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Last week, I talked about Walter (of Walter Presents)’s habit of acquiring things without telling us. Turns out he’s not alone and the BBC is getting in on the act.

For example, last week, lots of news services were reporting that BBC Two had picked up Picnic at Hanging Rock, thanks largely to the Beeb’s own press release. And it’s true that we didn’t know which channel it would air on until now. But the Beeb actually bought  it back in December.

Similarly, I noticed that tucked away in Stan (Australia)’s announcement that there’s going to be a No Activity Christmas special, there was this little nugget:

Nick Forward, Stan’s Chief Content Officer said “No Activity has made its way around the world, from Hulu in the US to the BBC in the UK. With another season of the US version to come later in the year, now feels like the right time to bring the team back to Australia for a very special production and we can’t wait to see what kind of havoc Trent, Patrick and the team wreak on Christmas 2018.”

Yep, apparently, the Beeb has bought the original Australian version of No Activity. It just hasn’t told anyone yet.

Meanwhile, it was announced today that Sky Living is going to rebrand as Sky Witness (ooh, puntastic). Tucked away in that announcement was the fact that it’s bought up not just ABC (US)’s For the People but also Epix (US)’s forthcoming ten-part, Patrick Dempsey-fronted The Truth About The Harry Quebert Affair.

No word on airdates for any of those, of course, but at least we know Sky has them. In fact, we have but one new airdate to focus our attention on this week.

Premiere dates

Thanks to TV Wise for this week’s no longer closely guarded secret.

Stitchers

Stitchers (US: ABC Family/Freeform; UK: Syfy)
Premiere date: Monday, July 23rd, 8pm

Girl with a brain disorder is able to enter the memories of newly dead people to find out why they were killed and solve the crime. Trouble is, it’s hard to deal with her newfound empathy and on top of that, it’s all part of a top secret government project run by young science nerds who may not know what the Powers That Be are really up to…

Basically, it’s Inception but “as stupid as a bag full of spanners wearing toupees”, to quote myself, so this is good scheduling by Syfy, since it’s a great summer show, breezy, silly and full of fun (each week, a fun game: guess the science-fiction TV show or movie the head nerd is quoting).

However, Freeform messed up by running the second season in the winter and nobody bothered tuning in, so it was cancelled. Equally, its summer scheduling and breeziness were a two-edged sword for me – it was fun enough to watch episodically, but I missed some episodes when I went on vacation and I didn’t care enough about it to play catch up when I came back.

Still, at least it’s better than NBC (US)’s rather similar Reverie

Episode reviews: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8

No Activity Christmas Special
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  • Stan green lights: series of cold case crime drama The Gloaming and youth-restoring plant drama Bloom, and No Activity Christmas special

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  • Viaplay (Sweden) green lights: series adaptation of Per Schlingmann’s I maktens öga as The Inner Circle (Den inre cirkeln), with Niklas Engdahl,  Nanna Blondell and Ebba Hultkvist Stragne

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  • Freeform green lights: magical military fantasy drama Motherland and Joss Whedon former kid sleuth comedy Pippa Smith: Grown-up Detective

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  • Danielle Campbell to star in Kevin Williamson’s Tell Me a Story
  • Zandaya to star in HBO’s Euphoria, Storm Reid, Maude Apatow, Eric Dane et al to co-star
  • Avan Jogia to star in Starz’s Now Apocalypse
Picnic at Hanging Rock
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Review: Picnic at Hanging Rock 1×1 (Australia: Showcase; UK: BBC Two)

In Australia: Sundays, 8.30pm EST, Showcase
In the UK: Acquired by BBC Two. Will air in 2018

Many countries have works of classic literature that are little known or regarded elsewhere. That’s true, even for countries that speak the same language. How many Brits have heard of, let alone read the US’s Faulkner, for example?

Joan Lindsey’s Picnic at Hanging Rock is one such classic. Indeed, so unlikely is it that you’ve heard of its author, you probably didn’t notice I spelt her name wrong just then. Although, to be fair, it’s not like I’m immune to typos.

