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Review: Scream Queens 1×1-1×2 (US: Fox; UK: E4)


In the US: Tuesdays, 9/8c, Fox
In the UK: Acquired by E4 for autumn for broadcast

The list of evil was long, my foreboding great:

  • Created by Ryan Murphy, creator of Glee, American Horror Story, The New Normal, Nip/Tuck and Pretty Handsome
  • Teen heroes and heroines
  • Guest stars from Glee
  • A spoof of slasher horror movies, particularly from the 1980s
  • Pop star Nick Jonas
  • Sororities
  • Rich kids
  • The Fox network
  • No female writers

How could it go right, I wondered? Even with the possible saving grace of Jamie Lee Curtis starring in it, Scream Queens was going to be wretched.

I picked at my nails. I watched 800 Words. I even contemplated sitting down to struggle with The Bastard Executioner or re-evaluate The Muppets.

But no, this is a blog with a cast iron guarantee that it will cover every new, scripted US TV show for adults, provided they don’t feature too much music, appear on some obscure network I’ve never heard of or start in August. Could there be any stronger bond of trust with you, dear reader? 

And gods damn it, it’s September.

So I sat down and braved myself to watch two full hours of Scream Queens. And waddayaknow? After an initially bumpy start, Scream Queens turned out to be the first new show of the Fall 2015-16 that I’ve actually enjoyed.

Here’s a trailer.

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Preview: The Muppets 1×1 (US: ABC; UK: Sky1)

The Muppets

In the US: Tuesdays, 8/7c, ABC. Starts tonight
In the UK: Acquired by Sky1 to air in autumn

The Muppets – everyone loves them right? The Muppet Show, all those Muppet movies in the 80s. All just brilliant, right?

Well, probably, although I suspect an element of the memory cheating. Watching The Muppet Show now, it’s clear there was things going over the heads of us children that were intended to only be understood by adults.

But it still a show that was just a couple of age notches above Sesame Street in terms of its intended audience. Largely, it was a show intended to be enjoyed by kids.

The Muppets, on the other hand, is not. This is a show aimed at those kids all grown up now. It thinks that what the Muppets really needed was to come back but all edgy, with depth and relationships and jokes that will appeal to adults – and only to adults.

It thinks we need Miss Piggy and Kermit to have been dating and to have broken up but forced to work together on Miss Piggy’s chatshow. It thinks we need Fozzie Bear dating a human, whose parents are happy to trot out stereotypes about bears eating raw fish and food out of dustbins. It thinks we need Muppets talking to camera, explaining their lives and innermost feelings in a mockumentary.

No, we don’t. For one thing, we’re adults. Muppets are – or at least should be – for kids. If adults watch them, it should be because they’re with their kids.

But more importantly, Muppets are supposed to be relatively innocent creatures. Sure they used to muck around with John Cleese, but they’re weren’t making nasty fat jokes along the way. They weren’t showing us Missy Piggy, devastated and shattered after her break up with Kermit. This is the Muppets, not Avenue Q.

The Muppets has some good points, most of which stem from the original Muppet format. Sam the Bald Eagle’s morality notes about Miss Piggy’s show are entertaining, as are Beaker and Dr Bunsen. Guest star Elizabeth Banks’ Hunger Games spoof is a welcome updating of The Muppet Show’s similar spoofs, and indicates a welcome willingness for guest stars to send themselves up old-school. Well, a bit, anyway.

But without the charm or wit of the original, this is a literally joyless show, a cash-in on hip adults’ memories of their childhood. YMMV, but this first look presentation has a lot of the same jokes as the first episode. Do you think it works?

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Review: Life In Pieces 1×1 (US: CBS)

Life in Pieces

In the US: Mondays, 8.30/7.30c, CBS

Linking narrative. You’ve got to hate it, haven’t you? You’ve got the idea for a cracking, meaningful, funny scene. You’ve got an even better idea for a tender, romantic scene. But FFS, you somehow have to get from Scene A to Scene B and however you do it, it’s either going to ruin scene A or B or is likely to be rubbish or at least not as good. That’s crap that is.

Wouldn’t it be good if you could just stick a set of random scenes together? Just stick them together. You have a whole bunch of characters in one scene doing one thing, a whole bunch of different characters in another scene doing another thing and you just keep doing that.

What do you mean that’s a sketch show? Hmm. Right. Okay.

How about we make them all related somehow and we have them all together at the end in another completely unrelated scene? Would that work?

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