Random Acts

The stress of being Ali Larter’s maternity cover has clearly been worse than we previously thought for poor Scarlett:

She might even be taking something stronger:

So let’s give her a break and see what Javier Bardem and Johnny Depp can randomly do this week

Nice work guys! That shows promise, even if it’s not a great impression of Ali by Johnny there.

Have you seen Ali Larter or one of her sub-contractors acting randomly? If so, let us know and we’ll tell everyone about it in "Random Acts of Ali Larter"

So, Ali’s obviously on maternity leave. Being Ali, she’s less than a month from having given birth, but is already at charity parties, this time honouring James Franco on behalf of Art of Elysium.

All the same, let’s not over-stretch her.

Now maternity cover was being provided by Scarlett Johansson, but since she and Ryan Reynolds got divorced over Christmas, it’s questionable whether she’ll be able to help out any more. Either she’s partying away or she’s taken to cigarettes and booze. On the strength of these pics, I’d say let’s go with option two:

Definitely, and very randomly, option two:

Have you seen Ali Larter acting randomly? If so, let us know and we’ll tell everyone about it in “Random Acts of Ali Larter“

In a slightly random move to Monday caused primarily by the fact I’ve run out of decent Big Train sketches to show and don’t want to start anything new until next year, it’s Random Acts of Ali Larter. Now Ali is pregnant of course, but despite that, this week managed to unpregnant herself for a picture spread in December’s issue of Hong Kong’s Prestige magazine, which is really both random and amazing of her.

Nevertheless, official random maternity cover has been provided this week by reliably random Scarlett Johansson and the new recruit to randomness Minnie Driver. They’re randomly styling themselves with the Oxfam Collection. Scarlett’s favourite piece in the collection is the goat, because she greatly admires its fierce independence. Sounds a good enough reason to me.

Meanwhile, another new recruit to randomness, Ryan Gosling, is randomly reading out the best bits from the very random Fuck Yeah! Ryan Gosling. So that’s both random and meta of him.

Have you seen Ali Larter or one of Ali’s sub-contractors acting randomly? If so, let us know and we’ll tell everyone about it in “Random Acts of Ali Larter“