Random Acts

Random Acts of Ali Larter: Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp

The stress of being Ali Larter’s maternity cover has clearly been worse than we previously thought for poor Scarlett:

She might even be taking something stronger:

Scarlett Johansson surrounded by Moet and balloons

So let’s give her a break and see what Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp can randomly do this week

Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp in Fine Line's Before Night Falls

Nice work guys! That shows promise, even if it’s not a great impression of Ali by Johnny there.

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Random Acts of Ali Larter: the New Year

So, Ali’s obviously on maternity leave. Being Ali, she’s less than a month from having given birth, but is already at charity parties, this time honouring James Franco on behalf of Art of Elysium.

All the same, let’s not over-stretch her.

Now maternity cover was being provided by Scarlett Johansson, but since she and Ryan Reynolds got divorced over Christmas, it’s questionable whether she’ll be able to help out any more. Either she’s partying away or she’s taken to cigarettes and booze. On the strength of these pics, I’d say let’s go with option two:

Scarlett Johansson and Moet

Definitely, and very randomly, option two:

Scarlett Johansson drinking Moet

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Random Acts of Ali Larter: maternity cover by Scarlett Johansson, Minnie Driver and Ryan Gosling

Ali Larter in Hong Kong's Prestige magazine, courtesy of Ali Larter Daily

In a slightly random move to Monday caused primarily by the fact I’ve run out of decent Big Train sketches to show and don’t want to start anything new until next year, it’s Random Acts of Ali Larter. Now Ali is pregnant of course, but despite that, this week managed to unpregnant herself for a picture spread in December’s issue of Hong Kong’s Prestige magazine, which is really both random and amazing of her.

Nevertheless, official random maternity cover has been provided this week by reliably random Scarlett Johansson and the new recruit to randomness Minnie Driver. They’re randomly styling themselves with the Oxfam Collection. Scarlett’s favourite piece in the collection is the goat, because she greatly admires its fierce independence. Sounds a good enough reason to me.

Meanwhile, another new recruit to randomness, Ryan Gosling, is randomly reading out the best bits from the very random Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling. So that’s both random and meta of him.

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Random Acts of Ali Larter: Maternity cover by Christina Applegate

Myne

Despite our Ali trying her very best to be random while pregnant – creating the most iconic Lucky moment of the decade by buying an MYNE Paula blouse – this week’s maternity cover is being provided by the also-pregnant Christina Applegate, who’s created a pre-natal pole-dancing DVD and invented the word Seducidence. That’s pretty random, Christina.

Have you seen Ali Larter or one of Ali’s sub-contractors acting randomly? If so, let us know and we’ll tell everyone about it in “Random Acts of Ali Larter