A trailer for E!’s one new show: The Royals

In true Steve Jobs style, there’s one last thing: E!’s The Royals.

No, really, it’s a thing. E! – best known for fawning/stalkery celebrity content – is actually venturing into scripted programming for the first time. And for its first project, it’s lined up The RoyalsAn hour-long drama from One Tree Hill‘s Mark Schwahn, it follows a fictional British royal family led by Queen Helena (Elizabeth Hurley), a hard-drinking, table-dancing, fancy hat-wearing modern matriarch who will do anything to protect her family’s reputation. 

Can’t wait – can you? Unfortunately, it’s not airing until 2015. That’ll give you time to prepare.