US TV

What have you been watching this fortnight (w/e July 15)?

Two Guys, A Girl and A Pizza Place

Time for “What have you been watching this week?”, my chance to tell you what I’ve been watching this week and your chance to recommend things to everyone else (and me) in case we’ve missed them.

As you may have noticed, I skipped a week or so (hence the name change this week) because I had too much on, so this is a little bit of a catch up.

My recommendations for maximum viewing pleasure this week: Burn Notice, Come Dine With Me, Royal Pains, Penn and Teller: Fool Us, Sirens, Suits, The Daily Show, Top Gear and Wilfred. Watch them (and keep an eye on The Stage‘s TV Today Square Eyes feature as well for British TV highlights) or you’ll be missing out on the good stuff.

In my viewing pile, ready to be watched: Curb Your Enthusiasm. I hear the new series is a bit limp so far. Any thoughts?

Now to the irregulars and new things, as well as a few thoughts on some of those regulars:

  • Burn Notice: Oh, oh. They better not be doing what I think they’re doing.
  • Cleopatra: A Channel 4 documentary about the eponymous female pharaoh. Mainly just talking heads, with the occasional bit of re-creation, this was old school documentary-making in which you actually learnt something from people who know their stuff, as opposed to anything on BBC1. Definitely worth watching if you have an interest.
  • The Daily Show: some cracking stuff with John Oliver about the NotW scandal.
  • Guilty Pleasures: Another documentary, this time about the role of luxury within ancient Greek societies, particularly Athens and Sparta. Actually very good, certainly in comparison to the recent BBC4 Ancient Greece season. However, one of those documentaries where at the end, after thinking, “Wow, yes, I’ve learned quite a lot from this and I’ve seen some great and beautiful things,” there’s this feeling that maybe a little thing might have been left out. Can you guess? It was… women. Barely a mention of women in the whole thing, which was very strange.
  • Necessary Roughness: Haven’t watched episode three yet. Episode two was roughly on a par with episode 1, perhaps a bit better since we didn’t have to resort to the general psychological handwaving and instant cures of the pilot episode and we moved out of sports psychology for the A-plot. Callie Thorne is still being too comedic for the role, though.
  • Penn and Teller: Fool Us: Probably should have mentioned this was on about five weeks ago. British magicians try to fool the famous Vegas magicians – if they do, they get to go to Vegas and perform for P&T’s audience. A mix of decent acts with completely rubbish acts whose trick you can guess the secret of almost immediately. But still very entertaining.
  • Sirens: I haven’t got round to episode three (or four) yet, but episode two was pretty good. Acting’s still poor, but the scripts are still decent.
  • Suits: Still maintaining the quality in episode 4, with everyone nicely not nice. Slight dodginess around the clinical trials (does no one do double blind over there?) but that was a slight flaw, easily overlooked.
  • Torchwood: Miracle Day: Yey. Torchwood‘s back. Or something. It’s clearly trying very hard to be good, but it’s still fundamentally a bad show. It’s quite strange watching the American picture composition style being imposed on Torchwood, since it now looks like a different, American show. Nevertheless, the acting’s bad (the guy who was in ER who plays Rex Matheson actually makes Eve Myles and John Barrowman look like Derek Jacobi), the dialogue’s painful, we have the usual Russell T Davies inability to write anything close to reality whenever dealing with laws, politics et al, and Torchwood as a group are bigged up as world-saviours, despite being incompetent morons. Barrowman and Myles are obviously the most uncomfortable, untrained people in the world when it comes to using weapons. And why oh why oh why, whenever we have a massive invasion of the Earth by aliens, does everyone forget about it by the next series? Snark and Fury is your best place for a proper review, incidentally.
  • True Blood: after a lot of Alex Breckenridge in episode two, there was nothing of her in episode three, which was depressing. But wow, what a strange show. I’m not really liking it, more sort of being baffled by its intricate campness crossed with sexual oddness and dodgy accents. Fun, and it was nice to see Stephen Moyer getting to use an English accent for a bit in episode two, but I’m not sure I’d recommend it as such.
  • Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place: a very old (circa Friends) show starring a very young, unbuff Ryan Reynolds that you can currently watch on 5* in the UK. Actually very bad, though, or at least the episode I saw – very forced, very unoriginal, with Reynolds obviously trying to be Chandler from Friends.
  • The TV Book Club: never have I seen such an uncomfortable group of presenters (Adrian Edmondson, Rory McGrath, Meera Syal and probably someone else, too). They all looked like they’d been stuck up against a wall and forced to talk with each other. And their choice of books? Well, I wouldn’t belong to a book club that pretentious yet simultaneously incapable of venturing a useful opinion about a book. I’m just saying. Incidentally, did you know the whole programme isn’t just sponsored by Specsavers, it’s actually made by Specsavers? Again, just saying…
  • Wilfred: Episode four was just deeply disturbing. Deeply. Funny, but deeply disturbing. Guest star, incidentally, was Ed Helms from The Daily Show and The Hangover.

