Random Acts

Random Acts: Audrey Fleurot scares Woody Allen

Karlsson in Engrenages

It’s the turn of Audrey Fleurot to be a bit random this week by scaring Woody Allen so much he edited her out of his latest film, Midnight in Paris.  

“Tous mes potes pensent que je suis mythomane”, explique-t-elle à Télérama. “Sur le plateau, c’était étrange. Je suis allée dire bonjour à Woody Allen, il a fait un bond de deux mètres en arrière comme si je l’avais violé.”

“All my friends think I’m a pathological liar. On set, it was strange. I went to say hello to Woody Allen and he jumped back two metres as though I’d violated him.”

Sitting Tennant

Tuesday’s Sitting Tennant (week 23, 2011)

Sister Chastity's Sitting Tennant

Apologies for the lack of Tennant Friday (not that anyone complained), but work caught up with me. Rest assured there’ll be a Friday dose this week (subject to unforeseen emergencies). This week’s Tuesday Tennant is provided care of Sister Chastity, who gets 10 juicy points. Keep sending these beauties in, everyone.

  1. Hebbie: 145
  2. Sister Chastity: 130
  3. Erin C: 70
  4. Rullsenberg: 55
  5. Janice: 20
  6. esgaril: 10
  7. theriverlady, Toby: 5

Unsurprisingly, given that she was the only entrant (although that’s probably because everyone else was laughing too hard), it’s Marie who gets last week’s top caption place at the full 10 points. Good luck with this week’s captioning, everyone.

  1. Marie: 140
  2. Rullsenberg: 110
  3. Electric Dragon, Toby: 85
  4. SK: 65
  5. Lisa G: 45
  6. Jane Henry: 45
  7. theriverlady: 35
  8. Hebbie, Virpi: 20
  9. Joe B: 15
  10. whoficwriter: 10
  11. kallan, Jeri: 5

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below or email me and if it’s judged suitable and doesn’t obviously infringe copyright, it will appear in the Sitting Tennant gallery. Don’t forget to include your name in the filename so I don’t get mixed up about who sent it to me.

The best pic in the stash each week will appear on Tuesday and get ten points; the runners up will appear on Friday (one per person who sends one in) and get five points.

You can also enter the witty and amusing captions league table by commenting on Tuesday’s Sitting Tennant photo, the best caption getting 10 points, everyone who contributes getting five points.

Tuesday’s “tiny Lovejoy” news

Film

British TV

  • BBC4 to dramatise Life of Brian row
  • 3D TV set to struggle in UK
  • ITV Player comes to Android phones [subscription required]

US TV