The BarrometerA Barrometer rating of 2

Third-episode verdict: Lopez (US: TV Land)

In the US: Wednesdays, 10/9c, TV Land
In the UK: Not yet acquired

As we learned from its first episode, the latest of George Lopez’s eponymously-titled shows is a lot better than many other eponymously-titled shows that aren’t named after George Lopez. Indeed, Lopez, created by John Altschuler and Dave Krinsky, who also co-created Silicon Valley and King of the Hill, is a surprisingly warm-hearted and smart look at modern celebrity from the viewpoint of someone who isn’t quite a celebrity any more, except among certain ethnic and age demographics.

After a first episode that sees Lopez having to deal with everyone from neighbours to Twitter followers, with varying degrees of social anxiety about how he should treat them, the second episode has him exploring the difficulties of modern dating as a Latino celebrity – can he use Tinder? If so, how? And can he be sure that whomever is dating him is dating him because of who he is, rather than because he’s famous? And what happens when they discover he’s a comedian?

Of course, as the show is set in LA, the answers aren’t necessarily what you’re expecting. 

Surprisingly for a show that started off as almost a set of sketches of Lopez’s life, the show’s since evolved more of a narrative, with subsequent episodes taking on various story points and expanded them. It also doesn’t try to make Lopez’s experiences more universal – not only is much of the comedy about social mores and being Latino, including how that ‘ranks’ in the US compared to black, white and asian men and women, it also frequently targets LA and Californian life, with episode three mainly concerning the reaction in LA to Lopez watering his lawn during a drought (“you grasshole”… “brown is the new green”) and what he has to do on social media to counter the adverse reaction.

Slightly problematically, that means the humour doesn’t transfer quite as well over the Atlantic, particularly – if like me – you’ve never seen Lopez in anything before (despite his first sitcom airing for six years on ABC). All the same, for a TV Land sitcom starring a not especially famous person as himself, Lopez is funnier, cleverer, more tuned in to modern culture(s) and just downright nicer than it has any right to be.

Barrometer rating: 2
Rob’s prediction: Clearly the best comedy on TV Land at the moment, it deserves to run for at least another season, although its appeal might be too specific for its own good

US TV

Review: The Detour 1×1-1×2 (US: TBS)

In the US: Mondays, 9/8c, TBS
In the UK: Not yet acquired

Jason Jones and Samantha Bee were two of the best correspondents The Daily Show has had in the past 10 years. Will anyone top Bee’s interpretative dance version of Fox News’ The Five (1m25s in)?

I think not. 

However, like a lot of people, the husband and wife team quit The Daily Show last year to do their own thing on TBS. Bee, of course, now has her own talk show, Full Frontal:

But she’s also been co-producing and writing with Jones a TBS sitcom in which he stars: The Detour. It’s a bit hard to describe The Detour. On the face of it, it’s a bit like National Lampoon’s Vacation, with Jones and wife Natalie Zea (Dirty Sexy Money, Justified, The Following) taking their kids on holiday, encountering all manner of disasters along the way, ranging from accidentally crashing their car through smoking too much pot at a cheap hotel all the way to being suspected of child abduction.

But it’s a bit more complicated in set-up than that. Like the decidedly more grown up The Affair and True Detective, it’s book-ended by scenes in a police interrogation room, with Jones being interrogated by a federal agent (Mary Grill). Why? We don’t know yet. There are also flashbacks to Jones losing his job, which is the reason they’re having to drive rather than fly.

What it ultimately comes down to, though, unsurprisingly, is both marriage and parenting. It’s much funnier with the latter than the former, where it’s mostly jokes about miscommunication, sex, dissatisfaction with sex, not being able to rely on your partner, and so on – nothing you won’t have seen dozens of times before.

But the parenting side of things is a bit more fun, just in terms of what it tries to do, with everything from accidentally taking your kids to a strip joint to how to stop them accessing the Internet and seeing porn. Again, it’s not the edgiest stuff but it feels a little more honest than a lot of shows I could mention.