And in this week’s list of movies:

  • Bad Teacher: Surprisingly not awful and actually quite enjoyable. I was unconvinced by Cameron Diaz’s ‘Road to Damascus’ but the rest of our ‘Movie Club’ found it plausible.
  • The Adjustment Bureau: Again, another surprise – a science fiction film that sucked as a science fiction film but was actually a really nice romance. Matt Damon and Emily Blunt are both really good as well.
  • Pumping Iron: Interesting to watch these days, not just because it was the first movie to feature Arnold Schwarzenegger. But it’s a documentary about body builders and tonally, the directors clearly think they’re all a bunch of mentallers. These days, you watch it and think, “Fair play, guys. Good effort. Nice work. Got any tips?”, such is the change in society’s attitude towards men’s physiques. As a result of watching the movie, lovely wife has now decided that she much prefers watching professional body building to World’s Strongest Man, which used to be her favouritest thing ever. No pressure, obviously.

But what have you been watching?

“What have you been watching this week?” is your chance to recommend to friends and fellow blog readers the TV and films that they might be missing or should avoid – and for me to do mini-reviews of everything I’ve watched this week. Since we live in the fabulous world of Internet catch-up services like the iPlayer and Hulu, why not tell your fellow readers what you’ve seen so they can see the good stuff they might have missed?

UK TV

What have you been watching this week (w/e July 1)?

Time for “What have you been watching this week?”, my chance to tell you what I’ve been watching this week and your chance to recommend things to everyone else (and me) in case we’ve missed them.

My usual recommendations for maximum viewing pleasure this week: The Apprentice, The Apprentice: You’ve Been Fired, Burn Notice, Come Dine With Me, The Daily Show and Top Gear. Watch them (and keep an eye on The Stage‘s TV Today Square Eyes feature as well) or you’ll be missing out on the good stuff. Still in the viewing pile: the first episode of Necessary Roughness (just in case lovely wife wants to watch it for Marc Blucas from Buffy), the return of Royal Pains, the second episode of Suits, the first episode of State of Georgia (although that’s ABC Family so I’ll probably skip it),

Now to the irregulars and new things, as well as a few thoughts on some of those regulars:

  • Arrested Development: Everyone raves about it, so I thought I’d give it a try and watch the pilot. Does it, erm, get any better and/or funny?
  • Burn Notice: My gods, they have actually changed the formula. Okay, still a little bit like the old show, but it’s different. It’s actually different – and I like it. Well done exec producers!
  • Combat Hospital: A slightly inept, international co-production medical drama whose two distinguishing features are that they’ve got Canadians, Americans and Brits all actually being Canadians, Americans and Brits; and it’s set in a war zone. Despite having Elias Koteas and Deborah Kara Unger in the cast, it’s instantly snooze-worthy, without a hard edge even in its set of surgical tools.
  • Top Gear: Better than the last series, but definitely lacking the pizzazz of previous series.
  • True Blood: I haven’t watched this since episode 7 of the first series and although things have clearly moved on, my, what a silly show it is. Good cast, good effects, interesting characters, but what silly, silly plots. Good to see Southland‘s Kevin Alejandro doing well for himself and Alex Breckenridge being all librariany, but this would ordinarily be too ridiculous, even for me.

And in this week’s list of movies:

  • 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer: Dreadful. Jessica Alba doesn’t even look human in it.
  • Blades of Glory: A severely overlooked Will Ferrell comedy about two male figure skaters who end up as pairs. Very silly and Will Arnett and Amy Poehler make great villains. Definitely up there with the likes of Dodgeball.
  • Bridesmaids: About 50% funny, 50% laughter-free. Some very funny moments, and good to see Melissa McCarthy of Mike & Molly getting a decent role for a change, but could have been a lot better. And some very weird casting going on – Chris O’Dowd of The IT Crowd as a love interest and Matt Lucas as Kristen Wiig’s flatmate? Weird. But Jon Hamm was great. Strange how he only plays non-Don Draper roles when he’s not doing Mad Men, rather than sticking to the “handsome manly man” roles.
  • Where The Wild Things Are: Absolutely not what I was expecting. A quite harrowing tale of childhood in which the sub-text is virtually text, but all done through giant beasts. Typical Spike Jonze, but it’ll leave you drained by the end.

