Squinters
Australian and New Zealand TV

Third-episode verdict: Squinters (Australia: ABC)

In Australia: Wednesdays, 9pm, ABC

Back when I reviewed Fox (US)’s LA to Vegas, I suggested that 2018 would be the year of the ‘workplace two-hander’. What’s a workplace two-hander? It’s a comedy in which pairs of actors sit around in workplaces chatting for extended periods of time about nothing in particular.

My theory was prompted by the arrival of not one but two workplace two-handers: LA to Vegas and CBS All Access’ No Activity, which in turn was based on Stan (Australia)’s workplace two-hander of the same name. In that review, I also suggested that Patrick Brammall was trying to dominate the world.

But it turns out that I was only partially correct. Yes, 2018 is shaping up to be the year of the workplace two-hander. Yes, Patrick Brammall is trying to dominate the world.

However, he’s not trying to do it alone. With him in his extinct undersea volcano base is Trent O’Donnell, the co-creator of No Activity and now the creator of another “workplace two-hander” – ABC (Australia)’s Squinters. If they get their way, soon all comedies will be workplace two-handers. Can we stop them?

Sam Simmons and Jackie Weaver in Squinters
Sam Simmons and Jacki Weaver in Squinters

Squinters?

‘Squinters’ refers to Sydney’s legions of car-based commuters, who squint as they head into the sun from the city’s western suburbs for work in the morning and when they head back home in the evening. Here, though, we focus on a select group of squinters, who by and large work for fictional company Kosciuszko (say it out loud and you’ll realise it’s a Spoonerism of ‘Aussie Costco’).

Topping the bill is comedian Tim Minchin, who’s created a fictional car pool scheme purely so that he can woo co-worker Andrea Demetriades (Seven Types of Ambiguity, Pulse). Then there’s fellow comedian Sam Simmons, who’s being made redundant and is having to endure the commute with his dog and alternately his mum (Secret City‘s Jacki Weaver) and brother (Weaver’s Secret City co-star Damon Herriman).

Meanwhile, Susie Youssef takes flatmate Rose Matafeo to a job interview at Kosciuszko, only for her to be made her supervisor, potentially jeopardising both their friendship and their future yoga-winebar. Co-workers Steen Raskopoulos and Justin Rosniak have confessions to make to each other, mostly about wanking and testicle injuries. Lastly, Mandy McElhinney (Hyde & Seek) is taking her daughter (Jenna Owen) on the school run, sometimes with Owen’s neanderthal boyfriend; she’s also trying to kindle sparks in a new relationship with Wayne Blair (Cleverman), mostly by phone at first but he ends up joining her.

Squinters
Mandy McElhinney, John Luc and Jenna Owen in Squinters

Bottled

For the most part, each of these two-handers is separate, although there is a partial crossover at the end of episode one between Simmons and Raskopoulos/Rosniak’s ‘bottles’. There are plots, too, with relationships developing, Kosciuszko potentially being taken over by Amazon, and Matafeo coming to terms with her new position in life.

Workplace two-handers, by their very nature, require not just great comedy actors but top dialogue writers, since there’s not much else to rely on for humour. Naturally, Squinters therefore has a whole fleet of writers behind the scenes, including some of the cast.

However, this leads to a great deal of variability between each of the two-handers. Probably the best is Minchin and Demetriades’. They have quite a nice, flirty relationship, albeit one that’s a bit stalkery at times. McElhinney and Owen’s relationship comes a close second, though, with a fair degree of love-hate going on between mother and daughter. Simmons/Weaver is funny if you like jokes about dogs farting, but Simmons/Herriman works a lot better.

Jammed

All this is relative, mind. Largely, Squinters is about as funny as an early morning car commute – long stretches of tedium, occasionally broken up by a mildly funny moment. It’s not as bad as or even 1% as offensive as Carpoolers, but despite the cast doing their level and sometime winning best, most of the jokes are signposted a mile off, some even getting a 3-2-1 countdown to let you know when the punchline’s going to arrive.

I tried really hard with this but managed only to get as far as the third episode. My wife caught some of it but her reaction was more or less the same as mine: “Shame, because Tim Minchin’s really good.”

Try it if you want, but only if you’ve nothing else to do. Still, it does make you realise that if Patrick Brammall does end up dominating the world, he’ll have earned it.

Barrometer rating: 4

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Let's Get Physical
US TV

Review: AP Bio (US: NBC) and Let’s Get Physical (US: Pop)

I don’t honestly have a huge amount to say about the following two shows, so since they’re derivative US comedies that aren’t that funny, I thought I’d stick them together and create a whole review. How’s that for innovation?

