What have you been watching? Including Girlboss, Doctor Who, The Magicians and Fortitude

It’s “What have you been watching?”, my chance to tell you what movies and TV I’ve been watching recently and your chance to recommend anything you’ve been watching.

You can definitely tell we’re between seasons at the moment, can’t you? Some new shows have started up (such as Famous In Love) and there are a lot more on the way, but this week, there have been very few of the regulars to watch, just The AmericansDoctor Who and the season finale of The Magicians, all of which I’ll talk about after the jump, as well as the return last night of Silicon Valley.

The rest of the time, I’ve been playing catch-up on Fortitude, which I’ll also talk about in a minute, as well as watching Seven Types of Ambiguity. I’m four episodes into that now, so I’ll a do a full season review later in the week once I’ve watched the remaining two, along with National Geographic’s Genius.

I did, however, take a glance at one other new show over the weekend:

Girlboss (Netflix)
Based on Sophia Amoruso’s book of (almost) the same name (#GirlBoss), this is a ‘loose… real loose’ reimagining of Amoruso’s climb from rags to riches in which Britt Robertson (Life Unexpected, Under The Dome) is a girl so down-and-out that she sleeps with men so she has somewhere to stay for the night and gets repeatedly fired from jobs because she doesn’t want to work for anyone. But what does she want to do? She doesn’t know, until one day she discovers she has a gift for spotting expensive second-hand clothes being given away for next to nothing. Before you know it, she’s setting up her own eBay fashion business, which will go on to be worth millions.

I actually already knew about Amaruso already, because her book was the subject of some Greek translation I had to do once, Amoruso being Greek/Italian-American (“Sofia often stole from shops, which Americans call ‘shoplifting’, for which we don’t have a specific word”). Turning Amaruso into the daughter of a rich WASP (a minor reunion for Robertson as it’s Breaking Bad/Under The Dome‘s Dean Norris) robs the story of some potential variety, as does shifting the action from the early 90s to the mid-00s. However, it still manages to maintain the main highlights of Amaruso’s career and (loose) dedication to anarchism, and be a moderately interesting story about a young woman’s journey to try to discover what she wants to do with her life and then learn how to start and run an ultimatly hugely successful business.

But it’s not great. Enjoyable enough, a different sort of story for young women from the standard current ‘handsome prince’ tales (eg Famous In Love) and Robertson is still very watchable, but neither bad nor great in its telling, just a bit average.

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When’s that show you mentioned starting again, TMINE? Including Kevin Can Wait, L&O: LA, Idiotsitter and Mercy Street

Every Friday, I let you know the latest announcements about when new, imported TV shows will finally be arriving on UK screens – assuming anyone’s bought anything, of course.

It’s been three weeks since the last WTSYMSA, TMINE?, yet oddly, no UK network seems to have acquired any new shows from anywhere in the world in my absence. How odd. I’ve been pointing out the good ones all year, so you’d think they’d know what to get, but apparently not.

However, there have been some premiere dates announced at least, you’ll be glad to hear:

Kevin Can Wait (US: CBS; UK: E4)
Thursday, April 20, 8.30pm (erm, yesterday. Soz)
Episode reviews: 1

Law & Order: LA (US: NBC; UK: 5USA)
Friday, April 21, 9pm (erm, today. Quick!)

Idiotsitter (US: Comedy Central; UK: 5Star)
Sunday, April 30, 11.30pm
Episode reviews: 1

Mercy Street (US: PBS; UK: Drama)
Sunday, May 28, 8pm

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Famous in Love
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Review: Famous In Love 1×1 (US: Freeform; UK: Amazon)

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In the UK: Available on Amazon

It’s a little hard to critique the reality of fairy tales. Should an overworked maid join a union, go on strike, become an economic migrant or lobby for an increase in the minimum wage to alleviate her condition? Or she should hope that a fairy will grant her a beautiful outfit and that a handsome prince will end up wanting to marry her because she dances well? Logically, option one is the better, more realistic one, option two the anti-feminist, passive one. Yet we all know that option two pans out for Cinderella whereas option one would have consigned her to perpetual indenture.

Watching modern TV fairy tales The Arrangement and Famous In Love, it seems that “hoping to be catapaulted to fame and fortune by becoming an instantaneously successful movie superstar when another hot major movie star takes a fancy to you during an audition” is the current US equivalent to holding out for that pumpkin carriage. They’re also about as realistic.

The Arrangement, it has to be said, is by far the better of the two shows, while Famous In Love is a great big slap in the face to aspiring actresses everywhere. It sees Bella Thorne (the long-time star of Shake It Up but last seen as the unsuprising ‘surprise’ death in the first episode of MTV’s Scream) playing a slightly bored, but otherwise happy economics student who’d much rather be an actress. Despite apparently having had no acting training, she still goes with bestest gal pal Georgie Flores to an audition to star in a movie franchise guaranteed to be the ‘next Harry Potter‘ and wows everyone, including star Carter Jenkins, with her unparallelled acting skills and highly kissable lips. Before she and the audience know it, she’s hired to play the lead.

But does being rich and famous bring you happiness? Flashforwards to the future successful Thorne seem to suggest otherwise. But what makes her so miserable? Well, there’s the rub. Is it just the lack of private life? Is it a doomed future real-life relationship with Jenkins? Is it a potential estrangement from her still-struggling actress pal Flores? Is it the possible loss of hottie bestest boy pal/romantic interest Charlie DePew, who can’t compete with superstar Jenkins? Or is it something else to do with the machinations of Hollywood?

Time will tell, I’m sure.

Famous In Love is billed as the replacement for Pretty Little Liars, so don’t be surprised that about 50% of the plot is actually about various possible pairings of the assembled characters, as well as rivalries between friends and enemies. Similarly, there’s also a mystery to be solved – namely what happened that estranged Jenkins from his former best friend Keith T Powers and caused popstar Pepi Sonuga to disappear from the public eye – and a closeted lesbian (no, no clues).

However, it’s not even close to the quality of PLL and The Arrangement shows how pretty much every part of the show can be done better. Thorne is likable and quirky enough for sure, but the dialogue and scripting causes it to be so forced, you start to feel sorry for her, given the acres of supposed ‘nervous rambling’ she has to wade through every other scene. The fact she gets to go to the top of her profession without having served her dues in dead-end waitressing jobs or even trained in her art, unlike The Arrangement‘s Christine Evangelista, makes pumpkin-based transportation seem like an earned plot development. Hell, she hasn’t even had to sit in the audience enduring Inside The Actors Studio before she made the big time.

Perhaps the only thing of note about Famous in Love, apart from it being one of the few TV shows to actually have the female lead in the infamous ‘Friend Zone’ at its outset, is that there’s a British showbusiness reporter in the thick of things. Literally an hour before I watched the episode this morning, I suddenly wondered to myself. “Whatever happened to Nathan Stewart-Jarrett from Misfits? He was always complaining there weren’t any acting jobs for middle class black Britains, just gritty stuff set on gang-run estates. Maybe he went over to the US to seek his fortune.”

Guess what, reader. Stewart-Jarrett plays that very same showbusiness reporter. How spooky.

If you have to watch one show like this, watch The Arrangement. But you probably don’t have to watch either, to be honest, so maybe watch Misfits instead.