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Sitting Tennant

Friday’s Sitting Tennant (from Ms Rullsenberg): Nanu nanu

Ms Rullsenberg's Sitting Tennant

I think David’s trying to contact Ork – Ms Rullsenberg provided the picture, so maybe she’ll know!

BTW: we’re running a bit low on pictures, so unless there’s a sudden influx before Monday, we’ll be having a Dick Head fest instead.

  1. Rullsenberg: 63.5
  2. Sister Chastity: 60.5
  3. Jaradel: 35.5
  4. Toby: 5
  5. Amy, Lauren: 4
  6. Rosby: 2.5
  7. Persephone, Sabine: 1

Despite the quality of the singing going on, it was Ms Rullsenberg who came through with the best caption last week. Who’ll start the karaoke this week?

  1. Marie: 172.5
  2. Toby: 171.5
  3. Rullsenberg: 127
  4. Jane Henry: 70.5
  5. Electric Dragon: 66
  6. Persephone: 45.5
  7. Jaradel: 38.5
  8. Rev/Views: 25
  9. Joe, Sister Chastity: 15
  10. Scott 2: 14
  11. Scott: 3
  12. Aaron: 2
  13. almostwitty.com: 1
  14. Stu_N: 1

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below or email me and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery.

Every photo displayed on Monday (one per person who sends one in) gets a point, with a bonus point if it’s from the latest DT production; the best pic in the stash each week will appear on Friday and get three points.

You can also enter the witty and amusing captions league table by commenting on Friday’s Sitting Tennant photo, the best caption getting 10 points, everyone who contributes getting five points.

The pick of the new US shows

There’s more to come, but I thought I’d give you all a rundown on what I think are the new US shows that are worth watching right now and which you should be avoiding. I’ve included their Carusometer ratings as proof if I made it as far as the third episode.

For UK viewers, I’ve handily highlighted which ones are going to be showing in the UK and when, if there’s an airdate:

Watchable
Community (NBC): Review (Carusometer rating: 1)
Modern Family (ABC/Sky 1 – October 15): Review (Carusometer rating: 2)
Cougar Town
(ABC/Living – 2010): Review (Carusometer rating: 2)
The Good Wife (CBS/More4-Channel 4 – 2010): Review (Carusometer rating: 2)
Stargate Universe (SciFi/Sky 1 – already airing): Review (Carusometer rating: to come)

Haven’t made up my mind
Trauma (NBC): Review (Carusometer rating: to come)
The Middle (ABC): Review (Carusometer rating: to come)

Unwatchable
Brothers (Fox): Review
The Vampire Diaries (The CW/ITV2 – 2010): Review
Bored to Death (HBO): Review (Carusometer rating: 3)
The Forgotten (ABC): Review
Accidentally on Purpose (CBS/E4 – 2010): Review  
Eastwick (ABC/SciFi – 2009/2010): Review  
FlashForward (ABC/Five – already airing): Review (Carusometer rating: 3)
Mercy (NBC): Review  
Hank (ABC): Review

What have you been watching this week (w/e October 9)

So, there’s been lots on tele this week – what have you been watching?

As mentioned on Monday, I’ve give up on quite a few new shows this week, including Eastwick, The Forgotten and Mercy, as well as – after nine years – Smallville. Since then, I’ve also decided to give up on:

  1. Hank, on the general grounds the second episode was excruciatingly bad
  2. Oh my God, after eight years, CSI: Miami, on the general grounds that I’m tired of having my intelligence insulted every week
  3. Three Rivers: started on Sunday, I tried watching it, but found after 10 minutes not one good thing about it – it’s Casualty but everyone needs a transplant at the end of it.
  4. Psych – a huge backlog of episodes that we have no inclination of watching is God’s way of telling you a show isn’t entertaining any more. No character development and it’s not even very funny, either. Oh well.
  5. Dollhouse – absolutely rubbish second episode suggests this thing isn’t going to get any better.

That means, beyond what I’ve reviewed this week, I’m still watching:

  • Trauma – a smart-ish programme underneath but with Bruckheimer-level accidents slapped in the middle that are so over the top, you actually laugh out loud. I’m hanging on in there for week three, but I think I’ll be dropping it after that
  • Being Erica – the addition of the new mythos element is interesting, but the overall show is starting to flag a little for some reason – not enough Doctor Tom, I suspect
  • Mad Men – I’m still a week behind, but last week’s (Seven Twenty Three) was a cracker
  • Supernatural – last week’s was a little daft and had an obvious denouement. And Jared P sucked as (spoiler) the devil
  • CSI – The character-building continues and interesting to see them build a story that references things all the way back in season one, to show the consequences of actions nearly a decade later
  • Dexter – A good episode overall, but I’m not sure if it’s got much of a message left to impart. Still enjoyable, though.

I’ve still got a backlog of viewing (Community, this week’s Mad Men , this week’s Supernatural, Micro Men, The Middle, this week’s CSI, the Seinfeld reunion on Curb Your Enthusiasm) – let us know what you think about any of them or anything else you’ve seen this week.

As always, no spoilers unless you’re going to use the <spoiler> </spoiler> tags, please

The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 3

Third-episode verdict: FlashForward

In the US: Thursdays, 8/7c, ABC
In the UK: Mondays, 9pm, Five

FlashForward is the new Lost. Apparently.

However, I distinctly remember Lost being interesting when it started – you know, having a decent set of characters, that sort of thing. That’s at least one differentiator between it and FlashForward.

Despite my misgivings about the show when it started, I’ve stuck with it. And you know what? My misgivings were right. I still don’t like it.

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