Funny article over on Cracked about five movie martial artists who have gone downhill a bit of late:
- Steven Segal
- David Carradine (not strictly a martial artist but okay)
- Jean Claude van Damme
- Michael Dudikoff and
- surely not, Chuck Norris
I guess they’re just being honest, Chuck.
The best bits are the genuine Steven Segal facts (he’s a recognised Tulku – a Buddhist holy man who reincarnates; he’s a deputy sheriff in his hometown of Jefferson Parish, Louisiana and trains their SWAT Team; he adopts homeless animals, including two dogs called Chaos and Fist). The worst bit is one of his music videos – have mercy, Steven: