Watch out, there’s a Medium Rob about

Stu_N thought yesterday was going to be just an ordinary day. Well, apart from the snow messing up London’s entire transport system. Other than that, it was going to be an ordinary day.

Boy was he surprised to find me, in his office, working just a few desks away. I won’t tell you why. I won’t tell you how. Just remember, gentle blog visitor: if you read this blog five times, there’s a good chance I might appear in a chair about 10 feet away from you.

I might have over-extrapolated from one incident there.

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Schedule for the week

John BarrowmanHappy New Year everyone. Did you all have nice holidays? Feeling rested and geared up for another 365 days? Thought so.

Christmas is a funny time. It’s a time for eating and watching loads of television, apparently. I know this because Radio 1 told me so – while simultaneously berating the quality of Christmas TV – as I was driving over the Severn bridge. The funny thing is, despite being MediumRob, I hardly watched any tele.

In part, that’s because of Bastard. ‘Bastard’ is the new name for my PVR. Why am I anthropomorphising my PVR? Because just like the rest of us, it took a break for Christmas. Everything fine until December 23rd but then it took a little rest until I got back on the 28th. Ah diddums.

I managed to catch up a bit thanks to the beauties of digital TV and its constant repeats, but I still have a bit of a backlog of viewing because of my Christmas presents. As a little glimpse into my life (and what people think I’d like for Christmas), here’s a list of all the presents I got that didn’t include ‘voucher’ or ‘chocolate’ in their name.

Not quite as much sci-fi as you might have suspected, huh? I do in fact have more than one layer. Two maybe. I wouldn’t say more than three, though. Anyway, given a choice between watching Stanley Tucci and Daniel Benzali at the height of their acting powers or watching insipid Christmas TV, I plumped for Murder One. And everyone assembled agreed it was the right choice and could they have copies, too? (I said no, because that would be completely illegal).

So I’ve still to make my way through a few shows, and will be bunging up reviews later in the week than might have been expected. It’ll give you all some time to settle in. After the jump are some blipvert-style reviews of a few of the shows I’ve already managed to watch, since they probably don’t merit their own entries.

There was one extra present, though: Doctor Who Top Trumps (“Doctor Who Top Trumps…?!” “Oh you love it really.” Sigh). Anyway, there I was, Christmas Day, playing Doctor Who Top Trumps in the Celtic Manor. I mention this not to show off, but because at roughly the same time, John Barrowman and his family were in Wales’ other five-star hotel. I’m hoping that through some form of symmetry, they were playing “Snooty TV Reviewers Top Trumps”:

John: Rob Buckley? Never heard of him. Oh well, cheap sarcasm – nine.

John’s Dad: Damn. There you go.

John: Next card… Worth to society – one.

John’s Dad: You got the Clive James high card?!

Wouldn’t that have been fun?

TTFN

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Merry Christmas one and all. Ooh, and a Happy New Year, too

Merry Christmas!Right. Well, I’m off on my hols. I’m trundling through freezing fog down to Swansea for a few days, then spending Christmas at a hotel in Cardiff (no, not with John Barrowman), before trundling back to London for the New Year. Guess how much blogging I’m going to be doing during that time.

So don’t be too upset if there’s nothing here until the start of January. As someone once said, “One day I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxiety. Just go forward in all your beliefs and prove to me I’m not mistaken in mine.”

God, I’m a nerd.

Anyway, I’ll probably look in from time to time to field questions, correct my usual typos and general factual inaccuracies, and if there’s anything you think I should be watching or even reviewing, let me know below.

Until then, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, one and all!*

*Except for you guys who don’t believe in Christmas, in which case Happy Holidays**!

** Unless you’re working, of course. That would be a bummer.