This week, Ali Larter has lost her knees. Clearly, they’ve gone missing in the shot above, but if you recall from last week’s very random week, she’s on the cover of Lucky magazine this month and someone’s pointed out at Jezebel that they may have over-Photoshopped her – to the extent that her knees have gone missing.
Which is quite random, really, isn’t it?
But, hey, apparently, if you stick Ali Larter on the front cover of your magazine, your sales go up – which is why WWD calls her “old reliable”. Ain’t that nice?
Have you seen Ali Larter acting randomly? If so, let us know and we’ll tell everyone about it in “Random Acts of Ali Larter“
This week, Ali Larter… well, let’s just say it’s all a bit random. Fair enough, being on the front cover of Lucky isn’t that random. But what’s she doing giving away her clothes?
This fortnight, Ali Larter has been the most random – and randomly charitable – person in recorded history.
First, she’s selling off autographed shoes to help women with cancer as part of ‘Hero in Heels’s summer auction.
Then she’s off encouraging inner city kids to start or improve high school gardens – and appreciate the power of compost – as part of the Environmental Media Association’s “Yes to Carrots Garden Challenge” in Venice, California.
As if that wasn’t honour enough, she then gets invited by the United Nations Foundation (as “an actress and women’s health advocate“) to go to the Women Deliver Conference in Washington DC (with her mum):
Said conference, which focused on global and maternal and reproductive health, managed to get Melinda Gates to cough up $1.5 billion to help women around the world.
That was $1.5 BILLION in case you missed it.
Our Ali, who ironically for a women’s health advocate, had a cold at the time, says:
How can you create the life of your dreams if you can’t plan your own family? Hundreds of thousands of women don’t have access to contraceptives… Women’s rights are human rights
But despite all that and proudly declaring herself a feminist (“I am just a woman who feels a sense of responsibility to help other girls and women”), she still managed to annoyMsMagazine, by saying she was proud to be a Mrs. You can’t win them all, huh?
Nevertheless, did you really expect her to end the conference without doing something random? Like singing Aretha Franklin’s “(You Make me Feel Like) A Natural Woman” with special assistant to the president Gayle Smith, South African singer Yvonne Chaka Chaka and CNN’s Wolf Blitzer, for example. Of course not:
Have you seen Ali Larter acting randomly? If so, let us know and we’ll tell everyone about it in “Random Acts of Ali Larter“
Oh, she’s probably only coming to get you to let you know Crazy – which is a biopic of guitar player Hank Garland who played with the likes of Roy Orbison, Patsy Cline, Hank Williams and Elvis Presley – is out on DVD soon:
Yes, she is in it, otherwise that would be truly random, wouldn’t it?
Have you seen Ali Larter acting randomly? If so, let us know and we’ll tell everyone about it in “Random Acts of Ali Larter“
