Monday’s UK CBS news

Doctor Who

Film

  • So much Disney news
  • James McAvoy and Robin Wright Penn to star in Robert Redford’s Lincoln assassination movie The Conspirator
  • East is East to get a sequel: West is West
  • Gabriel Macht, Hank Azaria and Oliver Platt join Ed Zwick romcom Love and Other Drugs
  • Jeffrey Dean Morgan joins Red Dawn remake
  • Arnie, Bruce Willis and Sly Stallone shoot a scene together for The Expendables

British TV

  • STV defends dropping ITV1 dramas
  • CBS to launch six channels in the UK
  • Product placement to be allowed in British TV shows

US TV

  • Trailer for Hanks/Spielberg’s HBO mini-series The Pacific
  • Julian Sands to play middle-aged Jor-El on Smallville
  • Vampire Diaries gets largest ever ratings for a CW premiere
  • ABC orders pilots of 18 Years, a sitcom from Samantha Who?‘s Don Todd and a remake of Gavin & Stacey
  • TBS renews My Boys
  • ABC Family orders 10 more episodes of 10 Things I Hate About You, cancels Ruby and the Rockits
  • Eric McCormack gets a sitcom pilot
US TV

Review: The Vampire Diaries 1×1

The Vampire Diaries

In the US: Thursdays, 8/7c, The CW
In the UK: Acquired by ITV2

I am not a tweenie. I am not a teenager. I am definitely not a teenage girl.

So The Vampire Diaries is not aimed at me. It is not my show. So when I describe it as “very bad”, you might be tempted to think the problem is with me. That I don’t get it.

You might be right, but I do love my Gossip Girl and Privileged and a whole host of other programmes that aren’t aimed at me either. I can spot quality, I think, even in this area.

And I can spot a lack of it, too. Because, you see, The Vampire Diaries is very bad. Not supremely awful, but enough to make you almost want to take your own life rather than watch it.

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Leverage homages Ocean’s 11

TNT’s Leverage is of course basically an attempt to do a slightly less cool, funnier version of Ocean’s 11 for the small screen. So it was heartening to see last week’s episode, The Ice Man Job, homage Ocean’s 11 in an oblique sort of way – by taking the piss out of Don Cheadle’s accent.

At first, I thought it was just one of those typically bad British accents that US TV occasionally puts out – not as much as it used to, mind – confident in the knowledge that few people will care or even notice (cf Burn Notice). But as various characters started to take the piss, it became obvious that in fact, it was deliberately bad. Anyway, see/hear for yourselves: it’s a laugh.

Oh, and I’ve followed that with a clip of the character, Hardison, speaking in his normal Texan accent, just for comparison. And because it contains Rob’s GBE list member, Beth Riesgraf, at her best.

Friday’s “no more imports?” news

Film

Theatre

  • Peter Davison and Jill Halfpenny join Legally Blonde: The Musical

British TV

Canadian TV

German TV

US TV