News

Friday’s slightly more lucid news

Party Doctor

They must have been out partying.

Doctor Who

Film

  • Talk with Zack Snyder about Watchmen. Narrowly avoided: Tom Cruise as Ozymandias.
  • A sequel is being planned for LA Confidential
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger is contractually obliged to appear in Terminator 4
  • Latino Review casts its eye over the script for Matt Helm. There’s a blast from the past, hey?

Art

  • Sotheby’s has a Munch sale towards the end of the month

British TV

US TV

  • Big changes afoot for season two of Heroes
  • Bereft of inspiration, ABC turns some commercials featuring cavemen into a pilot
  • Richard Dreyfuss joins the cast of Tin Man
  • Season five of The Wire will be the funniest but only run to 10 episodes
  • Lots of casting news, with Donald Sutherland joining Peter Krause’s Dirty Sexy Money
  • Yet another Spiderman cartoon is on the way.
  • Heroes‘ Jessalyn Gilsig gets a pilot
  • Trailer for the last Heroes before the season break
  • Paul Reubens joins the cast of the Area 52 pilot
US TV

Muck and BSG: let’s speak outer space

Gaius Baltar

Before I lay my weary head to sleep, I thought I’d leave you with this passing thought about Sunday’s episode of Battlestar Galactica. Don’t worry, UK viewers, it won’t be spoilery, really.

There’s a point where Gaius Baltar (as played by James Callis) reveals that the posh English accent he’s been using since the start of the mini-series is a complete fake. He’s actually from the farming colony of Airlon (or is that Arelon? It’s derived from ‘Aries’ and rhymes with bear-lon, which is a word I’ve just made up, so you work it out).

Then he lapses into his true accent, which is remarkably similar to a Yorkshire accent, James Callis having gone to university in York.

Now, okay, everyone else from Caprica, the posh Southern pansy BSG colony, sounds American, including the secret Brits and Canadians, so it’s not like there’s one accent per colony. But the dialogue leading up to that moment seems to suggest that everyone from Airlon speaks with a similar accent.

So my thought for the day is this: is Baltar now going to be the only character on BSG to have come from Airlon, or can we expect one of the following:

  1. Lots of Yorkshire actors getting cast in BSG
  2. Lots of American and Canadian actors trying to fake a Yorkshire accent under James Callis’ tutelage
  3. Lots of British actors who aren’t from Yorkshire trying to fake a Yorkshire accent?

I do hope it’s number 3. You just can’t get away with crap regional accents on British TV any more, so it would be just fabby if former culprits Nigel Havers et al could be jetted off to Canada to give out soaring renditions of “Ee bah gum! Ya daft ‘apeth, Adama! Dooant trust t’ cylons. Those robots are evil. Naw launch t’ vipers.”

On the other hand, which of your favourite Yorkshire actors would you like to see in BSG? Patrick Stewart? Keith Barron? Sean Bean? Or even – and you know you want it bad – Brian Blessed?

Guess who’s back Wednesday news

Doctor Who

  • No need to lock up your daughters from the 31st March. They’ll be staying in voluntarily to watch David Tennant in the new series of Doctor Who

Film

  • There’s a video game based on The Golden Compass coming out this year.
  • Another film that didn’t need one gets a remake. This time it’s Cronenberg’s Scanners.

Theatre

British TV

US TV

  • The Black Donellys‘ ratings weren’t very good. Begorra.
  • Freddie Prinze Jr has another show. Wisely, his name isn’t in the title.
  • Lucy Liu’s coming back to tele for Cashmere Mafia
  • Las Vegas will be back for a fifth season, but without James Caan or Nikki Cox
  • Jack McBrayer (Kenneth the page in 30 Rock) only gets recognised by pages.
  • Lots of spoilers over on Ausiello as usual. Most notable that I can talk about here are Goran Visnjic not renewing his ER contract, a new female character is coming to Lost, and one of Close to Home, The Unit and Jericho is to get cancelled. Also, interesting stuff about Heroes, House and 24.
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People Elevated to God-like Status: the inaugural members

People elevated to God-like status logo

Today marks the start of a new category on the blog: people elevated to God-like status (do you like the banner? Impressive, huh?). There are actors, writers, performers and other creative types who produce things that fill our lives with joy. Then there are people who hold opinions so right, so accurate, that they are as gods, walking among us. This category will celebrate them.

Today, I’m going to launch the category with two inaugural members: Charlie Brooker and Stewart Lee. Really, I was just going to start with Stewart Lee but then I realised that that would mean Charlie Brooker wouldn’t be the first member of the elite, which just wouldn’t do. So they’re both going in at the same time.

I’m not going to say much about Charlie Brooker, since I’ve already said rather a lot. Instead, I’m going to focus on Stewart Lee. Now, whatever you think about a certain opera, Fist of Fun and a whole load of other things he’s done over the years, he was automatically granted membership of this glorious category purely as a result of comments he made on Charlie Brooker’s Screen Wipe this week. I will let his wisdom speak for itself.

Christ, I’ve just realised Chris Morris needs to be in here, too. Okay. That’s three then.