Dick Heads

Dick Head (from Deb again): Marple

Richard Armitage in Marple Ordeal by Innocence

Since Deb provided us with something like a googolplex of shots from the Marple episode Ordeal by Innocence – and no one else has sent in anything new* – today’s Dick Head is of Richard Armitage accepting a drink in said episode.

Feel free to haiku or simply write a caption.

Got a picture of Richard Armitage’s head, preferably wearing a hat? Then leave a link to it below and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Dick Heads” gallery.

*I hope I’m not detecting a waning interest in Dick Heads, am I? If so, what can we do to liven it up, do you think? A scoreboard? Prizes? Sake for the best haiku?

The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 4

Third-episode verdict: Dollhouse

Time, I think, for a third-episode verdict on Dollhouse. Should I be withholding my verdict until later? Well, Eliza Dushku reckons the show only gets out from Fox’s interference and becomes great from episode six, but I’m not entirely sure I can stick with it that long.

See, in many ways, Dollhouse is a very bad show. It has a few redeeming qualities: mixed martial artist Tahmoh Penikett is always good for a fight scene; and the over-arching plot shows some signs of intrigue – indeed in the abysmal third episode, the five seconds of quality TV come from a reveal related to that plot, and the second episode was lifted to a far greater high than the other episodes by focusing on the Dollhouse itself, rather than the typically daft as a brush secret agent A-plot with that bloke from The Middleman.

But for the most part, it’s been really bad, mainly for all the reasons I listed in my first episode review. Eliza Dushku ain’t a great actress, Echo isn’t a character you can root for yet and neither are the ancillary staff – not even Amy Acker. And the “secret agent story of the week” has been invariably awful.

But, as young Eliza mentions, the episodes are going to become less self-contained from episode six onwards, so maybe it’ll be worth sticking with from then. I’m just not sure I want to be there.

Carusometer rating: 4
Prediction: Will be cancelled either before or at the end of the first season

Meme of the week: Shows you’ve given up on

Time is precious. There’s simply too much TV for any one person to watch. But sooner or later we all find some favourite shows that we’re prepared to sacrifice our time on, because we enjoy them – or because we have to review them and get paid for our sacrifice.

But no matter how good some shows start off, they often go to pot after a while or we find we simply don’t have the time to watch them any more.

So meme of the week is a quick question: which TV shows have you stopped watching recently and why?

I’ve just decided after five seasons that enough is enough and I’m not bothering with the mindless repetition, thin characterisation and rubbish plots of Numb3rs any more, except if they have a good guest star. Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles is on the back burner now, despite having terminators in it, since its silliness, derivativeness and pretension were getting up my nose. And I’m seriously considering giving CSI the chop, simply because I’m not invested in the characters any more.

How’s about you?

US TV

Vanishing Heroes Unmasked

Heroes Unmasked will not be returning for Volume 4

Anyone else noticed that behind-the-scenes documentary Heroes Unmasked has disappeared from the BBC2 schedules? And that the BBC web site has said it’s not coming back for Volume 4?

Why’s that then, do you reckon? Plummeting ratings? Lack of interest…?

PS My eBay-purchased Heroes mousemat/mousepad smells of petrol. My hands now smell of petrol. I think there’s a lesson to us all there. But why is it that you can’t buy proper, authorised NBC mousemats/pads in the UK? And why won’t NBC even ship to the UK? Bah, and indeed, humbug. Excuse me while I go off and try to avoid naked flames.