Best Torchwood fan fic ever: The Adventure of the Three Gay Unicorns

Read it and weep, authors. You’ll never better it.

“Buddy,” I announced (to the unicorn), “I’m gonna shoot you in the face!”

BLAM! That was the sound of my gun going off! I LOLed as the bullet slammed into the face of the commander unicorn. Rainbowy gay brain-matter flew out in all directions. His space-diamond tiara smashed against the floor in pieces, a symbol of his broken leadership.

Thursday’s Clooney, Clooney-ER, Clooney-est news

Doctor Who

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  • Joanna Page, Margaret John and Siân Lloyd to star in The Vagina Monologues at the Wales Millennium Centre

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Wednesday’s “We need to talk about your TPS reports” news

Awards

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Radio

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  • Kevin James creates web series starring Gary Valentine as useless magician Dusty Peacock