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Richard Armitage

Richard Armitage in a helmet

Two lovely pictures of Richard Armitage for your poetry-inducing enjoyment. You can see his helmet in the second one.

Captions, haiku or anything else Richard Armitage’s head inspires in you and can be set down in writing, please.

Got a picture of Richard Armitage’s head, preferably wearing a hat? Then leave a link to it below and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Dick Heads” gallery.

A few things learned from TV last week: 24, The Mentalist, Chuck, Supernatural and House

24
Although I was generally in favour of TV companies being allowed to place products in TV shows – they really need the cash these day – I almost made a 180º turn on that after watching last Monday’s 24. Product placement is one thing, but when you have nearly two minutes of a show turned into a training video for Cisco’s WebEx digital signature system, I think we’ve gone too far.

Chuck
Yvonne Strahovski looks like a tiny little girl playing dress-up when she’s next to Tricia Helfer.

House
Even if a show is formulaic, if it knows it formula well enough then it can be very clever in how it plays with that formula.

The Mentalist
Even if a show is technically a ‘procedural’, it doesn’t actually have to follow any known police procedures. Ever.

Supernatural
Even if an episode’s concept isn’t totally original (Stranger Than Fiction, etc), you can still make a damn fine and clever episode from it, even when you’re in your fourth season.

Monday’s “passing of the glove” news

Doctor Who

Film

Theatre

  • Russ Abbot steps in to replace Rowan Atkinson in Oliver!

British TV

US TV

US TV

Preview: Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire

Krod Mandoon

Hmm. Kröd Mändoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire. There’s a title to conjure with.

It’s a comedy produced by BBC2 in the UK and Comedy Central in the US and stars Sean Maguire of The Class and Meet the Spartans and Matt Lucas of Little Britain fame, as well as a predominantly British cast (putting on US accents in some cases). Parodying fantasy novels and TV shows, there’s a touch of Monty Python and the Holy Grail about it and it’s premiering on both channels this month:

The series, set in an ancient fantasy realm, follows reluctant hero Kröd Mändoon, a “thin-skinned and underconfident freedom fighter” in his struggle against the evil ruler, Chancellor Dongalor.

I’ve turfed up some previews and interviews for you, so you can see what you think of it. Looks a bit silly and some of the jokes fell flat, but it did make me laugh, so could be promising. More info at the Comedy Central web site.

Cast

  • Sean Maguire as Kröd Mändoon: “The reluctant leader of a rag tag band of inept freedom fighters toiling away in obscurity”
  • Matt Lucas as Chancellor Dongalor: “The lovably sociopathic Chancellor of the lowly province of Hessemeel”
  • India de Beaufort as Aneka: A “beautiful pagan warrioress whose weapon of choice is sex”
  • Steve Speirs as Loquasto: An oafish servant, “who belongs to a race of pig-like creatures known as Grobble”
  • Kevin Hart as Zezelryck: A young warlock, “whose greatest magical gift is spinning a line”
  • Marques Ray as Bruce: “The jailhouse lover of Kröd’s late mentor, General Arcadius”
  • John Rhys-Davies as Grimshank: The leader of the resistance
  • James Murray as Longshaft
  • Alex MacQueen as Barnabus

US TV

Season finale: Life on Mars (US)

Life On Mars US finale

First there was the shock and outrage. How dare the Yanks remake the beloved British crime show Life on Mars? How could it ever be as good?

Then there was the trailer for the US pilot, which provided the answer: “It couldn’t.”

Then there was the pilot, which provided another answer: “It really, really couldn’t.”

Then there was the near complete recasting, shift in location to New York and new plots, which provided yet another pilot and a new answer: “Oh, it’s not too bad, actually.”

Anywat, after jessying it about in the schedules, doing minimal marketing and forgetting to let newcomers know what had been going on in previous episodes, ABC cancelled it, but gave the new producers the chance to wrap it all up.

Given they didn’t want to use the BBC version’s ending, so fans wouldn’t be able to look it up in advance on the Internet, they decided to give us a brand new one instead. So during the final episode, which aired on Wednesday, we found out just why US Sam Tyler had travelled back in time – and this time, it wasn’t because he was in a coma.

I’ll give them something – I wasn’t expecting what they came up with. Big spoilers ahoy.

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