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While Ali Larter’s off keeping her hand in the random by feeding her baby salmon and seaweed, on Random Acts, we’re once again left with Scarlett Johansson to really up the ante by randomly praising her new hobby, vegan baking, Penelope Cruz’s kissing technique and playing random dress up again. Isn’t she reliable?
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No. This has to be stopped now. It was bad enough when Ali was doing it.
See how wrong that is? Thankfully, she saw the (yellow) light.
But this random red hair infection is spreading. Scarlett may be her name, and she’s been reliably random for a couple of weeks now, getting a Hollywood Walk of Fame star, having one night stands with Justin Timberlake, and going to Motley Crue concerts. I mean Motley Crue – how random is that?
But this?
No. I don’t care if it’s for The Avengers. It’s just wrong.
Alex Breckenridge doesn’t even have that excuse. You’re on the True Blood premiere red carpet, Evan Rachel Wood is there and she’s already red: this does not need to happen.
At least Joanna Page is just inventing new red-coloured nail varnishes. And even though her character, 6, has black hair in the book, Syrup, Amber Heard is still reassuring blonde in the movie version.
Phew. Panic attack over.
Well, Ali Larter and Amber Heard were being quite normal this week, having a random team meeting at a ‘‘A seminal examination of photography’s role in capturing and defining notions of modern female beauty’ at the Anneberg Space for Photography in Century City (partners were allowed, apparently). Well, okay, Ali tried to be a little random:
“Ugh!” shrieked Ali Larter upon seeing a photograph of a bony model falling as she walked down a runway in a pair of impossibly high platform shoes, the model’s knees buckling in a way that made her look almost like a sideshow contortionist. “I have like a gag reflex to this,” she said.
Nice try, Ali, but while you and Amber were off looking at photographs, Scarlett Johansson was off doing this:
And this
And this
No. No idea. That’s how random Scarlett is. And she didn’t even stop there. She’s also recorded a song for a movie, Days of Grace, with Massive Attack. At this rate, this is going to have to become Random Acts of Scarlett Johansson.
Oh, no. Wait. Brad Pitt has randomly decided to pretend to be Don Johnson in Miami Vice. I’ll get back to you on that. Anyone for Random Acts of Brad Pitt?
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