Friday’s news

Film

Comics

  • Stan Lee to create superheroes for Disney

British TV

  • Channel 4 has clearly learnt something: one of the Big Brother inmates has been released for using racist language. And just to show how pleased they are with themselves and how much they don’t want to be punished again and don’t want to be privatised, Channel 4 has press released it, including a transcript. Others are pleased, including Shilpa Shetty

US TV

US TV

Third-episode verdict: Traveler

Carusometer for Traveler2-Partial-Caruso

I previewed Traveler an awful long time ago: it’s been nearly a year, in fact. Since then, the mini-Fugitive has been sitting on a shelf at ABC, waiting to be picked up. We’re now up to episode three and I’m actually quite surprised that it’s taken so long to get out. It’s a masterpiece of modern television compared with, say, The Nine and Six Degrees, all of which ABC hyped and died a horrible death after causing mass outbreaks of yawning among their audiences.

The show is essentially a mini-Fugitive upgraded for our modern, CCTV-infested age: if you were falsely accused of terrorism, how hard would it be to escape from the law and prove your innocence before you got a one-way ticket to Guantanamo? Is it at all possible?

For it to be truly great, it would have had to have had an element of plausibility about it. Unfortunately, our protagonists are two relatively wealthy, white Yale students fitted up by the government and/or art lovers. So from the outset it’s been hobbled by the same conspiracy theory nonsense as the now-deceased Vanished, from which it’s also stolen some scene-break graphic concepts.

We’re talking about pretty boys with nice teeth facing enemies with peroxide hair, not working class Middle Eastern Muslims who are victims of mistaken identity and an over-zealous Fox News.

Nevertheless, it’s reasonably tense, more so when it’s working on the mind instead of falling back on making metaphors literal (being ‘on the run’ interpreted as ‘running a lot’), as our heroes try to work out who’s trustworthy and who’s not, how to get money, food, clothes, etc, while avoid being recognised thanks to all the relentless news broadcasts. It’s occasionally smart, undermining some of the standard clichés of the genre while still upholding a load of others (such as the subordinate cop who’s smarter than the boss and knows they’re really innocent). The lack of real acting skills among the leads isn’t a problem since William Sadler and Steven Culp are doing fine over-acting elsewhere. And the episodes have been getting increasingly better, albeit somewhat sillier, since the slightly muddled pilot.

It’s diverting, I give it that, and at only seven episodes, it’s going to be a nifty little mini-series with a reasonably intriguing premise. UK and US viewers alike can watch the first ten minutes on the ABC web site to get themselves better acquainted with it.

The Medium Is Not Enough has great pleasure in declaring Traveler a two or Partial Caruso on The Carusometer quality scale. A Partial Caruso corresponds to “a show in which David Caruso might volunteer to cameo. However, since ‘real men don’t run: they walk slowly, with bent knees’, he will refuse to do anything that would require him to exert himself. Instead, various stage hands will be forced to move the scenery backwards quickly to create the illusion of David Caruso running”.

Audio and radio play reviews

Review: Doctor Who – I.D.


I.D.0 REM This is my review of one of Big Finish's latest audio plays;

10 PRINT “Hello world”;

20 PRINT “Didn't you love the Colin Baker years of Doctor Who? ”;

30 PRINT “No?”;

40 PRINT “Okay. They were mostly rubbish.”;

50 PRINT “If you didn't, you're not going to like this, I can tell you”;

55 PRINT “because it's very much like a typical Colin Baker story”;

56 PRINT “except it doesn't even have Peri in it.”;

57 PRINT “What's the point of a Colin Baker story without Peri in it?”;

58 PRINT “Particularly one with Gyles Brandreth instead?”;

60 PRINT “More to the point, however, is that”;

70 PRINT “the play's about as exciting”;

80 PRINT “as reading computer code.”;

90 GOTO 100;

Continue reading “Review: Doctor Who – I.D.”

News

Thursday’s news of fun

Freema's got some brand new clothes



Doctor Who

  • Freema says she hasn’t been sacked (video – as well as some wiggle room – included)
  • She’s also just won Best Newcomer at Glamour magazine’s Women of the Year Awards (second story, some more wiggle room included)

Film

Music

British TV

US TV

Wednesday’s perfectly acceptable news

Doctor Who

  • Christopher Eccleston talks a bit about Doctor Who, his potential return to Heroes and The Dark is Rising

Film

Commercials

  • Heineken is back [free registration required, I think]

British TV

  • Simon Amstell is developing a sitcom based on his own life
  • Sky One nabs the rights to Prison Break from Five

US TV