Audio and radio play reviews

Review: Doctor Who – The Lost Stories – 04 – The Hollows of Time

The Hollows of TimeSeason 18 of Doctor Who is one of my favourites. It’s the first season run by producer John Nathan Turner (aka JNT) and he brought with him script editor Christopher H Bidmead. Bidmead comes up with this crazy idea – let’s treat Doctor Who like proper sci-fi, that adults can enjoy and that’s full of proper science.

Look through season 18 and you’ll find the likes of The Keeper of Traken, Warrior’s Gate and Logopolis – excellent stories that put science and sci-fi ideas front and centre.

Tragically, season 18 was also very dull and very hard to understand. Even to this day, grown men and women stand around trying to work out what the hell Warrior’s Gate was all about.

Bidmead didn’t hang around forever, but he did return briefly to write the Peter Davison story Frontios, which was another of those science type stories. He also came back to write a story for Colin Baker, The Hollows of Time, but that was never made.

Now Big Finish has got Bidmead to brush the script off, spruce it up, give it a humungous edit because it was 30% too long, convert it to audio since it was always intended as a very visual play and hand it over to them for their ‘Lost Stories’ season.

And you know what? Like most of season 18, it’s absolutely incomprehensible and not very enjoyable, but I still really liked it.

One slight hitch: there were two returning enemies of the Doctor in the original script, but Big Finish couldn’t get the rights to one of them, so he’s been replaced by AN Other enemy of vague origins and identity. Who is it? Well, the clues are there if you can do anagrams…

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Random Acts

Random Acts of Ali Larter: Doing backflips and giving out cupcakes

Ali Larter at Wondercon with Milla Jovovich

Ali Larter at WonderconAli Larter at Wondercon

Our Ali’s been at Wondercon this weekend, promoting – she even gave out cupcakes – her shiny 3D movie Resident Evil: Afterlife – done in proper James Cameron Avatar 3D rather than pikey “five minutes in a ZX Spectrum” 3D à la Clash of the Titans, mind.

Look, there’s a trailer for it now, albeit in 2D since the 3D one looks bizarre if you’re not wearing 3D glasses:

Athletic Ali, no? She also answered questions – if you squint:

Or not:

And might have commented on the chances of a season five of Heroes, too:

Larter told the crowd of fans, “I think we’re coming back for Heroes for another season.” However, she was quick to add, “I think, but I’m not sure. So you guys have to go and blog and get on there.”

Larter went on to say, “It’s been such a thrill being on that show and I hope that we have the chance to sort of wrap up those storylines for all the fans of it.”

Have you seen Ali Larter acting randomly? If so, let us know and we’ll tell everyone about it in “Random Acts of Ali Larter

Apple fixed my movie

I complained a bit over a year ago about the quality of the version of The Hunt for Red October that I bought from the iTunes Store. Bizarrely, I get the following email from the iTunes Store this morning:

Dear Rob,

Thank you for downloading the movie The Hunt for Red October. The video you received may have had some noticeable quality issues.

To correct this problem, we placed a new copy of this item in your download queue, free of charge. To begin downloading, click this link:

Check for Available Downloads <https://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZFinance.woa/wa/checkForPurchases>

Or, you can open iTunes and select Check for Available Downloads from the Store menu.

Sincerely,

iTunes Store Team http://www.apple.com/support/itunes

How very, very odd – and nice.

Wednesday’s “teaching zombies a lesson” news

Film

British TV

US TV

Steven Moffat and his heterosexual agenda

Karen Gillan in a mini-skirt

Dear God. Curse that Steven Moffat and his heterosexual agenda. Sexiness in Doctor Who? No. No, no, no, no, no. Since when has Doctor Who been anything more than innocent, unsexual fare for kiddies? I’m going to write a strongly worded letter to the…  

Oh hang on.

Wendy Padbury in a catsuit

Well apart from her. She was a brainy scientist type in a totally authentic outer space librarian outfit.

Liz Shaw in a mini-skirt

And her, cos she was a brainy Cambridge scientist type. They all wore mini-skirts like that in the 70s.

Leela in leathers

Oh definitely apart from her. She’s from outer space – that’s authentic outer space tribeswoman that is.

Tegan in Doctor Who

She doesn’t count – she’s Australian.

Peri in Doctor Who

She’s American. And the producer was gay, so it was entirely innocent.

Peri in a bikini

Oh bugger. Oh well, so much for that idea.