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The Perfect Strangers title sequence but in Seattle

Remember Perfect Strangers? It was a long-running and much-loved 1980s sitcom starring Mark-Linn Baker and Bronson Pinchot, in which an immigrant from GreeceMypos comes to live with his cousin in Chicago. It lasted eight seasons in total and even spawned the spin-off series Family Matters, which gave the world black nerd Urkel.

So beloved is the show that some enterprising people have put together a shot-for-shot remake of the opening titles but set in Seattle instead of Chicago. Here you can see them side by side for comparison.

Friday’s Dragons’ Den/Hustle crossover news

Film

Theatre

  • Danny Boyle to direct Frankenstein at the National Theatre

British TV

  • All-star cast for second series of Moving On, including John Simm and Roy Marsden, with Dominic West directing an episode
  • BSkyB forced to sell most of its stake in ITV [subscription required]
  • BBC Wales tries to attract indies to its new drama hub [subscription required]
  • Fiver picks up Melrose Place, Archer and Burn Notice
  • What everyone’s been waiting for: the Dragons’ Den/Hustle crossover [spoilers]
  • The InBetweeners to end after series three?
  • More4 picks up The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret
  • BBC to work on iPhone, Wii et al games for Top Gear and Doctor Who?

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Audio and radio play reviews

Review: Doctor Who – The Lost Stories – 02 – Mission To Magnus

Mission To MagnusBig Finish are in something of a quandary when it comes to these Lost Stories. The idea behind them is to do a “full cast” production of a script or story that for one reason or another never got made, so that fans can finally have something like what was supposed to be on screen (but wasn’t).  

But as I’ve said before, sometimes there have been good reasons for stories not getting made. For example, apart from production difficulties, the script not getting handed in on time, etc, how about because it’s just rubbish?

What do you do if you’re Big Finish and the story is an absolute heap of sh*te? I mean terrifyingly, Timelash/Twin Dilemma bad. On TV, there are these people called script editors who take the scripts writers produce and, if necessary, make them palatable. But if Big Finish edits a really bad script that never got passed by a script editor, is it the authentic production fans wanted? If they don’t, aren’t they going to be making an absolute heap of Timelash sh*te?

The route Big Finish chose with Mission To Magnus, Philip Martin’s lost script from Colin Baker’s aborted second season, was not to edit the script. Oh dear.

Now Mission To Magnus has everything: it has the Doctor’s school bully; it has a planet ruled by women facing war with a planet ruled by men; it has Sil from Vengeance on Varos, who has a consignment of winter woolies (his words, not mine) to sell; it has child actors.

In short, it’s an absolute heap of sh*te. Normally, I don’t endorse Third Reich policies, but if you can, please burn any copies of this play that you come across. Please.

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Lost’s first five seasons to be reduced to 10 minutes by the Reduced Shakespeare Company

Lost - season 6

Although you can catch up with Lost‘s first five seasons in just eight minutes if you want, if you have 10 minutes to spare, the Reduced Shakespeare Company are planning on reducing Lost’s first five seasons themselves

The final series of Lost starts on Sky1 and Sky1 HD on February 5th and to celebrate The Reduced Shakespeare Company are putting on one of their unique performances condensing the last 5 seasons into less than 10 minutes. The result will be performed in front of a live audience of Lost fans. The event takes place in Covent Garden, London on Thursday 28th January at 7.30pm.

To be in with a chance of getting a pair of tickets to the event all the fans have to do is email their name, contact number and the email address of their plus one to [email protected]. The winners will then be selected and notified if they have received tickets on Tuesday 26th January.

The Reduced Shakespeare Company is a three-man comedy troupe that have succeeded in abridging the complete works of William Shakespeare and even the complete word of God. So surely, the last 5 seasons of Lost will be a walk in the park.

I’m told there’ll also be a video preview by Damon Lindelof and Carlton Cuse and the footage will be available after the event, so I hope to post that for those of you who can’t make it or aren’t lucky enough to get tickets. Good luck though everyone!

The 200 Greatest The Wire quotes

Everyone who watches The Wire loves The Wire. I think. Proof occurred this weekend when lovely wife went away with some of her friends, leaving me to look after my mother-in-law, who in a tasteful move decided she should watch The Wire. So much did she like it, she stayed up to midnight on Saturday watching the first 10 episodes, then watched the remaining two episodes before lunch the next morning. Then she chose to watch the first seven episodes of the second season after lunch.

Guess what’s happening when she comes over for dinner tonight while lovely wife’s out with some of her friends. I’ve had to order season three on DVD in case we get to the end of season two soon…

Anyway, one of the great things about The Wire is its dialogue. Above is a choice selection of the 100 greatest quotes from The Wire (there be obvious spoilers ahoy if you haven’t seen The Wire). After the jump; the 100 other greatest The Wire quotes.

Incidentally, re-watching the second season of The Wire was interesting, since I was now mostly able to follow the Greeks when they were talking thanks to some evening classes I’ve been going to. Some interesting and amusing stuff going on there.

Ironically, despite the fact we had the subtitles on the whole time so mother-in-law could follow the dialogue, there are no subtitles on the DVDs for the Greeks, and none of the Greek words they pepper their English conversations with get translated. I wonder why…

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