Dick Heads (from DMW): Cold Feet

Slightly later than normal, thanks to Monday’s Bank Holiday and my stupid workload, it’s the new, virile Dick Heads, full of more manly cephalic fun than any other feature on the Internet.

Today’s Dick Head is from Cold Feet, in which Richard Armitage played some kind of shop window mannequin at Primark.

Captions, haiku or anything else Richard Armitage’s head inspires in you and can be set down in writing, please.

Got a picture of Richard Armitage’s head, preferably wearing a hat? Then leave a link to it below and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Dick Heads” gallery.