Jones and Zea are fine and are just about plausible as a married couple. There’s the occasionally surprising cameo in the guest cast (episode 2 has Beverly Hills Cop‘s Judge Reinhold as an innuendo-addicted gay motor mechanic). It’s not amazing comedy, but if you want a TV version of National Lampoon’s Vacation that’s better than the recent movie, The Detour might be worth a try.

US TV

Review: Hunters 1×1 (US: Syfy)


In the US: Mondays, 10/9c, Syfy
In the UK: Not yet acquired

Although there seems to be terrorism in virtually every TV show these days, producers still face a quandry when including it in their shows. On the one hand, having a small group of people as antagonists makes it quite handy to use in drama. And there aren’t that many people out there who think that attacking and killing civilians is a good thing, so terrorists can usually be portrayed as the bad guys without anyone objecting.

On the other hand, terrorism is complicated. Terrorists’ motivations are complicated, usually informed by centuries of history and culture. Avoid the necessary level of depth needed to show that and your drama suddenly looks shallow and naive. Indeed, because of terrorism’s ubiquity in TV shows, you also have to be careful not to feed into racism and stereotypes by having, for example, YA bunch of Arab muslims suicide-bombing their way around the US while a plucky bunch of usually white, straight, American men save the day.

Hunters thinks its hit on a way out of this dilemma. A drama about terrorism that no one can be offended by because the terrorists are aliens. Probably. They’re not human anyway. So if they go around doing terrorist things, who cares if we kill them or don’t think too hard about their motivations? No one can complain that we’re insensitive to their culture, either, because their culture is whatever we’ve said it is.

Brilliant.

Well, no, because ‘alien terrorists’ already sounds like complete bobbins. Alien terrorists? If they can make it to Earth, they can probably nuke it from a light year away, too. Why are they just trying to frighten people?

But even beyond that base coat of daftness, Hunters seems entirely determined to be as generic as possible. Within the first five minutes, the show has already plundered Alien, Aliens and Predator for visual style, set-ups for scenes and even sound effects, and that’s before we even get introduced to the ultra-generic idea for the show: there’s a top team of anti-terrorism soldiers armed with special anti-alien weapons and they go around secretly trying to stop the aliens like they’re in some kind of first-person shooter. There’s naturally a whole big bunch of white guys doing most of the heavy lifting, but just to make it less obvious, there’s two black people and a woman, although cunningly, one of the two black people is the woman, so that’s good quota work.

At the same time, because it’s still not quite square-jawed and manly enough already, there’s a former soldier turned FBI agent (Nathan Phillips), whose wife is kidnapped by the chief alien (Julian McMahon) and spends most of the episode trussed up and naked in a cage while Phillips tracks her down. How much do you want a bet he ends up joining the team?

In case McMahon’s presence doesn’t give you a clue, since there’s nothing quite like saying “science fiction” and “filmed in Australia” to summon him like some antipodean Candyman, Hunters is one of the new breed of Syfy shows filmed in Australia, rather than Canada like everything else before mid-2015. Indeed, the show is so replete with Australian actors with only semi-convincing US accents, it feels like the cast of Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries is having a theme party. Seriously, they’ve all been in it at some point. The only exception is Mark Coles Smith (The Gods of Wheat Street, Old School) – not total exception, since he’s been in Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries, too, but he’s “on loan from Australian special forces” so doesn’t even have to bother trying to fake a US accent.

The show desperately wants to be dark and gritty and adult, with gore, horror, sex, nudity and swearing. Unfortunately, it’s also the kind of show that has Julian McMahan as an alien DJ with dreadlocks who leaps from tree to tree using bad wirework and sends messages to fellow aliens using OMD’s “Maid of Orleans”. I kid you not. I kid you not again when I tell you that’s the best thing about Hunters, too.

Did the producers mishear WMD, do you think? “The terrorists have OMDs.”

