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Today’s Joanna Page: Mine All Mine

Mine All Mine

Today’s proper Today’s Joanna Page is Russell T Davies’s Mine All Mine. Stick around Who-ers and Torchwood-ers, this might be about a girl but there’s something in it for you as well.

Just kidding. I am awful, aren’t I?

Now Russell T Davies has been mentioned rather a lot on this blog and it’s not always been positive – which is a little unfair. So I thought I’d first take a moment to give some well deserved praise and thanks to the great RTD.

  • Thank you RTD for enlivening children’s TV in the 80s and early 90s with shows such as Dark Season and Century Falls.
  • Thank you RTD for writing for Touching Evil. While I didn’t like the UK version of the show much, the US version, which used your scripts, remains one of my favourite shows of all time.
  • Thank you RTD for rescuing us from stultifying conformity by increasing the range and number of gay characters on television, whether in shows you contributed to such as The Grand, or shows you created such as Bob & Rose, Torchwood and, of course, Queer as Folk. The effect can be seen as far afield as Footballers’ Wives and Caerdydd
  • Thank you RTD for casting David Tennant
  • Thank you RTD for bringing back Doctor Who and revolutionising Saturday night television

Most of all though, thank you RTD for your “stealth Welsh” initiative.

The Welsh on television pre-RTD
It’s hard to remember what television was like before Russell T Davies. For years, Welsh actors and characters either didn’t get a look in or were there for comedy value. Back in the 70s, it was Pobol Y Cwm on BBC1, just before kids television started and that was about it. No, Ivor the Engine doesn’t count.

Come the 80s, S4C started up and took Pobol Y Cwm with it. That left mainstream TV with Ruth Madoc in Hi-De-Hi, and the hysterical John Sparkes as Siadwell in Naked Video and in Absolutely. Catherine Zeta Jones’s turn in The Darling Buds of May before her move to Hollywood helped up the Welsh profile a bit, but she never played any roles with her own accent – something that’s been true for the vast majority of Welsh actors and actresses since. As for shows set and filmed in Wales, they were pretty few and far between – can you think of any?

Then along came Russell T Davies (joined by Julie Gardner later on) with his “stealth Welsh” initiative – his plan to “normalise” the Welsh accent as a feature of British TV shows, get Welsh people represented on-screen and to create a viable TV industry in Wales.

And he’s doing it, too. There’s Torchwood and Doctor Who filmed in Wales, with Welsh actors and Welsh characters; Gavin & Stacey does likewise, coming in those programmes’ “Cool Cymru” wake. They’re all some of the most popular programmes on their respective networks (BBC2, BBC1, BBC3).

There’s a long way to go still and the scaling back of DW and Torchwood from 13 episodes plus specials to four and five episodes next year respectively, coupled with the impending end of Gavin & Stacey altogether, suggest it could all fall apart again. A certain Joanna Page, for example, has even remarked that’s she’s been to auditions, asked to do the role in her own accent, and been told “It’s fine for you to have any regional accent apart from Welsh”. But look how much he’s achieved.

No wonder Cardiff is thinking of erecting a statue of the man.

But the first real strike in his “stealth Welsh” plan wasn’t with the BBC – it was for ITV. Set in his home town of Swansea, Mine All Mine was a comedy drama starring Griff Rhys Jones as Max Vivaldi, a man who claimed to own the whole city, and a mostly Welsh cast able to use their own accents for once.

Now I really wanted to like this. Just about every possible checkbox was ticked for my liking it: Russell T Davies – check; Swansea – check; Joanna Page – check; Siwan Morris from Caerdydd – check; Griff Rhys Jones – check; Ruth Madoc – check; lots of Welsh people – check; etc.

Yet, even though rewatching it I liked it more than when I watched it the first time, it still wasn’t what you could describe as “great”, unfortunately.

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Review: Fat Pig (again)

Okay, I’ve already reviewed this. I know. But my wife wanted to see it, and she was gutted when we couldn’t use the free tickets Fat Pig‘s PR guy offered us – two hours before the performance was due to start, mind – so I thought I’d treat her to dinner and the theatre yesterday. Cos I’m nice.

The thing about both movies and TV shows, though, is that they’re always the same. Once recorded, they’re immutable. But theatre changes every night. The actors can improve or vary their performance, be tired one night and turn in a dodgy performance, get bored, or ad lib, for example. Mistakes can be fixed – or new ones can turn up.

So two weeks on, is Fat Pig better or worse?

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Rob Brydon’s Identity Crisis

It’s going to be a bit of a Joanna Page overload day, today – we might have to switch from "Today’s Joanna Page" to "Joanna Page day" in fact. In fact, it might even be "Joanna Page week", judging by some of the entries since the weekend. I’m not sure how it’s happened, but I suspect a bizarre cabal of Jonathan Miller, the controllers of BBC1, BBC2 and BBC3, Richard Curtis and my wife, all working together to sabotage my editorial calendar and promote blonde Welsh actresses (or one of them at least).

First, then, a little note to mention that Rob Brydon’s Identity Crisis is being repeated on BBC2 on Wednesday at 11.20pm. Originally shown on BBC4, it’s quite a nice little piece – and funny, as you’d expect from Rob Brydon.

In it, Brydon sets himself the challenge of getting to grips with his Welsh roots by touring Wales, talking with people about what it means to be Welsh, what the Welsh are like, the Welsh language, etc, before performing a stand-up act at the end based on what he discovers.

Along the way, he talks to the English (in particular AA Gill and James Corden) and various Welsh luminaries including Alfred Marks, Ruth Jones, Joanna Page (of course), Griff Rhys Jones, Max Boyce, Victor Spinetti, Nicky Wire from Manic Street Preachers, and Goldie Lookin’ Chain.

It’s quite interesting, not just because of the various opinions he encounters, but because of his personal journey. At the beginning of the documentary, he starts off quite pessimistic, not very involved with his Welsh roots and unsure if he’ll ever be able to get an hour’s material out of the trip. But by the end, he’s loving it all and feeling very patriotic and positive.

Probably the highlight of the documentary, apart from archive footage of Brydon trying to pronounce Welsh placenames while on a stint as a gameshow host, is the behind-the-scenes filming of Gavin & Stacey and James Corden, who delivers this interesting thought on the Welsh language.

If you’re just in it for Joanna Page, here’s her contribution, more or less. I won’t lie to you: there’s not much.

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Apprentice help

I need your help.

I’m out tonight so won’t be watching the final of The Apprentice live. Instead, I’ll be recording it.

Given that I have to write the daily news for the blog tomorrow, can you think of any feasible way for me to avoid finding out who has won before I’ve had a chance to watch the episode?

Worse still, I’m out tomorrow night, so I’ve got to be able to maintain this for at least two days, maybe even three (you know what Fridays can be like). Should I just give up hope?