Let's Get Physical

Let’s Get Physical (US: Pop)

Short story

Basically Dodgeball with a hint of Blades of Glory but with aerobics instead of dodgeball or ice skating. Or jokes.

Longer story

Matt Jones (Breaking Bad) is a former teenage aerobics star who screwed up and ended up going to seed and becoming a Wedding Singer. Meanwhile, his ex-girlfriend (Nip/Tuck‘s AnnaLynne McCord) ended up marrying his arch-rival Chris Diamantopoulos (Silicon Valley).

His tyrannical father dies, but stipulates in his will that for Jones to inherit the $8m coming to him, he has to beat McCord and Diamantopoulos at an aerobics competition or they’ll get it instead. So Jones is forced to recruit his mother (Jane Seymour – yes, that one) and anyone else who’ll dance with him, including criminals, to take on his former rivals… and get back into shape.

Notes

Diamantopoulos is good again as a total alpha dick and it’s nice to see Seymour in a starring role again. But if you’ve seen Dodgeball, you’ll have seen all the good jokes done before and much better by Vince Vaughn and Ben Stiller, and honestly, jokes about Jones being a bit unfit don’t come anywhere close to being as funny as people having balls and wrenches thrown in their faces.

AP Bio

A.P. Bio (US: NBC)

Short story

Failed Harvard philosophy professor (Glenn Howerton) loses his job and ends up as a teacher at a High School. However, instead of teaching his brainy class about advanced biology, he uses them to get back at his arch-rival (PhoneShop‘s Tom Bennett).

Longer story

While CBS spends its time iterating formats until it gets them right, NBC seems to be working on ways to take good formats and make them slightly worse. However, while Great News was still a very good show, if not quite 30 Rock great, AP Bio is a pretty poor version of Community, with Howerton taking on Joel McHale’s role of the smart cynical high-flyer who doesn’t give a f*ck about anyone else and ends up slumming it in the minor educational leagues.

The first episode is all about Howerton, with minimal attempts to give anyone else anything to do –even Happy!‘s Patton Oswald just gets to walk on, act frustrated, then walk out again. Howerton’s just a bitter, narcissistic loser, though, rather than a source of wit, which means most of the few gags that work are those given to his arch-rival Bennett, although Howerton tasking his class to reverse-Catfish Bennett did earn a bit of a chuckle.

Still, despite Howerton’s insistence that they’re not going to learn anything from him and it won’t be uplifting and Breakfast Clubby for anyone, how long do you reckon it’ll be before that changes?

Here’s a trailer, and if you want to see for yourself the show’s averageness in full, you can watch the whole first episode afterwards.

Audrey Fleurot as Karlsson in Engrenages
US TV

What have you been watching? Including Happy!, Engrenages and Baron Noir

It’s “What have you been watching?”, your chance to recommend anything you’ve been watching this week

I’m a little bit behind. Sorry. Watching all of Altered Carbon (Netflix) for Boxset Monday, coupled with the double-episode French demands of Engrenages (Spiral) and Baron Noir meant that although I’ve managed third-episode verdicts of Counterpart (US: Starz) and Black Lightning (US: The CW; UK: Netflix), I’ve not yet had the chance to see the first eps of A.P. Bio (US: NBC) or Let’s Get Physical (US: Pop). They’ll be coming later in the week, along with a gander at Squinters (Australia: ABC) and maybe even The New Legends of Monkey (Australia: ABC Me; UK: Netflix), although that’s really for kids. Still, Monkey Magic!

Still a lot of shows are now ending, which should make that job easier. Indeed, after the jump, I’ll be looking at the season finales of Engrenages (Spiral) and Happy!, as well as the penultimate episode of Star Trek: Discovery.

On top of that, I’ll be looking at the latest episodes of Black Lightning (yep, another one), Baron Noir (well, one of them, since at two episodes a week, I’m a bit behind…), The Magicians, SEAL Team and Will & Grace.

See you in a mo.

PS I saw two new movies in the whole of January. That’s not a lot, is it? So it might be time to have a Monthly Movies feature, rather than including it in WHYBW. What do you all think about that?

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Counterpart
US TV

Third-episode verdict: Counterpart (US: Starz)

In the US: Sundays, Starz

On the face of it, Counterpart is quite a simple beast – an attempt to do a Berlin-set Cold War spy thriller, in which the two opposite sides plan clandestine operations against one another, the other side doing espionage things to counteract those plans. It’s packed with a great cast of mainly British actors, is actually filmed in Germany, and has a lovely sense of pace and tradecraft.