On top of all this, there are all sorts of mysteries that are supposed to grab our attentions. Who is the alien among them? Why do the aliens want Phillips’ wife? What do the aliens want? Are they even aliens or are they mutated humans or something even odder?

I’m not sure it matters, since it’ll just involve our inept secret team of cipherous secret soldiers who like to go around deserted warehouses at nights by themselves, rather than as a unit, shooting aliens and getting fake blood everywhere, all without any intelligent thoughts between them. So I’m giving Hunters a miss.

UPDATE: Apparently, they’re not stopping at OMD

Canadian TV

Review: Wynonna Earp 1×1 (Canada: CHCH)


In Canada: Mondays, 9pm, CHCH
In the UK: Not yet acquired

Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer.

As we discovered back when Marvel’s Jessica Jones first aired, there’s an almost automatic tendency to compare pretty much any supernatural show that

  1. Is about a young heroine…
  2. Who fights some kind of supernatural enemy of some kind…
  3. While dealing with relationship issues, particularly a single foxy man…
  4. While dealing with family issues, sisters and girlfriends…

…to Buffy The Vampire Slayer. I think that’s partly because there isn’t a large enough ‘dictionary’ of comparisons yet. Maybe soon people will be able to think of sufficient shows with female leads that Buffy won’t simply be the first one everyone can name.

All the same, watching Wynonna Earp, CHCH’s co-prod with the US Syfy channel that adapts the comic of the same name, I’m beginning to wonder if Buffy in some way almost created a Joseph Campbell-style template for ‘the heroine’s journey’ that through some form of morphic resonance has slowly become almost the only way for people to think about shows of this kind. 

Okay, Wynonna Earp is from the same producer as Lost Girl, so maybe it’s just personal taste at work – that wasn’t exactly a million miles from the Buffy template and reading back over my original review of that piece of fantasy tatt that I’d largely forgotten, pretty much all the criticisms I had are the same.

But here’s the summary of Beau Smith’s comic from which it was adapted:

Wynonna is a present-day descendant of the famous lawman Wyatt Earp, and she’s the top special agent for a special unit known within the US Marshals known as The Monster Squad. She battles such supernatural threats as Bobo Del Rey and his redneck, trailer-trash vampires that are pushing a new killer designer drug called “Hemo”, and the Egyptian Mafia’s mummy hitman, Raduk, Eater Of The Dead, who’s out to do in all the other crime bosses. In her subsequent adventures she finished some outstanding Earp family business while dealing with Hillbilly Gremlins, and Zombie Mailmen alongside her fellow Marshalls.

And here’s the plot of the TV series, which oddly enough for a Western about a famous American lawman, is set in Alberta, Canada:

Wynonna Earp is a modern supernatural western that takes place among the foothills and badlands of Alberta. Our lead Wynonna was raised on an Alberta ranch but is indeed the great great granddaughter of famous lawman Wyatt Earp. When Wynonna returns to her hometown of Purgatory, Alberta on her 27th birthday, she learns that that she is heir to not only Wyatt’s near mythic abilities but also to a family curse that she had been taught to believe was only a myth. Unfortunately for Wynonna, the Earp Curse is real. Each generation since Wyatt’s death, the heir must battle Wyatt’s legendary old West enemies: demons who rise from hell, again and again. But with the help of a mysterious but familiar figure from the past and an agent from a covert joint task force, Wynonna is determined to end the curse once and for all.

See what I mean? They’ve actually done a lot of tinkering with the plot of the comic to make it Buffy… on a Canadian farm. Okay, it’s not identical, because while Wynonna (Melanie Scrofano from The Listener) can do all kinds of acrobatic gymnastics and martial arts like Buffy, she can only kill the demons using Earp’s gun, which is a straight lift from Supernatural.

But she’s snarky and feisty and objects to being a slayer; she’s got an annoying little sister (England’s own Dominique Provost-Chalkley); there’s a hot bloke of questionable loyalties for her to fight with/alongside (Shamier Anderson); there’s a Big Bad to fight (Tim Rozon from Schitt’s Creek); there’s various guys she was with at high school to taunt; and more.

