Dear God. Curse that Steven Moffat and his heterosexual agenda. Sexiness in Doctor Who? No. No, no, no, no, no. Since when has Doctor Who been anything more than innocent, unsexual fare for kiddies? I’m going to write a strongly worded letter to the…
Oh hang on.
Well apart from her. She was a brainy scientist type in a totally authentic outer space librarian outfit.
And her, cos she was a brainy Cambridge scientist type. They all wore mini-skirts like that in the 70s.
Oh definitely apart from her. She’s from outer space – that’s authentic outer space tribeswoman that is.
She doesn’t count – she’s Australian.
She’s American. And the producer was gay, so it was entirely innocent.
Oh bugger. Oh well, so much for that idea.