The fillip is that rather than a period piece, Counterpart is set in the modern day. How does that work, given the Cold War is over? Well, the two opposite sides are in parallel universes so it’s as much Earth vs Earth as Spy vs Spy.

The hero of the piece is JK Simmons, a lowly, affable desk jockey who does nothing all day but meaningless paperwork and by night visits his comatose wife (Olivia Williams) in hospital. Except he’s also bad guy (of sorts) since his ‘counterpart’ from the opposite universe is a top spy looking to stop the Cold War between the universes from heating up and who doesn’t mind using Simmons to do it.

Olivia Williams in Counterpart
Olivia Williams in Counterpart

Remember why you’re doing this

Episode 1 melds that spy action beautifully with its more existential concerns – why are the two Simmons different? Who else is different? What might happen to your own sense of identity if you knew that you could have been something else? Would you be attracted to that alternative destiny or repelled by it?

Unfortunately, episode 2 then forgets most of that and instead follows a secondary character it tries its best to interest us in but fails miserably. It’s just lots of running around in the dark, redeemed by Simmons’ few appearances.

Thankfully, episode 3 remembers the show’s raison d’être and expands on it. We get to know more about Williams – in both universes – learn a little more about the differences between the two worlds and in what ways they’ve diverged (and why), and get a lot more Simmons. Harry Lloyd makes a welcome return and he’s brought his father-in-law (Richard Schiff) with him, to show us how diplomacy between the two universes works. There are also some lovely poignant moments between alter-Simmons and alter-Williams as we learn why their relationships have diverged and even why alter-Simmons is the way he is. There’s also the obligatory cross, double-cross, bluff and counter-bluff.

Richard Schiff and Harry Lloyd in Counterpart
Richard Schiff and Harry Lloyd in Counterpart

Conclusion

Counterpart is a really enjoyable mash-up of the Cold War spy thriller and the metaphysical – when it remembers to be. When it takes its eye off the ball, as it did in episode two, it can also be just a load of murky conversations in murky rooms, without anything interesting to it whatsoever.

Provided it maintains focus, Counterpart will be a welcome addition to the TMINE viewing schedule

Barrometer rating: 2

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Black Lightning
US TV

Third-episode verdict: Black Lightning (US: The CW; UK: Netflix)

In the US: Tuesdays, 9/8c, The CW
In the UK: Tuesdays on Netflix

Three episodes into Black Lightning and its starting to find its feet. Starting – it’s not quite there yet.

The CW’s latest superhero show, its main point of innovation is that it features a middle-aged, retired superhero, rather than one who’s just got his origin story on. Said superhero (Cress Williams) is lured back onto the streets, ten years after he hung up his suit, when gang warfare gets bad enough that his now-teenage daughters are caught in the crossfire.

Episode 1 established everything, introduced us to the characters, and generally nicked as much as it could from Luke Cage, filed off all the serial numbers, then pretended they were its own, leading to numerous discussions about what a civic-minded black man needs to do to stand up for his community and family, while not getting shot by the police.

All of which was well and good in the first episode of a superhero show, but by episode two, we were still standing around talking, wondering whether ‘Black Lightning’ should come out of retirement. Again. It didn’t help that the gangs acted and talked like they were from a 70s Blaxploitation movie, almost to the point of the show itself being racist.

For unfathomable, plot-slowing reasons Black Lightning still isn’t properly out of retirement by episode three, although the show almost breathes a sigh of relief when he finally shows up again, since he enlivens the proceedings no end. Fortunately, though, this time we’re not relying for drama on frequent meetings with church leaders to discuss the morality of inaction. Instead, we also have Black Lightning’s elder daughter, who turns out to have inherited not just his alter-ego’s tedious moralising aspects as well, but certain genes, too. Running side by side with Black Lightning’s ‘Mr Incredible’-style return to form, we also get to have her origin story to bring some much needed enjoyment to proceedings.

On top of that, James Remar gets to play the Alfred of the piece, even going undercover in workman’s overalls – if Adam West had turned up with Bat Shark Repellent, I wouldn’t have been surprised.

Political problems

Black Lightning has all the foundations of a fun, different superhero show. It’s got a good cast, often humorous dialogue and some relatively decent action scenes. It could do with a bigger budget, but that’s true of anything on The CW.

Unfortunately, hanging on its shoulders are so much politics that its weighed down at times to the point of being unwatchable. If it can find a balance between the two, it could enjoy the best of both worlds to become both escapist and relevant. If it can do that, it’ll be a keeper.

Barrometer rating: 3

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