It’s Buffy… on a Canadian farm. Except not even that good. The fight scenes are appalling – possibly the worst I’ve ever seen, and they couldn’t make the wirework more obvious if they’d covered the wires in little flags with Sarah-Michelle Gellar’s face on them. The acting is another order of awful beyond awful, particularly from Scrofano. The mythology is so derivative and uninvolving, it makes Demons look like Eraserhead. It’s sexy, sexy times are more embarrassing than Hexs. 

I know it’s supposed to be a bit of comic book fun, but only the villains seem to know this. Everyone else seems to think they’re dealing with Tolstoy… and they’re all reciting it as fluently as they would with Tolstoy in the original Russian.

Shoot the lot of them, I say.

What have you been watching? Including Banshee, Blå Ögon (Blue Eyes), The Catch, Supergirl and The Americans

It’s “What have you been watching?”, my chance to tell you what movies and TV I’ve been watching recently that I haven’t already reviewed and your chance to recommend things to everyone else (and me) in case I’ve missed them.

The usual “TMINE recommends” page features links to reviews of all the shows I’ve ever recommended, and there’s also the Reviews A-Z, for when you want to check more or less anything I’ve reviewed ever. 

Despite the Easter break and being somewhat occupied this week, I’ve actually managed to watch quite a few of the new shows that have popped up on our screens and monitors in the past week or so. Elsewhere, you’ll find shiny reviews of:

I’ve also passed a third-episode verdict on Damien (US: A&E). Still sitting in the viewing pile, however, are the first two episodes of Hulu’s The Path – I think I’ll wait until the third episode next week and review them (or as many as I can bear, depending on how good it is) all in one go.

Last night, Dice started on Showtime, Netflix offloaded The Ranch in one go (not as an April’s Fool) and Syfy also started airing Wyonna Earp. Despite being away for a few days next week, I’ll hopefully be reviewing them all at some point – although as I’m old enough to remember Andrew Dice Clay when he was doing horrendous stand-up in the 80s, it’s possible I might not bother with that.

But I have watched one other new show:

Blå Ögon (Blue Eyes) (Sweden: SVT1; UK: More4)
Well, the plot summary and trailer are back here, so I won’t bother repeating myself. But having now watched the first two episodes, my advice would be stick with it. The show is a mix of the implausible and the very plausible, with Elin Hammar’s plotline, in which she gets plucked from a life of waitressing to return to politics, only to discover her predecessor has gone missing, is eminently daft, with all kinds of odd conspiracies going on that remind me of the silliness of Byw Celwydd (Living a Lie) crossed with 24. Similarly, everything involving the right-wing party Trygghetspartiet is embarrassingly bad.

However, where the show does do well is develop over the course of these first two episodes a frighteningly nasty, anti-immigrant, anti-everyone, racist right wing terrorist group, Veritas, with foot soldier Adam Lundgren quietly frightening and ultimately violent, like a slightly malnourished, prettier Russell Crowe in Romper Stomper. Here, the viewing gets very uncomfortable, but after the uninspiring first episode, the second episode managed to sell the show to me.

From a UK perspective, what’s also interesting is how similar the rhetoric of Trygghetspartiet is to UKIP’s, presumably without the writers borrowing directly. I guess that makes UKIP either very European or very fictional.

After the jump, I’ll be covering the return of Banshee, as well as reviewing two weeks’ worth of episodes of the regulars: 11.22.63, The Americans, Arrow, Billions, The Catch, DC’s Legends of Tomorrow, The Doctor Blake Mysteries, The Flash, Limitless, Lucifer, The Magicians, Second Chance, Stan Lee’s Lucky Man, Supergirl and Vikings. Apart from the ones that are finishing anyway, two of these are getting dropped from the viewing schedule altogether, while a recommended show is going to get demoted. Can you guess which one, tigers?

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