Guinness book of sci-fi conflict sorted

Remember all that fuss about which was the longest running sci-fi show: Stargate or Doctor Who? The Guinness Book of Records reckoned Stargate for some reason, but everyone else was scratching their head and pointing to Doctor Who.

Well, next year’s Guinness Book is going to set the record straight and go with Doctor Who instead. Hoorah!

UPDATE: Except it hasn’t. Stargate‘s still in there. Anyone worked out why?

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Horrible Who rumours of our time: number 73

DT with fuzzLast year, DT and BP were so busy, there was an almost an entire episode of Doctor Who they didn’t have time to appear in. So RTD improvised and wrote a story that hardly featured either the Doctor or Rose: Love and Monsters.

The question is, what’s happening this year? The same?

So how are they going to write out DT and FA this time?

Let’s put together today’s news that Mark Gatiss is going to appear as a scientist in one episode, with a rumour put around that in one of the stories, a scientist is going to invent a cure for ageing.

Surely we arrive at the following inevitable conclusion:

There’s going to be an episode where DT and FA are replaced by children.

Just a rumour my friends. Just a rumour. But it’s true. Except it isn’t. Or is it?

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More Sarah Jane Adventures stuff

K9My old pal Joe Nazzaro has got some more info about The Sarah Jane Adventures, over on SciFi Wire. Of note:

  • The series proper starts filming in April
  • Sarah Jane’s sidekick is going to be her 13-year-old niece, not her neighbour
  • RTD loves the Big Finish Sarah Jane stories, and although he won’t acknowledge them in the TV series, he won’t contradict them either

Still not sure if K9’s going to be in the one-off special that will launch the series, thanks to contradictory reports, but it’s pretty clear he won’t be in the series itself. Instead, he’s going to be in K9 Adventures (scroll down to find the plot).

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Review: Doctor Who – The Reaping

The ReapingAh. Peri….

Sorry. Got a bit distracted there.

Peri’s one of those Doctor Who companions that could have been good but never got the chance. The Doctor’s first American companion, she could have been a good foil for the Doctor and asked questions about things we’d always taken for granted (screw “If you’re an alien, why do you sound like you’re from the North?” How about “Why is the entire universe populated by people with English accents?”). Unfortunately, bar one episode where she gets to make a potion using her knowledge of botany, she had bugger all to do except scream and look good.

Ah. Peri…

Sorry, got distracted again.

So far, Peri has appeared in a substantial number of Big Finish audios, usually with the fifth Doctor but occasionally with the sixth. Her fifth Doctor appearances have done little to rectify the “Peri as cypher” problem, since most of the allotted characterisation time has been given over to new companion, Egyptian pharoah Erimen.

And despite being more of a sixth Doctor companion anyway, only having an intro story plus one other with the fifth compared with a bit over a season and a half with the sixth, she’s had little by way of characterisation in those plays, too, with perhaps only Her Final Flight offering anything by way of variety to the character (and that one didn’t even count. Listen to it and you’ll know what I mean).

But, ta da! Here it is. Finally. The story where Peri gets something to do. More than that: it’s an entirely Peri-centric story, set in her home-town and home-age of Baltimore, 1984.

Ooh. And it’s got cybermen, too (it’s on the cover: I can’t be spoiling it for you if it’s on the cover).

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Another Doctor Who movie, but with Billie Piper?

More a talking point really since the news comes from the Daily Lies (sorry Daily Star), but the Lies has it that there’s now a Doctor Who movie being planned that will feature Billie Piper. Since the Star web site is arse, here’s the story, loving copied and pasted from somewhere else:

WHO THE MOVIE

Sexy Billie in back for Doctor blockbuster

Smash telly hit Dr Who is set to become a megabucks movie…and bring back sexy sidekick Billie Piper. Insiders say the flick will reunite assistant Rose Tyler with hunky time traveller David Tennant.

Producers came up with the idea after the BBC admitted the £10 million budget doesn’t stretch to lavish sets for alien planets or even distant destinations on earth.

But after flogging the series to America they’d be able to raise hundreds of millions to make an all action film.

And the first star they want on board is Billie, 24, as feisty Rose – heart-breakingly seperated from 35 year old David in the last series and trapped in a parallel universe.

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