Random Acts

This week, Ali Larter is painting a man. No, literally painting a man.

Huh.

Why’s she doing that again?

Ah, to raise money for charity. That almost makes sense. But which charity?

Is she doing it prevent violence against women, again? Not this time. Normally she recites from The Vagina Monologues for that.

Is she doing it to strengthen community resources for women, or help children with serious medical conditions? Not this time, although she has been known to draw things to help kids with epilepsy.

No, she was doing it to help foster a community spirit and responsibility in children as part of a mural painting exercise. Which apparently requires painting on people. Oh wait, that’s her fiancé. Fair enough.

Have you seen Ali Larter acting randomly? If so, let us know and we’ll tell everyone about it in “Random Acts of Ali Larter“

Before anyone else gets there, I thought I’d beat them to Obsessed with Ali Larter, a practical joke for all the family that’s fundamentally designed to mess with my head, although it’s ostensibly designed to promote the movie Obsessed:

UPDATE: Ooh look, a “making of” featurette that reveals that the film hasn’t stolen the entire plot of Fatal Attraction after all. But that Beyoncé? Hmm.

This week, Ali Larter has been sabotaging from within.

Has she once again been trying to fight back against the beauty industry and to help build self-esteem in pre-teen/teen member of the Girls Scouts of the USA?

Maybe.

Has she been messing with Adrian Pasdar’s head again to confuse him into giving her whatever she asks for?

Maybe.

Or have she and her mum been burning Rachael Ray’s bread rolls again, in an effort to get her shut down for food poisoning and for being very loud?

I hope so. That Rachael Ray’s a menace.

But mainly I suspect it was her idea to destroy the competition at NBC’s SciFi channel by getting them to rebrand as SyFy. Who’d watch a channel called SyFy? Now that’s cunning. Well done, Ali. Good sabotage.