Written ostensibly in the style of true historic happening – complete with references in the style of The Ipcress File and The Andromeda Strain – it details the disappearance of three boarding schoolgirls during a picnic near the titular Hanging Rock in Victoria, Australia, on St Valentine’s Day, 1900. No one knows what’s happened to them as the one person who saw them disappear loses her memory and there are decidedly supernatural overtones to the whole affair. The rest of the book is then about the effects on the community, the girls’ school and its strict headmistress Mrs Appleyard.

If you’ve heard of Lindsay’s classic Australian novel, it’s probably because of a classic from another medium: Peter Weir’s 1975 movie Picnic at Hanging Rock, which was one of the first Australian films to gain international recognition and commercial success:

And now we have Foxtel Australia’s six-part interpretation, starring Natalie Dormer (Game of Thrones, The Tudors, Elementary) as Mrs Appleyard.

Rocky

With six hours’ of runtime, it’s no surprise that Foxtel’s version of the story gets to mine the source material far more than Weir did, as well as come up with its own additions and mine Weir’s version on top of all that. It also gets to do something that Weir never could – use elements from the original but excised final chapter of Lindsey’s novel, which was published posthumously in 1987 as The Secret of Hanging Rock.

Dormer is clearly a different Mrs Applegate from previous versions, here escaping a past that requires her to switch from a cockney accent in voiceover to posh Kensington in-story. Will she get found out when she starts roughing up a man who tries to take advantage of one of her girls and everyone realises she might not be as genteel as they suspected?

Meanwhile, the disappearing girls have a bit more background, with everything from a love affair to social rivalry – with so much of the story owing to Aboriginal lore, it’s apt, if a little surprising given the exclusive setting and the mores of the time, that one of the girls is aboriginal, too (let’s not forget the area was part of the aboriginal clearings of the mid-19th century).

However, there are some things this version has in common with the original, too. The plot is much the same, right up to the disappearance of the girls, although the manner of their disappearance has changed. The fixation with clocks and time are a constant, too.

Picnic girls

Too varied a serving

However, I’m not convinced that all this extra runtime has been good for the people behind it, because tonally, it’s all over the place. The first episode alone wanders between Bildungsroman, Pride and Prejudice-style social comedy, feminist critique of the patriarchy, crime novel and outright fantasy, touching on but never really doing much with any of its elements – as though it’s emptying all its toys on the floor and hoping to spot something it wants to play with. Certainly, the first 40 minutes or so up to the point the girls disappear are tougher going than they should be and don’t really win you over to the characters, although it comes close with the plucky Dormer.

Clearly, visually it owes a massive debt to Weir’s version, since everything looks almost identical, albeit a lot glossier. You could even swear they’d hired some of the same actors, were it not for the years between their making. Unfortunately, one thing it doesn’t borrow is Weir’s dreamier direction, the scene of the girls disappearing far too knowingly surreal but without scaring and Dormer’s dream is more laughable than profound.

Not a classic

All of which makes this a very flawed, not especially watchable, rather long remake. Whether subsequent episodes will make more of elements of the book that Weir barely touched on, such as the police investigation, remains to be seen and might make everything more interesting. I like Dormer – at least, when she’s not trying to do cockney – and the presence of the now ubiquitous Don Hany (East West 101, Serangoon Road, Strike Back) also suggest things could improve in later episodes, too.

But as it stands, this Picnic at Hanging Rock is less a classic, more a glossy remake designed to hook international interest than because it aims to contribute greatly to Australian culture.

Tannbach
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When’s that show you mentioned starting, TMINE? Including Harry, Tannbach, Pocivali u miru, Somewhere Between, Champions, Marlon and Knightfall

Every Friday, TMINE lets you know when the latest TV shows from around the world will air in the UK

Only one acquisition of note this week – Netflix has picked up Cinco (Spain)’s Costa del Sol Brigade, which doesn’t even start filming until next week – although the Beeb has at least confirmed it’ll be airing Picnic at Hanging Rock (Australia: Foxtel) on BBC Two later this year. But we do have lots of new premiere dates. Many are for last week’s acquisitions, but then we have Walter Presents. As we all know, when it comes to acquisitions, Walter has two basic philosophies:

  1. Buy it then stick it in a box for 18 months
  2. Buy it then make it available to watch the same day

And this week, option number 2 seems to have become his preferred option, with three shows being slotted into Walter Presents this very day. More on them in a moment.

