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New Zealand hails King Joffrey #bringdowntheking

New Zealand's statue of King Joffrey

Look at this: it’s a statue of King Joffrey to publicise season four of Game of Thrones in New Zealand. It’s been erected in Aotea Square in Auckland (cue jokes about what it’ll do for Auckland traffic – NB all I know about Auckland I learnt from The Almighty Johnsons) and the plan is that if you Tweet about it, it’ll eventually be toppled (I hope that’s not a spoiler).

As the statue gains attention in real life and online, a large, medieval winch will be attached to the statue, with a rope around Joffrey’s neck, along with the appearance of the hashtag #bringdowntheking. From there, fans who’ve had enough of Joffrey’s nonsense can use the tag #bringdowntheking, and with each use of it, the rope will pull tighter around Joffrey’s head. All interested parties should head to www.bringdowntheking.com to see live webcams of all the action, see and send their own messages, as well as stay abreast of all the latest news and developments.

Looks like they’ve already put the winch in place, judging from the webcam:

Joffrey webcam

I think I still prefer the dragon skull, though.

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What have you been watching? Including Remedy, Spun Out, W1A and Ender’s Game

It’s “What have you been watching?”, my chance to tell you what movies and TV I’ve been watching recently that I haven’t already reviewed and your chance to recommend things to everyone else (and me) in case I’ve missed them.

The usual “TMINE recommends” page features links to reviews of all the shows I’ve ever recommended, and there’s also the Reviews A-Z, for when you want to check more or less anything I’ve reviewed ever. And if you want to know when any of these shows are on in your area, there’s Locate TV.

New shows I’ve already reviewed this week:

I’ll be getting round to The CW’s The 100 either today or early next week, but I did try a few other new shows, too: two Canadian, one British.

Remedy (Canada: Global)
Dillon Casey is a doctor who comes from a family of medics, all of whom work at the same hospital for some reason. After cocking up something chronic, he’s forced to come back as a porter and we get to see hospital life from the viewpoint of everyone who works there who isn’t a medic. Which might be interesting and different (at least, if you’ve never watched Casualty), except it’s so self-consciously quirky and ‘family’, it’s practically unwatchable, so I gave up. Only really notable for Enrico Colantoni (Flashpoint).

Spun Out (Canada: CTV)
For reasons best known only to Canada, they’ve decided to produce a totally unrequested response to CBS’s The Crazy Ones that’s even worse. Starring Dave Foley of Kids in the Hall fame, it’s a multi-camera sitcom about a PR agency run by Foley, together with his daughter, and all the highjinks they get up to once newbie Billy from BSG turns up. All the same, it’s possibly one of the least funny things TV has ever produced.

W1A (UK: BBC2)
A follow up to BBC4’s cult comedy 2012, this reunites Hugh Bonneville and Jessica Hynes as the former Olympic organisers now recruited by the BBC to handle sensitive issues. I’ve not worked an awful lot for the BBC but it is recognisably accurate but exaggerated as a piece of satire. How funny it is for people who don’t work in television, I’m not sure, although parallels with any large organisation no doubt abound. Most of the humour, though, comes from wordplay, mostly provided by narrator David Tennant, and in the cameos by famous people, such as one by Alan Yentob and Salman Rushdie that’ll send your eyebrows through the roof. 

Bonneville is, of course, the hapless sensible everyman, dealing with a quagmire of neverending meetings with ‘timewasting morons’, trying to use common sense of all things to deal with problems. However, the show has a slightly dodgy edge, with Bonneville fighting against the excesses of liberal political correctness so the show also treads a slightly tricky path around things like the Countryfile age discrimination suit. Generally, a promising start, so I’ll be tuning in next week.

I also watched a movie:

Ender’s Game
Evil insect aliens attack the Earth and 50 years later, we’re still preparing in case they come back by training kids in war planning, in the hope their brains will be flexible and fast enough that they’ll make great generals. Essentially, Harry Potter in space school, right down to its own version of Quidditch, but with a pleasingly darker, smarter, nastier edge, our hero essentially someone who can outstrategise his bullies rather than who spends the whole time feeling put upon. The final battle is a big intense surprise; Ben Kingsley’s awful New Zealand accent is not a surprise. 

After the jump, the regulars, with reviews of Believe, Enlisted, Resurrection, 19-2, The Americans, Arrow, Banshee, The Blacklist, Community, Continuum, The Doctor Blake Mysteries, Hannibal, Line of Duty and Suits

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News: Silk on Radio, All Creatures on stage, Cosmopolitan on Amazon + more

Radio

Theatre

Internet TV

  • Netflix acquires: New Zealand’s TV One’s Rhys Darby/Stephen Merchant mockumentary Short Poppies
  • Shaun Evans to star in Amazon’s Cosmopolitan adaptation

UK TV

New UK TV shows

New UK TV show casting

  • Rhys Ifans to star in S4C’s Under Milk Wood adaptation Dan y Wenallt

US TV

US TV casting

New US TV shows

  • IFC green lights: Fred Armisen, Seth Meyers, Bill Hader fake documentary series
  • Trailer for TNT’s The Last Ship

New US TV show casting

The BarrometerA Barrometer rating of 2

Third-episode verdict: Secrets and Lies (Network Ten/Channel 5)

In Australia: Thursdays, 9.30pm, Network Ten
In the UK: Acquired by Channel 5

While on one side of the Pacific, Martin Henderson is a cop being blackmailed after someone else finds the body of a child, on the other side of the Pacific and closer to home, Henderson is a regular guy being investigated by the cops after he finds the body of a child. However, the big difference between The Red Road and Secrets and Lies is that Secrets and Lies is actually enjoyable.

Effectively Australia’s answer to Broadchurch, much of it is focused on the community’s reaction to the boy’s death, most of it focused negatively on Henderson. However, here the police are the bad guys, trying to pin the crime on Henderson, while it’s left to Henderson to investigate his own community and find out who actually killed his neighbour’s son.

After a first episode that was all set up, little mystery, the second and third episodes have been more satisfying affairs, finally giving us alternative suspects (Ben Lawson from The Deep End), possible motivations, clues to the identity of the possible murderer and more. They’ve not been totally satisfying, however, largely because the suspect pool is so small at the moment, the murderer either isn’t a member of it or is being very well concealed by the writers, and as soon as one suspect is introduced, he or she is almost instantaneously given an air-tight alibi. So far, so The Killing, though. 

Despite making the investigating police officer as plausible as an Agent from The Matrix, largely this has been a quality affair, despite its Network Ten home. Henderson makes a pleasing, if continually 50% naked everyman, one who makes a glorious series of mistakes every episode and gets beaten up in fights at almost every turn. The show keeps the screws on him just tight enough that there’s a palpable tension as we feel the fear of possibly being arrested for a crime we didn’t commit, one that everyone else we know thinks we did. There’s an additional tension from the show having the real murderer doing his or her best to frame Henderson, too, and from watching Henderson and his family’s lives slowly fall apart.

It’s definitely worth a watch, something few people in Australia are currently doing. Give it a whirl if you can.

Rob’s rating: 2
Rob’s prediction: Cancelled after one season