Thursday’s improbable Stooges news

Film

  • Uma Thurman and Pierce Brosnan to voice Greek gods for Percy Jackson
  • The new Three Stooges are (probably)… wait for it… Sean Penn, Jim Carrey and Benicio del Toro. Bet you were guessing that already, weren’t you?
  • Nicole Kidman joins new Woody Allen movie
  • Universal adapting The Strange Adventures of HP Lovecraft
  • Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz to star in Wichita and Trouble Man?

Theater

  • David Mamet to make Broadway directing debut with Race

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The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 4

Third-episode verdict: The Listener

Time for a third-episode verdict on The Listener, the Canadian TV show that almost everyone in the world but Canadians can watch.

This isn’t a great show. The majority of the acting is bland at best, with no one really infusing their roles with much dynamism (with the exception of the hero’s Turkish best friend). It lacks flair and originality. Scripts come up with events that have to happen and for characters to react in particular ways purely because the script demands they do, not because that’s in any sense realistic.

Characters don’t really have characters, just narrative demands, and anything personal that happens can be predicted miles off with the great big book of sci-fi clichés. Need to convince a trained paramedic you can read minds? He’ll believe you in seconds and not once suspect he has a brain tumour, schizophrenia or had too many weird mushrooms in his lunch.

But it’s not truly awful. It’s obviously got a good budget and there are some beautiful location shots. For a show that’s been pitched from the beginning as an international show, it’s nice to see it’s very clearly Canadian, not some neutered creature like Flashpoint. The characters are Canadian, they don’t try to change their accents and Toronto is the location – in fact, you’d be hard pressed to find an exterior shot that doesn’t have the CN Tower in it and compared with the likes of the “only black if they’re alien” Stargate, Toronto and Canada’s diversity is well reflected, and the roots of our hero’s best friend are used very well.

It’s also quite likeable, with no one being truly bad, although that did start to grate with its predictability by the third episode. But predictability is indeed the watchword of the show. With its formulaic standard plot, the mindreading gift that only allows our hero to hear what’s plot-necessary rather than useful, the insipid romances and the “oh no, I can’t reveal my secret” evasions with the glamorous detective, there’s little here you won’t see coming. The one hint of intrigue and originality is in the hidden memories Toby “the listener” has of his childhood that are slowly being revealed. But way too slowly to avoid the suspicion that their revelation will be anti-climatic and not involve anyone having done anything too bad.

There are more interesting, better shows, although if you do like a syndicated show with minimal development or depth each week (cf Highlander, Friday the 13th), this will be familiar territory at least.

Carusometer rating: 4
Prediction: Will probably last at least a couple of seasons thanks to international sales, but hopefully will expire sooner.

US TV

Review: Party Down 1×1

Party Down

In the US: Friday, 10.30pm ET/PT, Starz

This ‘comedy’ has been sitting, waiting for ages to be made. So long has it been waiting to be made, that the original star Paul Rudd has become famous – too famous to appear in it any more – so now he’s exec producer.

Which is a shame, because at the moment, here’s the tally on the show:

Good things: Lizzy Caplan
Bad things: Everything else

They could have done with two good things.

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Sitting Tennant

Mid-week Sitting Tennant (from Rullsenberg and Sister Chastity): Comic Relief again

Sister Chastity's picture

Rullsenberg's entry

Rullsenberg's entry

So many pictures have come flooding into the Sitting Tennant gallery over the past week – this morning, I had 19 in the pile – to get through them all, we’ve had come up with a very special edition of Sitting Tennant, in which we’ll all learn a little something about ourselves and life, I think.

Today, we’ll use up the Comic Relief pictures before we head off to some not especially spoilery Planet of the Dead shots. Now, there were quite a few similar shots to last week’s Sitting Tennants so I’ve disallowed some of them (you can view the alternates to see if you disagree: Sister Chastity 1, Sister Chastity 2, Rullsenberg 1, Rullsenberg 2). The surviving entries are above, at least one of them demonstrating how he won Celebrity Mastermind (he had a floating cheat-sheet with the answers on them).

Anyway, with topicality bonuses, that gives us the following picture leaderboard:

  1. Rullsenberg: 15.5
  2. Jaradel: 8.5
  3. Sister Chastity: 6
  4. Rosby: 2.5

Don’t worry, Sister C and Jaradel: your pictures will have a chance to flourish on Friday.

The caption competition continues to thrive and has even given birth to the Sitting Tennant anthem. You might be able to hear it if you listen carefully. But the big shock is that while Marie has been resisting her scatological impulses, Toby has given in and is now just a half point away from Marie: that’s morality for you.

Wittiest captions: Marie for her all-encompassing caption; Jane Henry for her picture two caption; Toby for picture three. And a great big warm welcome to new entrant almostwitty.com – hope you enjoy your stay with Sitting Tennant!

  1. Marie: 50
  2. Toby: 49.5
  3. Jane Henry: 35.5
  4. Rullsenberg: 32.5
  5. Persephone: 27.5
  6. Jaradel: 22.5
  7. Electric Dragon: 12
  8. Rev/Views 10
  9. Scott: 3
  10. Aaron: 2
  11. almostwitty.com: 1

As always, captions and new submissions for the gallery, please. Remember, you can submit as many (witty) captions as you like for each and every picture, with topical captions (and pictures of David Tennant in current productions) getting extra marks. The wittiest caption for each picture will get double points. And there’s a bonus point for using Gary Numan lyrics appropriately.

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery. You can also enter the witting and amusing captions league table by commenting on existing photos in the gallery.

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