How about this concept for a new Baywatch movie that’s (allegedly) in the works?
‘Baywatch’ creator David Hasselhoff has revealed the new film will include crime-fighting lifeguards. He said: “It will be set in different locations around the world. There will be lifeguards who are also sent on crime-busting sprees.”
That’s clearly what any sane government would do, faced with increasing crime in society: hire more lifeguards.