But what have you been watching?

“What have you been watching this week?” is your chance to recommend to friends and fellow blog readers the TV and films that they might be missing or should avoid – and for me to do mini-reviews of everything I’ve watched this week. Since we live in the fabulous world of Internet catch-up services like the iPlayer and Hulu, why not tell your fellow readers what you’ve seen so they can see the good stuff they might have missed?

Random Acts

Random Acts: No. No, no, no, no, no

No. This has to be stopped now. It was bad enough when Ali was doing it.

Ali Larter with red hair

See how wrong that is? Thankfully, she saw the (yellow) light.

Ali Larter

But this random red hair infection is spreading. Scarlett may be her name, and she’s been reliably random for a couple of weeks now, getting a Hollywood Walk of Fame star, having one night stands with Justin Timberlake, and going to Motley Crue concerts. I mean Motley Crue – how random is that?

But this?

Scarlett Johansson at a Motley Crue concert

No. I don’t care if it’s for The Avengers. It’s just wrong.

Alex Breckenridge doesn’t even have that excuse. You’re on the True Blood premiere red carpet, Evan Rachel Wood is there and she’s already red: this does not need to happen.

Alex Breckenridge at the True Blood premiere

At least Joanna Page is just inventing new red-coloured nail varnishes. And even though her character, 6, has black hair in the book, Syrup, Amber Heard is still reassuring blonde in the movie version.

Amber Heard in Syrup

Phew. Panic attack over.

US TV

Review: Franklin and Bash 1×1

Franklin and Bash

In the US: Wednesdays, 9/8c, TNT

Crazy, unconventional lawyers who don’t play by the rules and who fight for the little guy! Yay! That’s what we need more of, isn’t it? That hasn’t been done to death with Eli Stone, Harry’s Law, The Deep End and The Defenders in just the last three years alone, has it?

Why no, Sir! In fact, what the genre of crazy, unconventional lawyers who don’t play by the rules and who fight for the little guy has in fact been missing all these years – something you probably hadn’t realised until TNT decided to tell you this by thrusting new show Franklin and Bash and assorted breasts in your face – is crazy, unconventional fratboy lawyers who don’t play by the rules and who fight for the little guy.

Yes, Franklin and Bash are the kind of lawyers who’ll get women to take their clothes off in court and jiggle their breasts at the jury, who’ll hit on women they work with and have naked hot tub parties, in a show that tries vainly and pathetically to be funny, while Malcolm McDowell phones in his part in between lighting cigars with the vast stack of dollar bills he must be earning.

Sigh. Cue the trailer.

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Random Acts

Random Acts: Kelly Rutherford wears Tupperware, Alex Breckenridge gets milk poisoning and Tweets poetry about penises

So Kelly Rutherford, whom you might know from Gossip Girl

but, because I’m that old, whom I remember from the 1993 show The Adventures of Brisco County Jr where she played Brisco’s star-crossed lover Dixie:

is not normally known for being all that random. But this week, she decided to wear a Tupperware scarf to help boys and girls:

Kelly Rutherford in a Tupperware scarf

Apparently, Tupperware have introduced a new line of “Confidence” merchandise, designed by Aimee David, founder of The Queen of E.vil clothing line, that’s available for purchase on Facebook. The net profits go to the Boys & Girls Club of America.

Yes, clothing by Tupperware.

Welcome to randomness, Kelly – and Tupperware.

Meanwhile, reliable randomeer Alex Breckenridge, currently being flirty, witchy, vampire bait in the new trailer for True Blood season four*:

has been giving herself milk poisoning at Disneyworld:

Alex Breckenridge at Disneyland

Alex Breckenridge tweets about milk poisoning

Alex Breckenridge Tweets about food poisoning

And writing Tweet poetry about the heart and the penis:

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And, as previously noted, regular randomeer Bradley Cooper decided to speak French fluently for no good reason, as well as adapt an almost impossible to adapt sci-fi novel:

What a random week for everyone.

* Incidentally, the hashtag #tbwithdrawal – doesn’t that make it sound like you’ve stopped taking your Tuberculosis meds? How random.