Pre-emptive strike: Get Obsessed with Ali Larter

Ali Larter is obsessed

Before anyone else gets there, I thought I’d beat them to Obsessed with Ali Larter, a practical joke for all the family that’s fundamentally designed to mess with my head, although it’s ostensibly designed to promote the movie Obsessed:

UPDATE: Ooh look, a “making of” featurette that reveals that the film hasn’t stolen the entire plot of Fatal Attraction after all. But that Beyoncé? Hmm.