CBS pulls 3 Lbs.

Ooh, they’re vicious at CBS. The show’s only reached episode three, yet CBS has just pulled 3 Lbs. because of low ratings. Hang on, didn’t Smith get cancelled in the same time slot because of low ratings? Dear oh dear.

The show’s producers had a chance to shoot eight episodes, so maybe we’ll find ourselves in a similar situation to Smith and thinking the show could have been good, given half a chance, once they’re aired on Innertube, etc.

US TV

Review: 10 Items Or Less

10 Items or LessFull Caruso

In the US: TBS, Mondays, 11/10c

In the UK: On a network that looks suspiciously like TBS but is actually a supermarket.

The Office Ten Items Or Less is a comedy show set in an office a supermarket run by a weak manager who just wants to be everyone’s friend. His staff are all a bit rubbish…

Oh I give up. There’s no point bothering with this one. It’s a rip-off of The Office, it’s partially improvised and it’s not funny. There’s no subtlety, no cleverness to the humour, very little originality – a bad manager who uses Japanese martial theory to motivate his employees? What a concept! – and I wanted to turn it off after ten minutes.

The Medium is Not Enough hereby declares 10 Items or Less to be a five on the Carusometer. This equates to a show so bad in every single aspect of its production that it seems to have been put together by David Caruso, although his mum might have done the set decoration.

PS: It’s “10 items or fewer”, curse you!

US TV

Third-episode verdict: 3 Lbs

3Lbs

So here we are at episode three of 3 Lbs. (aka the sub’s nightmare: is it 3lbs? 3 Lbs? 3lbs.? All these spellings and more are available from CBS). Time for some sort of verdict.

Unfortunately, it’s still too early for the Carusometer, since the show isn’t obviously bad or obviously brilliant. It’s also been rushed onto the screen to fill a Smith-shaped hole in CBS’s schedule, so we should probably make allowances while the production team catch their collective breath. Therefore, I’m going to stick with it for a couple of more episodes before passing final verdict.

All the same, although it started off reasonably well, it’s already developed a formula. While it’s not House‘s formula, to which the show bears more than a passing resemblance, it’s a formula all the same:

  1. a couple of people come down with brain problems of some variety (this week: an aneurism and prosopagnosia, handily also the cover story of the current issue of New Scientist, for those who want to know more), the symptoms of which are then mocked up with CGI, dream sequences, etc
  2. the brilliant surgeon, Stanley Tucci, who’s more like Alec Baldwin in Malice than Hugh Laurie in House, says he’s going to fix it and explains how
  3. his touchy-feely co-surgeon, Mark Feuerstein, argues about how to deal with the family and the patient’s feelings
  4. they operate and mop up the general emotional/physical mess afterwards.

Meanwhile, Indira Varma gets to be kooky with the b-story patient, and we all learn a little something about the brain at the same time. Marvellous.

Without the mystery that is the central element of each episode of House, we’re left merely to gawp at how great/caring these surgeons are and discover how weird the brain can make things when it goes wrong. The characters aren’t quite compelling enough to make up for this deficiency, so we’re left with a show that comes across more like a Discovery Science documentary on how particular conditions can be treated than a drama in which we can become involved.

Still maintaining a general thumbs up for it, but as House learnt early on, it needs some variety if it’s going to become a fixture in our viewing diaries.

News

The Loop gets cut

The cast of The Loop The Loop, which I rather liked but which hasn’t yet set the world on fire, is still coming back for a second season in 2007. However, Fox has cut its episode count from 13 to 10. Apparently, they’ve already got enough returning shows that they don’t need the extra three.

As I mentioned in my review of it, the work side of our hero’s life was far funnier than his home life and Fox has taken note, asking the creators to focus on the work side of things – something that might produce a cast cull. Hopefully, it’ll also produce a funnier show, although it was pretty funny to start with.

In case, UK viewers, you’re worried if you’ll ever see it, be glad to hear that Trouble TV has picked it up. Joy, huh? It’s now officially teenage TV.