Tickets for new sitcom The Scum Also Rises

Anyone interested? London, Monday and Thursday next week, with Adam Buxton, Kevin Bishop, Iain Lee and Daisy Haggard. Giving ad execs a kicking, because they deserve it, apparently.

THE SCUM ALSO RISES

Bill Hicks called them Satan’s Little Helpers. They’re the flaky, shaky, fakey “creatives” who work in the advertising industry. Underworked and overpaid, they’re the people who spend all day trying to spend all day trying to persuade you to buy stuff you don’t want with money you don’t have. They’re scum!

But they’re likeable scum. There’s Billy, who’s smart and funny and STILL works in advertising; uncontrollable urge-bag Keaton who is possibly evil but undeniably crazed; ambitious, neurotic, spoiled Emma; and hopeless, witless, feckless Greg. Their boss, Satan herself, is addled, raddled agency boss Mrs Broom, who LOVES to hire and fire, sometimes doing both to the same people in the same meeting.

Bright, sharp, original and funny… It reaches the parts other comedies cannot reach. Starring Kevin Bishop (Star Stories, The Kevin Bishop Show), Adam Buxton (Adam and Joe), Iain Lee (The 11 O’Clock Show) & Daisy Haggard (Man Stroke Woman), the show will taping for ONE NIGHT ONLY at BBC TV Centre on Thursday 12th June. However, on Monday 9th June, the whole cast will be performing the show at The Kings Head, Islington. This will be the first full performance of the show and the audience feedback will be used to tweak the show before the studio recording on Thursday 12th June at BBC TV Centre..

Booking is now open and may apply online via our website at www.sroaudiences.com

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iTunes UK: pricing on movies for sale and to rent

Ooh look. The UK iTunes store has just got round to releasing movies that you can either buy or rent then play on your computer, iPod, iPhone or Apple TV. Pricing is £3.49 to rent a new release, £2.49 for an old release; to buy a new release costs £10.99, while an old release costs £6.99. All prices include VAT.

File size for a 2h20 movie is about 1.6GB so best not to try this if you have capped broadband. Not sure if you can watch something while it’s still being downloaded in iTunes, but if you have an Apple TV – which is starting to become even more attractive by the minute, particularly since at least some of the movies (eg Into The Wild) will be in high def on it if you pay £1 extra – you should be able to start watching within a couple of minutes of purchase. 

As far as I can work out, you’ve 48 hours to watch a rented movie once you’ve started playing it – and 30 days to start playing it in – and you can watch it as many times as you like in that 48 hours. But if you don’t make it through to the end of the movie in that time, you’ll still have the option of carrying on to the end of the movie – or deleting it.

That concludes the commercial break.

Not sure how keen I am on the pricing – cheaper to buy the DVD almost. And there’s not a lot of great stuff in there yet, unless you count the older movies like Batman Begins and The Matrix. But indie stuff like The Darjeeling Limited is due any moment now, and as we learnt from the Music Store, what’s in there when it opens is always a lot, lot less than a few months down the line.

Win Porterhouse Blue on DVD

As promised, it’s competition time again. This time, it’s your chance to win a copy of classic Channel 4 comedy drama Porterhouse Blue on DVD.


Porterhouse Blue

In late-’80s Britain, Porterhouse College, Cambridge, is an anachronism, its students uniformly male and (in the vast number of cases) privately educated. When the incumbent Master dies (from a stroke brought on by overeating – a Porterhouse Blue) the government gets its revenge on Porterhouse by appointing as his successor an old graduate, the politician Sir Godber Evans. One of the tiny minority of state-school students the college has had forced on it over the years, Evans returns to his alma mater determined to drag this bastion of privilege into the twentieth century. The elderly academic staff cease their bickering and close ranks against him, but the new Master finds his most implacable and unscrupulous opponent in Skullion, the college porter.

First broadcast in 1987, Porterhouse Blue was based on the book by Tom Sharpe, and starred David Jason, Ian Richardson, John Sessions, Griff Rhys Jones, and a host of top notch character actors. It’s still very funny, although even at the time of broadcast, it was satirising a Cambridge University of decades past, rather than the University as it was then: there were no men-only colleges or curfews; you couldn’t move for condoms and sex advice being handed out to freshers and research students; and porters mostly rolled their eyes at any ‘young gentlemen’ who weren’t so good at actual work. It’s fairer to say it satirised the university’s latent tendencies and attitudes with a college of extremes.

Having said that, the real-life Peterhouse College was still a bit weird.

All the same, it’s still very well written, funny and some of its points still hit home, whether you’ve ever been there or not. The students who think they can solve all the world’s problems so easily – by banning sex – the academic vs sporty divide: it’s all recognisable.

Jason opened everyone’s eyes to his acting potential with his portrayal of Skullion, the most fervent of Porterhouse supporters, and Richardson’s lefty Master makes an interesting contrast to his later, more famous Machiavellian roles. Sessions is a little bit lacking as the swot who hates all the ‘young gentlemen’ and has a crush on his bedder, but he still manages to carry the b-plot well. And there’s a cracking theme song by the Flying Pickets.

At three hours run-time, it’s a little bit of a marathon but one that’s probably worth running. No extras to speak of on the DVD, but we’re used to that by now from 4dvd.

To win a copy of Porterhouse Blue, as per usual, all you have to do is leave a witty and amusing comment below or plead your case, explaining why you’re the most deserving recipient. The deadline for entries is the 18th June 2008. Good luck!

Porterhouse Blue is available for £19.99, but you can buy it from Amazon.co.uk for £9.48.

Disclaimer: I went to Cambridge University. In mitigation, I’ll just say that I did go to one of the more rubbish colleges, rather than one of the posher central ones. It’s interesting to see, incidentally – despite the fact all the Porterhouse scenes were filmed elsewhere – how much the town has changed, and how much it hasn’t. No bike ban on Trinity Street in 1987 for starters…

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Review: Doctor Who – Grand Theft Cosmos

Is it my imagination or has the Eighth Doctor series of Big Finish Doctor Who audio plays been rapidly turning into a comedy strand?

Maybe Skull of Sobek wasn’t supposed to be funny, but it was. Brave New Town, despite not actually being funny, had Derek Griffiths in it. Max Warp was supposed to be funny, but wasn’t. And Dead London had a cast mostly playing it for yucks.

Now here comes Grand Theft Cosmos, featuring the return of The Headhunter and Karen. Were you on the edge of your seat waiting for that particular reunion? Have you?

Thought not.

With a good cast (Michael Maloney, Christopher Benjamin, Colin Spaull) and a 19th century jewel heist theme, Grand Theft Cosmos is yet another comedy for the eighth Doctor.

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