I gave up watching CSI over a year ago. I just wasn’t involved by the characters any more. But I think I might still be watching if Grissom was on it. Miraculously, he was on it for a couple of minutes last night in a slight tear-jerky scene with Sara and his mom, so to save you the trouble of watching the whole thing, just for that scene, here it is on YouTube, you lucky people.
Year: 2011
Friday’s 5* news
Doctor Who
- Rusty ready to quit sci-fi
Awards
- The Broadcast Awards winners
Film
- Eva Green to star in Dark Shadows
British TV
- Sky Atlantic not coming to Virgin Media soon
- Sue Johnston and Shaun Dooley working on Sugartown
- MTV setting up on-demand service
- Fiver to rebrand as 5*…
- …picks up picks up Better With You, Parenthood and $#*! My Dad Says
US TV
- NBC picks up four pilots, including adaptation of Channel 4’s Free Agents
- A&E developing detective drama Overload
- Kevin Williamson abandons Vampire Diaries spin-off for The Secret Circle
- Comedy Central resurrects Playing With Guns
- John C McGinley joins Luck
- NBC pulls Chase
- Sharon Horgan to make pilot of Bad Mom
- Jane Seymour to guest on Castle
Friday’s 5* news
Doctor Who
- Rusty ready to quit sci-fi
Awards
- The Broadcast Awards winners
Film
- Eva Green to star in Dark Shadows
British TV
- Sky Atlantic not coming to Virgin Media soon
- Sue Johnston and Shaun Dooley working on Sugartown
- MTV setting up on-demand service
- Fiver to rebrand as 5*…
- …picks up picks up Better With You, Parenthood and $#*! My Dad Says
US TV
- NBC picks up four pilots, including adaptation of Channel 4’s Free Agents
- A&E developing detective drama Overload
- Kevin Williamson abandons Vampire Diaries spin-off for The Secret Circle
- Comedy Central resurrects Playing With Guns
- John C McGinley joins Luck
- NBC pulls Chase
- Sharon Horgan to make pilot of Bad Mom
- Jane Seymour to guest on Castle
Lost Gems: Ludwig (1977)

Seeing as Charlie Brooker decided to remind me of Ludwig with a spoof on last week’s How TV Ruined Your Life, let’s deal with this very strange, but well-remembered cartoon series from 1977.
The cartoon in essence was simple. Ludwig was a strange egg-shaped, metallic/stone contraption with a mind of its own who lived in the forest with a bunch of animals. The plot was then more or less the same for each of the 25, five-minute episodes in the show’s run. Something would happen to the animals and Ludwig would come to the rescue (normally having created the problem in the first place, just to see what the animals do in some kind of scary experiment). To do this, his body’s facets would open up and out would pop arms, legs, gadgets or even a helicopter rotor blade when he needed to get somewhere fast.
Neither Ludwig nor the animals talked – they squeaked. However, they were constantly watched by a human birdwatcher (voiced by Jon Glover) who had a deerstalker and large binoculars and he narrated the cartoon. Very odd. Then at the end of every episode, Ludwig played the final movement of Beethoven’s first symphony through the credits.
If this all sounds a bit weird to you, it’s because it was created by father and son team, Mirek and Peter Lang. Mirek had worked on Czech TV during the 60s and as all watchers of BBC2 during the 70s and 80s will testify, Eastern Europe was pretty much the home of mental, nihilistic, inexplicable cartoons at that time.
Ludwig is pretty much remembered for the music and scaring the crap out of children. You can watch all the episodes on YouTube to see why it did this, but here’s the first episode below.
Today’s Joanna Page: Private Lives

Just in case you’re wondering what our Joanna has been up to of late, as well as appearing in Sky Living’s forthcoming (fictional) haunted house show, Bedlam, which weirdly stars Will Young and less weirdly starts on Sunday, she’s up in Manchester rehearsing for Private Lives with Imogen Stubbs. Here she is at the launch of the Bruntwood Prize for Playwriting with Imogen, talking about both the prize and the play, but she’s in the Lounge chatting about it tonight, if you’re in town tonight.
She’s also going to be doing “loop-the-loops and barrel rolls in a stomach-churning aerobatic flight” for Comic Relief. So don’t forget to tune in for that.
