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Today’s Joanna Page: Ready When You Are Mr McGill

Today’s Joanna Page is Ready When You Are Mr McGill, a 2003 remake of Jack Rosenthal’s famous 1976 play.

Rosenthal is best known for creating London’s Burning and for writing the first ever episode of Coronation Street as well as famous plays such as Play For Today‘s Bar Mitzvah Boy and P’Tang, Yang, Kipperbang. In Ready When You Are Mr McGill, he turned his attention to television.

The original play, made for Granada, focused on the filming of a single scene of a TV show, in which just about everything can go wrong, does go wrong, and Mr McGill, one of the extras, does everything he can to help out and deliver his all-important line before the end of the day.

ITV, back in 2002/3 when it had a little bit of cash and was using big names to draw in the crowds, decided to remake the play as a one and a half hour movie. Starring Tom Courtenay as Joe McGill, Bill Nighy as the egotistical director, Amanda Holden as herself and Phil Davis as the cameraman, it also featured comedy luminaries including Tamsin Greig, Sally Phillips, Sam Kelly, Stephen Moore and Stephen Mangan.

It more or less followed the original play’s plot, but was updated to cope with modern television politics and production – and changing it to the filming of a cop show instead of a spy show. But to pad it out for an extra half hour runtime, there’s an additional sub-plot about Babs Carter, an actress who’s a bit worried about her nude scene and who does everything she can to get out of it. Playing Babs Carter: Joanna Page.

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UK TV

Review: Newswipe 1×1

Charlie Brooker in Newswipe

In the UK: Wednesdays, 10.30pm, BBC4

I think it’s fair enough to say we do loves a bit of Charlie Brooker round here. I think it’s fair to say that’s quite a common feeling.

But I think it’s also fair to say that he’s spreading himself a bit thin. He’s writing two columns for The Guardian a week; he’s on Have I Got News For You every so often; he’s got his regular Screenwipe show on BBC4; he’s got an upcoming TV reviews show for Channel 4; he’s just finished making Dead Set for E4.

Phew. That’s a lot.

Now he’s doing Newswipe for BBC4, in which he tries to tell you the news of the week, but really – as the show’s title suggests – is really just Screenwipe but dedicated to TV news.

And it’s really not very good. See? Spread too thin.

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Canadian TV

Review: The Line 1×1

The Line

In Canada: Mondays, 10pm, Movie Central/The Movie Network

Imagine The Wire. Better still, watch The Wire on DVD or if you’re in the UK, on BBC2 starting Monday at 11.20pm.

Now imagine The Wire set in Canada. Now imagine The Wire set in Canada and intended as slightly comedic. Now imagine The Wire set in Canada, intended as slightly comedic and written by ham-fisted idiots.

Mental picture complete? Well, you’ve now got The Line.

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UK TV

Review: The Apprentice 5×1

The Apprentice - series 5

In the UK: Wednesdays, 9pm, BBC1

Huh. That’s weird.

Normally, it’s very easy to burble on about the hate-inducing business slime that puts itself forward to be Sir Alan Sugar’s newest puppet in The Apprentice. Well, that’s how they appear at first – by the end of the series, you get to quite like some of them.

This year seems different somehow. Okay, there was the requisite bigging-up by everyone at the producers’ request at the start, with the usual “there’s no joy in taking part, just winning” spiel being spewed out by all and sundry as though they’d had a 100cc injection of pure evil into their veins.

But if you overlooked all that, there was no one truly objectionable. Everyone seems a bit dull. I kind of liked American woman, even if she did seem to say the bleeding obvious a lot; trainee stockbroker was a little annoying; Mona moaned a lot; Phil the geordie seems to be stuck on ‘negative’ the whole time.

Where’s the hate, I ask you?

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