school monitor’s turned up and no one’s allowed to run in the corridors any more.

Even worse, Monica Potter’s character has been treated awfully. In fact, the bulk of her storyline has been about how badly she – the only woman on the team – has been treated by McCormack’s inept leadership. No office, forced to work on the one account she said she didn’t want to work on, no partner to work with, ostracised: sorry, but a not very wacky boys club with not much apparent talent dumping over the obviously talented woman is only excusable when depicted 50 years ago in Mad Men.

As it is, I have zero interest and sympathy for the supposed two main characters and something edging towards loathing for them. Again, if it had been Cavanagh and Potter or even McCormack and Potter as the embedded team, with one of the others turning up as the new hire, that might have been more interesting than what we’ve got right now.

But, as I said, the show is playing it for the long haul and there are signs that by episode 254 or something, the boys will have learned the error of their ways, Monica will treated nicely and might be partnered with one of the old hands, and all will be good. Whether the (small) audience for the show will wait that long remains to be seen.

There are some nice touches to the show, and it feels authentic to the ad industry in at least a few ways. But I can’t help but feel that real life is actually more interesting than TV for once and the show really needs to get its groove on quickly, despite long-range plot planning, if it’s to be worth watching – or if it plans on surviving.

Carusometer rating: 2
Predictions: Will get better before the end of the season if it’s allowed to, but will probably be cancelled before then

The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 3

Third-episode verdict: Lie To Me

Time for a third-episode verdict on Lie To Me, in which Tim Roth stares intently at people and acts like House Jr in his Bones office with his Bones team to find out if they’re lying.

After an extremely generic first episode, the series settled down a bit and almost found some character for the second episode, in which a soldier is accused of rape and Dr Roth decides to chat him up.

Unfortunately, it lost it again for the third episode, which not only had a dumb plot and dumber sub-plot that made it spectacularly easy to guess whodunnit, it had some of the worst acting yet seen on US TV – as lovely wife put it, "Is Tim Roth really expensive? Because they don’t appear to have any budget left and so they dragged some people in off the street for the rest of the cast."

Tim Roth remains as fantastic as always and his character does almost touch on being interesting at times. And the show does have some interesting ideas – what would it be like if you knew for sure whenever anyone, even your family, lied to you? And what if you had someone like that for a partner, a father or a boss?

But it’s been saddled with a truly atrocious format, designed purely to cash in on the familiarity of existing Fox shows. The vague hints at bad deeds in Roth’s past are so much tease and little pay off.

In fact, the only noteworthy bits are the science and the use of photographs of famous people demonstrating particular aspects of body language explained by Roth or his plot-explaining assistant.

Worth watching only for Roth – otherwise, steer clear of it.

Carusometer rating: 3
Predictions: Should die within a season, but then Bones should have done, too, so it’ll probably last forever

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Review: Trust Me 1×1

Trust Me, with Eric McCormack, Monica Potter and Tom Cavanagh

In the US: Mondays, 9/8c, TNT

Over the years, there have been surprisingly few shows set in the world of advertising. Given that it’s a sexy, sexy industry, filled with volatile creatives, loads of money and gadzillions of product placement and sponsorship opportunities, you’d have thought it would have been a no-brainer, but apparently not. Bewitched and Mad Men and that’s about it, really.

So, finally, at last, comes the show we’ve all been waiting for (?). Produced by former advertising execs and current producers of The Closer, Trust Me stars Eric McCormack (Will in Will and Grace, who recently had a brief sojourn on The Andromeda Strain), Tom Cavanagh (JD’s brother on Scrubs and Eli’s father on Eli Stone) and Monica Potter (Boston Legal and Martha in Martha, Meet Frank, Daniel & Laurence).

While the lack of class A drugs probably disqualifies it from being called a realistic portrayal of the advertising industry, in many ways it’s a reasonably accurate look at the egos of the creatives in the boys’ club that is the modern advertising industry, right down to the fact there’s only one woman in it.

Pity it’s not as funny as it thinks it is.

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