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Review: Guys With Kids (NBC) 1×1

Guys With Kids

In the US: Wednesdays, 8.30/7.30c, NBC. Begins September 26
in the UK: Not yet acquired (thankfully)

By now, after Go On, The New Normal and Animal Practice, you should know the form.

NBC. Comedy. Don’t watch.

It’s that simple. You may think I’m exaggerating – and given the second episode of Go On was actually okay, maybe I am – but as a rule, “NBC. Comedy. Don’t watch” is pretty accurate and a good way to guide your viewing.

I should also add that anything that’s “war of the sexes” is guaranteed to be dismal and if you needed any proof, here’s Guys With Kids. See that title? Does it make you think, “My, that’s going to be a top, grade A comedy”? Of course it doesn’t. And you’d be right.

Here, NBC has latched onto the fact that one of its few new comedies not to massively fall on its face last year – the single-camera comedy Up All Night – was about modern parents, parenting and kids. It also noticed that a whole load of shows on other, better networks were about men dealing with changes in society – although it failed to notice that almost none of them were any good (e.g. Last Man Standing, Man Up!). So it’s decided to make a comedy about men having to look after kids. And it’s gone multi-camera: there’s even someone at the beginning who claims it was filmed in front of a live studio audience. Presumably a studio filled with nitrous oxide.

You can imagine the laughs, right? No? Surprising that.

Here’s a trailer for the pilot. You might need to sit down for this one.

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Weird old title sequences: Alias the Jester (1985)

Back in the 70s and 80s, Cosgrove Hall was a powerhouse of children’s TV. Creator of Chorlton and the Wheelies, Danger Mouse, The Wind in the Willows and Count Duckula, it dominated animated independent TV for the best part of those decades.

One minor little blip – although not necessarily on quality grounds – that’s largely been forgotten was 1985’s 13-part series Alias the Jester, which followed the adventures of a time traveller by the name of Alias and his dog-like companion Boswell. After their malfunctioning ship gets stuck in the Earth’s magnetic pole, they crash-land in a Middle Age kingdom called Houghton Bottoms, ruled by (a) King Arthur and his Queen Edith. Taking up a secret identity as Alias the Jester, he gains employment at the court and befriends the bumbling court wizard Meredith.

However, when the situation called for it, Alias instantly changed back into his red uniform, which enabled him to fly, and gave him a degree of super strength, which used to face the various villains of the show, each episode inevitably ending with Arthur firing Alias and Meredith.

Here’s the title sequence, which is a weird old combination of 80s pap music and utterly unhelpful scenes from the show.