Well, Ali Larter and Amber Heard were being quite normal this week, having a random team meeting at a ‘‘A seminal examination of photography’s role in capturing and defining notions of modern female beauty’ at the Anneberg Space for Photography in Century City (partners were allowed, apparently). Well, okay, Ali tried to be a little random:
“Ugh!” shrieked Ali Larter upon seeing a photograph of a bony model falling as she walked down a runway in a pair of impossibly high platform shoes, the model’s knees buckling in a way that made her look almost like a sideshow contortionist. “I have like a gag reflex to this,” she said.
Nice try, Ali, but while you and Amber were off looking at photographs, Scarlett Johansson was off doing this:
No. No idea. That’s how random Scarlett is. And she didn’t even stop there. She’s also recorded a song for a movie, Days of Grace, with Massive Attack. At this rate, this is going to have to become Random Acts of Scarlett Johansson.
Oh, no. Wait. Brad Pitt has randomly decided to pretend to be Don Johnson in Miami Vice. I’ll get back to you on that. Anyone for Random Acts of Brad Pitt?