Film

Trailer for Jodorowsky’s Dune

Jodorowsky's Dune

A film of Dune, one of the classic books of science-fiction literature, took a long time to arrive after it was published in 1965. A lot of directors were lined up to make the movie version, including David Lean and Ridley Scott, before David Lynch finally created his not entirely faithful version in 1984.

One of the directors originally lined up to make the movie back in the 70s was Alejandro Jodorowsky. He planned to shoot a 10-hour (possibly 14) feature that would have starred Salvador Dalí, Orson Welles, Gloria Swanson, David Carradine, Geraldine Chaplin, Alain Delon, Hervé Villechaize and Mick Jagger, that would have been scored by Pink Floyd, that would have had Dan O’Bannon has the head of the SFX department, and would have had creatures and characters designed by HR Giger. His aim: “to create a movie similar to taking LSD”.

Giger Dune

Moebius designers for Jodorowsky's Dune

In the end though, nothing ever came of it because the funding fell through after approximately $2.5m of the $9m budget had been spent. Now some enterprising people are about to make a documentary about the movie that never was. Here’s a trailer and you can read more about the history of the Dune movies here.

Wednesday’s “USA renews 3 shows, The Walking Dead gets a 4th season and Thomas Edison: crime fighter” news

US TV shows

  • USA renews Royal Pains, White Collar and Covert Affairs
  • The Walking Dead gets a fourth season
  • Monday ratings: Revolution down 15% to 9.3m, Hawaii Five-0 back with series low of 8m, Castle down 22%, How I Met Your Mother down 28%, Mob Doctor down to 3.9m; Partners starts with 6.5m

US TV show casting

New US TV shows

  • ABC developing a female soap from Make It Or Break It producers
  • NBC developing young Thomas Edison crime drama
  • L Word creator sells Solve for X to CBS
  • Josh Schwartz and Stephanie Savage sell two dramas to ABC

New US TV show casting

Sitting Tennant

Tuesday’s Sitting Tennant (week 36, 2012)

Sister Chastity's Sitting Tennant

Today, David Tennant is apparently explaining the new-fangled Barrometer to some very interested listeners. Thanks to Sister Chastity for his magic moment. See you on Friday with the results of the rollover!

  1. Toby, Sister Chastity: 40
  2. Hebbie: 30
  3. Shilohforever: 20

Sitting Board of Winners 2012
January
Hebbie, Sister Chastity

February
Sister Chastity

March
Sister Chastity

April
Sister Chastity, Shilohforever

May
Hebbie, Sister Chastity

June
Hebbie, Sister Chastity

July
Hebbie

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below or email me and if it’s judged suitable and doesn’t obviously infringe copyright, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery. Don’t forget to include your name in the filename so I don’t get mixed up about who sent it to me.

The best pic in the stash each week will appear on Tuesday and get ten points; the runners up will appear on Friday (one per person who sends one in) and get five points.

Each month, I’ll name the best picture provider and then at the end of the year, the overall champion will be announced for 2012!

US TV

Review: Partners 1×1 (CBS)

Partners (CBS)

In the US: Mondays, 8.30/7.30c, CBS
In the UK: Not yet acquired

Gay men, hey? Who’d employ them? Airheads with low IQs and zero knowledge of the world outside of shoe shops and musical theatre, who’d prefer to gossip rather than work. Over-emotional racist sexual harassers who are more feminine and effeminate than the average woman.

You might as well as well sign up for your complimentary lawsuit and series of written job performance warnings as soon as you’ve said, “You’re hired” to any one of them.

That, at least, is the message you’d be taking away from US TV this fall from shows such as The New Normal and now CBS’s Partners. It’s like the last 20 years of progress have just disappeared overnight. Tom Hanks in Philadelphia? Was he even gay? In those ensembles? I don’t think so.

But for the network that currently has that study in prejudice 2 Broke Girls and the horror story that is Mike and Molly, Partners is a minor hate crime at worst. More troublesome is its unoriginality and almost complete lack of funny moments.

Starring the woefully miscast David Krumholtz (Numb3rs, The Playboy Club) as a semi-alpha male architect and Michael Urie (Ugly Betty) as his lifelong friend and work colleague, the show revolves around Krumholtz and Urie’s dominating friendship and the relationship difficulties that their partners – Brandon “I was Superman” Routh and Sophia “I wasn’t but I was in One Tree Hill – does that count?” Bush – have as a result of competing with this all-consuming friendship.

If that all sounds familiar, maybe that’s because in 1995 there was a sitcom on Fox called Partners. It had the same director (James Burrows) and the same concept (two young male architects, one of whom has a girlfriend, the other vying for his friend’s attention). The show’s producers, who made Will & Grace, are even big fans of the original.

Who needs original ideas any more? Here’s a trailer so you can bask in its desperate, unoriginal unfunniness.

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