Holiday time

It’s that time of year again: Rob’s vacation. Yes, I’m off to sunny climes for a fortnight and will be coming back on the 18th. Until then, no blogging of course, since I won’t have so much as an iPod with me.

The Daily News will resume on the 18th, assuming there is any news, but since everyone else is off on their hols during August and I’m going to be busy, too, I’ll be on reduced blogging output until the end of September.

If you’re going away, have a nice time; if you’re not, guard the place and help any lost souls who wander here.

Bye for now!

TMINE

Saddest comic strips in the world

Brace yourself for an attack of the snivels: here come the two saddest comic strips in the world (big nod of the head to Stuart for these). Certainly had me nearly crying on the way home from the take-away this evening…

Thinking of Henson

Click this one to make it bigger, if necessary

Calvin and Hobbes

I think I’m going to have to have another snivel again.

Moonlight: my powers are strong, but not that strong

I got this email yesterday from someone who read my season finale review of Moonlight:

I would just like to say that i think you should make more programs of moonlight because the program was such a big hit and it was such a thrill to watch.I am disappiont that you have ended the program and you should consider making a lot more.

yoursfaithfully

xxx (name removed to protect the innocent)

I’m not exactly sure how this (probably quite young) person got the idea from my review that I’d decided to cancel Moonlight, using my vast, vast powers, or that I made it. Was it my sentence structure?

But for them and anyone else who gets the impression from my TV reviews that I actually make the programmes I’m reviewing, I’d just like to point out that I don’t. I don’t cancel them either. I certainly didn’t cancel Moonlight: that was CBS.

And really, if anyone’s going to bring Moonlight or any other cancelled TV show back, I’m probably not the right person to do it. I’m gratified that people might think from my reviews that I’d make really great TV programmes, but I suspect I wouldn’t. At least, not with my current budgets.

Let that be an end to the matter.

Is there any way to stop her?

I’ve pleaded. I’ve put my foot down. I’ve said I won’t have it in the house. I’ve told her it’s appalling and one of the worst TV shows in recent memory.

But she won’t listen. She misses him.

Is there any way I can stop my wife getting her John Barrowman fix through buying the first series of Torchwood on DVD? I wouldn’t have minded if it was the second series…

Now we are three


A birthday cake

Happy Birthday, The Medium is Not Enough. Yes, three years ago (sort of, subject to blog migration, blog splitting, blog reunions, etc), this blog emerged into the light of the Internet with its first two posts: previews of the still-popular Prison Break, the not-unpopular Supernatural and the still-unseen Global Frequency; and tedious cruft about The Omega Factor (which I’m still just about to write a review of, amazingly enough).

Yes, I’m going to use the same opening paragraph for the birthday entry every year. I really am that lazy. Besides, it’s something of a tradition now.

What we’ve learned this year
In our third year, it turned out the following discoveries were still as true as they were the year before

  1. Y’all are still kind of interested in David Tennant and Doctor Who, but less by Torchwood
  2. Time may march on but before, during and after every episode of The F-Word, everyone will be dying to know who wrote the theme tune
  3. People really like having a bullet-pointed list of media news items each morning
  4. I can never get people’s names right. 

But we’ve also learned some new things.

  • We’ve learned from my web stats package that the only thing people like more than pictures of Stewie Griffin, Alexandra Bastedo, David Tennant, and Sean Maguire are pictures from Sex and the City and of Satan.
  • We’ve learned that theatre review sites can’t SEO their web pages for toffee since I’m number two on Google for searches for "Fat Pig reviews". Seriously, if I’m number two, they need to work their webmasters harder.
  • We’ve learned that maybe we should have called the blog something shorter and given it a better URL when we started – and that it’s way too late for "The Tea Mine" to ever catch on as an alternative title.
  • We’ve learned that if your hosting company is rubbish, you need to move to one that’s slightly less rubbish
  • We’ve learned that Catherine Tate elicits mixed reactions from people.
  • And we’ve learned that even though it’s just me writing this, I still refer to myself as ‘we’ and that Simon Callow stole a load of my sentence-starting words back in the 80s. Not at all worried by that, are we?

Changes
Over the last year, there have also been a few changes. We’ve

  • given the site a complete and initially incompetently implemented facelift
  • started reviewing books, theatre, technology and other media
  • slowly, but temporarily ushered the slightly balding Carusometer in the direction of the care home, since it needs its beauty sleep
  • run a few competitions where people have won actual things they can hold in their hands
  • come up with one correct conspiracy theory [spoiler!] and a multitude of incorrect ones – as it should be
  • created a few new blog gods and opened a shrine
  • joined the international conspiracy to promote all things Welsh
  • launched the "whimsy" section with the ever so slightly silly Sitting Tennant and the slightly less silly but increasingly obsessive-looking – except if you read the previous bullet point – Today’s Joanna Page
  • discreetly launched Lost Gems and Movies You Should Own to cover up the fact that there’s not a lot on tele right now

I’d like to say a great big thank you again to AnnaLisa, Marie, Matt, Rosby, Scott, Stu_N, Stu, other Scott, Stuart, Iko, Poly, espedair, kaballa, Electric Dragon, Linda, cindylover1969, Fraser, Kev, Craig, Lesley, Jonathan, Cackle Jr, Murray, Mark, Toby and Phoenix for continuing to hang around and contribute with always entertaining comments.

I’d also like to thank Persephone, Jane, TemplarJ, Vin and Andrea for joining in with the fun this year and the RSS lurkers for massaging my viewing stats – come on out and play, guys: you know you want to.

Apologies to very infrequent commenters and anyone I left out but my brain hurts – you know what I’m like with names. But you’ve all been absolutely wonderful to be here, join in and interact with my baffling ramblings.

Fingers crossed, the fun’s just going to keep on rolling on for another year. Hope you continue to enjoy your stay! And if you have any suggestions for what else you might like to see on the blog, please let me know below.

Have a nice weekend,

Rob