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Review: Torchwood 1×9 – Random Shoes

Torchwood: Random Shoes

Yet another Torchwood that wasn’t that bad. Far fewer plot holes than last week, characterisation was pretty good (bar Jack’s, of course) but a bit more boring and derivative, notably of Love and Monsters.

Did y’all like it? Do you think they’ve finally ironed out the bulk of the problems and are slowly working up to a decent TV series? Or it it fatally flawed still?

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Fifth-episode verdict: Day Break

The Carusometer for Daybreak2, a partial Caruso

It’s episode five of Day Break – or at least it was last Wednesday but I’ve been away – so even though it might be cancelled soon, time for The Carusometer, I think.

The show started off reasonably well, with an adrenaline-heavy first episode that was perhaps a little too serious for its own good. The second half of its double-bill wasn’t quite so interesting, and the third episode continued in the same vein.

However, things picked up by the fourth episode, in which a new sort of format emerged. As well as being less po-faced, our hero (Taye Diggs) begins to take advantage of his constantly repeating day to help fix his partner’s love-life. It seems that now all the supporting characters have been introduced and fleshed out, the producers might be planning to devote subsequent episodes to a single character to find out what’s going on with them. It’s something that worked quite well for the fifth episode, too, which had some strong writing and clever use of sci-fi fave Adam Baldwin to come up with possible explanations for the time travel element of the show.

The producers are also judiciously using screen shorthand to cut out the repetition: we now know all the things that Diggs has to do each morning to cover up for the previously days surprises, and that’s now distilled down to a montage of split-second shots.

There’s still no sign of an explanation for what’s going on and no real idea why it’s of any import, but as an action-packed, surprisingly thoughtful and character-driven slice of mindless entertainment, it’s not bad and is worth watching if you want a bit of fun that doesn’t require much brainpower of an evening.

The Medium is Not Enough has declared Day Break to be a two or “Partial Caruso” on The Carusometer quality scale. A Partial Caruso corresponds to a show with two walk-on cameos by David Caruso, during both of which he takes off and puts on his sunglasses repeatedly. There may also have been discussions about his starring in the show, but the producers wrote that off as A Bad Idea, preferring someone who can’t be out-acted by children, small animals or portions of confectionery.

News

News that happened while I was away and over the weekend

Some of it you might know, some of it could well be news:

Runway Bride Torchwood

Doctor Who

  • Jessica Stevenson, who is 5’6″ and has grey/green eyes, is filming a two-part Doctor Who episode.
  • There’s going to be a hint of Torchwood in this Christmas’s episode (see pic. Click on it to make it bigger and look for the logo at the back).
  • Newsround has a load of publicity shots from that episode, too.
  • The Daily Mail (and other ‘newspapers’) are claiming that new companion Martha Jones and the Doctor are going to wind up in bed together – fully clothed, mind. Adds The Sun, ”TV Biz can reveal feisty Martha (Freema Agyeman) has a huge crush on the doc (David Tennant). The pair are forced to bunk up together in one scene and Martha moves in for the kill. But her love intentions are ruined — by a monster.“
  • There’s an interview with Dan Zeff, director of Love and Monsters, over on Ain’t It Cool News.
  • There’s a clip from The Sarah Jane Adventures available from the Beeb’s Doctor Who web site.

Film

  • There’s a preview of Mitchell and Webb’s Magicians over on Ain’t It Cool News, based on a test screening.

British TV

  • Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse are re-uniting for a new sketch show.
  • The Beeb is planning a show about Merlin. It’s going to be a ”3g“ show, which now means ”three generations“ apparently. Because that’s what family television needs more of – shows about slightly dodgy wizards that live their lives backwards and have a demon for a dad.
  • Instead of doing something sensible like getting State of Play 2 together, Paul Abbott has created another bollocktile drama for ITV1 (cf the UK version of Touching Evil). Called Butler Did It, this ”three x 120-minute returnable franchise“ (urgh) tells the story of a top MI5 officer who is ”imprisoned for murder but, after the government realises his potential as a powerful weapon, he is reprogrammed as a ruthless, state-controlled assassin“.
  • Lucy Davis, star of The Office and rising star of Studio 60, got married on Saturday at St Paul’s Cathedral – handily, her dad Jasper Carrott is an OBE.
  • Matt Lucas is reportedly being lined up to play Friar Tuck in the next series of Robin Hood. He’s already set to appear as Toad in The Wind in the Willows this Christmas.

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