Premiere dates

Credit to TV Wise, Geek Town and Fans of European and World TV Dramas for some of these

Harry

Harry (New Zealand: TV3; UK: Walter Presents)
Premiere date: Today

A six-part series about a widowed cop with a teenage daughter and who’s doing his best to hunt down some violent robbers in a poor community. He has to work against the higher-ups, who are more concerned by headlines that the communities they police and against the demands of his job in raising his daughter. So far, so ordinary, you might think, and largely it is, despite the presence of Sam Neill (Jurassic Park) as Harry’s boss, complete with his normal NZ/Australian accent. What’s more interesting is that Harry is co-written by the star, Oscar Kightley, a MaoriSamoan actor, and the show is bilingual and set largely in the MaoriSamoan community. It’s got more in common with UK police shows than with US shows, although there are interesting differences, but beyond the cultural issues and twists, there’s not much here that you won’t have seen before.

Episode reviews: 1

Tannbach

Tannbach (Line of Separation) (Germany: ZDF; UK: Walter Presents)
Premiere date: Today

Fictional story inspired by a village that was divided by the Iron Curtain along a brook known as the Tannbach. The series explores the traumatic period of German history between the end of World War II and 1952. For the people of the village, the end of the war does not mean the end of hardship – soon the Cold War takes over and the village as well as the people become divided.

Rest in Peace

Pocivali u miru (Rest in Peace) (Croatia: HRT; UK: Walter Presents)
Premiere date: Today

When investigative journalist Lucia stumbles across a cemetery of unclaimed bodies at a prison, a wealth of secrets that have been suppressed for decades are unearthed…

ABC's Somewhere Between
Paula Patton in ABC’s Somewhere Between

Somewhere Between (US: ABC; UK: Netflix)
Premiere date: Today

Adaptation of a Korean show in which TV journo Paula Patton unwisely promises to catch a notorious serial killer, said killer than deciding to kill her daughter in return for all that hubris. Patton kills herself, but wakes up to find it’s 10 days earlier, all the bad things haven’t happened yet and she has a chance to stop everything before it starts.

I watched the first episode and couldn’t be bothered to watch any more.

Episode reviews: 1

Champions

Champions (US: NBC; UK: Netflix)
Premiere date: Tuesday, June 12

Aimless sitcom in which Cleveland-based Mindy Kaling takes her flamboyant son (JJ Totah) to audition at an exclusive New York performing arts school. However, due to various administrative issues, the audition is postponed so while she’s in town, she takes him to visit the father he’s never met – Anders Holm (Workaholics, The Intern), a disillusioned quitter who runs a gym with his much beefy, much stupider, much nicer younger brother Andy Favreau. Everyone gets to know each other and Holm takes him to his audition as Mindy has to go to work. Totah gets into the school, so I think he’s now staying with Holm and Favreau, while Mindy’s gone back to Cleveland.

And that’s the set-up. I’m not sure that really counts as a ‘situation’ for a sitcom, does it? It’s amiable enough, but I watched an episode then gave up, as it seemed to have used up its entire idea.

Episode reviews: 1

NBC's Marlon

Marlon (US: NBC; UK: Netflix)
Premiere date: Thursday, June 14

Despite their inability to coexist, divorced couple Marlon Wayne and his ex-wife Ashley try to stay friends for the sake of their two children, Marley and Zack.

It started in the US while I was on holiday last year, so I haven’t watched it. It’s been renewed for a second season.

Knightfall

Knightfall (US: History; UK: History UK)
Premiere date: Tuesday, July 17, 9pm

Bargain basement Vikings, but about the Knights Templar. Not totally awful and the throwing in of a quest for the lost Holy Grail gives the knights lots to do, but as soon as the action slows down, it all goes to pot.

Episode reviews: 1, 2

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