Not really very head-oriented, today’s Dick Head takes a leaf from Sitting Tennant to leap from last week’s BHS catalogue entry to the DFS catalogue this week to show Richard Armitage sitting on a sofa, while a shadowy photographer tries unsuccessfully to shade his eyes.
Captions, haiku or anything else Richard Armitage’s head (and body) inspires in you and can be set down in writing, please.
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The story of Merlin and King Arthur has been around for centuries, so it’s not surprising that every so often, someone wants to retell it*. Most recently, we’ve had the BBC series Merlin, but there have been numerous other retellings including the Sam Neill mini-series Merlin, the movie Excalibur, the Clive Owen historical, King Arthur, and mild American 70s sitcom Mr Merlin.
Back in the 80s though, there was a more subtle adaptation of the myth set in modern times. Starring Patrick Malahide (Minder et al) as the Merlin-esque ‘Magnus’ and Stephen Dillane (Hamlet, Spy Game, Welcome to Sarajevo) as Nick, the King Arthur of the piece, The One Game posited the question: “What would have happened if Arthur had been made King with Merlin’s help – and then Arthur had kicked him out?”
This being the 80s, however, for the retelling Nick was the MD of a games company and Magnus was the creator of his best-selling game, thrown out and sent to a mental asylum after he couldn’t handle Nick’s rejection of his newest invention. Magnus escapes from the asylum and using his near-magical skills, steals all Nick’s company’s assets and plans his further revenge.
What made The One Game so interesting and worthy of being described as a Lost Gem was its then-unique concept: during the course of the four episodes, set over a Bank Holiday weekend, everyone Nick meets – including friends and loved-ones – and everything he does and comes across may be part of ‘The One Game’, a live-action and possibly deadly game invented by Magnus to teach Nick a lesson.
It was only ever shown once on ITV1, was released on DVD but is no longer available. It’s The One Game and it’s a Lost Gem. Here’s the the opening titles to the second episode, Saturday, complete with theme tune sung in Patagonian Welsh and annoying 80s narrator recapping just enough of the plot for you to know what’s going on.
We’re building up quite a collection of writers and publishers here at the blog, so in what has become a tradition here, it’s time to pimp one of their books.
Stuart Douglas – who hasn’t been around here much of late. Bah! – is publishing a collection of Iris Wildthyme stories by the likes of Paul Magrs, Steve Cole, Mark Wright, Cavan Scott and Mags Haliday next month so why not head on over to Obverse Books and place an order? It’s only £10.99 and it’s a hardback.
In case you don’t know who Iris is, she’s a Time Lady who travels the universe in a TARDIS disguised as a Double Decker bus. According to el Wikipedia:
Her stories are in the New Wave mold, characterised by nonlinear, sometimes stream of consciousness narrative, intertextual references to the rest of Doctor Who and popular culture, and themes of unreliable narration. She has a playful, mischievous personality, delighting in baiting the Doctor and getting into trouble.
Although she started off in the BBC Books Doctor Who novels, she’s gone on to have a range of audio adventures, care of Big Finish, in which she’s played by former Who companion Katy Manning, so you might want to nip over to Amazon to buy them, too.
After a brief mid-week birthday edition, it’s time for our regularly scheduled edition of “hot Scottish actor taking a pew” aka Sitting Tennant.
This week, we have a smorgasbord of pictures, with Sister Chastity giving us a still from People Like Us, in which DT had to go on a great internal journey to play the part of “an actor”; and Jaradel returns to the hellish, barren wasteland conditions of Planet of the Dead; or was it really just Blackpool, as Ms Rullsenberg intimates?
Here’s the new leader board, with unsurprisingly no changes in the running order as our steady rationing of pictures continues:
Rullsenberg: 18.5
Jaradel: 15.5
Sister Chastity: 13.5
Rosby: 2.5
Persephone: 1
At witty caption central, Toby sucked on a can of nitrous oxide and extended his lead but nearly lost points for implying that David Tennant had decreased his lead and once again resorting to puns; Ms Rullsenberg came in with some list minute captions that has now drawn her into a captioning slap-down with Jane Henry – who will triumph?; and Rev/Views took a break from cursing the name of BT to rejoin the fray, presumably via semaphore. Witty caption points went to: Marie for picture 1; and Electric Dragon for both picture 2 and picture 3.
Toby: 91
Marie: 85
Jane Henry: 54.5
Rullsenberg: 54.5
Persephone: 41.5
Jaradel: 33.5
Electric Dragon: 20
Rev/Views 13
Scott: 3
Aaron: 2
almostwitty.com: 1
As always, captions and new submissions for the gallery, please. Remember, you can submit as many (witty) captions as you like for each and every picture, with topical captions (and pictures of David Tennant in current productions) getting extra marks. The wittiest caption for each picture will get double points. And there’s a bonus point for using Gary Numan lyrics appropriately.
Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery. You can also enter the witting and amusing captions league table by commenting on existing photos in the gallery.
