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The brilliance of Caerdydd

Caerdydd

You have no idea have long it took me to put this one together. Sigh.

Anyway, a while ago, I decided to give S4C’s Caerdydd a try. Then we got a little bit addicted and now it’s compulsory Sunday night viewing. It’s just brilliant. You really don’t get this kind of thing on mainstream TV anymore, which is sad. I really miss mopey arsed indie rock groups doing end title songs.

We especially like the evil red-haired Natasha (whom we last spotted at Gavin & Stacey‘s wedding, having fun with Fingers) who tries so hard to speak Welsh but can’t so uses an endless stream of borrowed words, resulting in marvellous Welsh along the lines of “…going out for a piss up on the town” (that was in Welsh, by the way. See the problem?). Then she rails against the “Taffia”. Plus Ceri, with her London ways, is always entertaining – how does she afford that flat next to the Royal Festival Hall?

Anyway, here’s how last night’s episode ended – you can catch the repeat on Thursday if you want, although the Eisteddfod keeps messing the timing up so it might not be at 9pm as usual. Caerdydd‘s worth watching if you’ve seen Torchwood for example, simply to get a baseline on what standard Welsh acting is – so much less repressed than English acting, if we feel like indulging in stereotypes for a moment.

Don’t worry, I’ve embedded both English and Welsh subtitles in it (which is why it took so bloody long).

Incidentally, if you recognise ‘Ceri’ (Siwan Morris), that’s probably because you saw Russell T Davies’s Mine All Mine – she played eldest daughter Maria Vivaldi. If you missed that particular delight, tune in next Thursday when it’ll be “Today’s Joanna Page”.

PS S4C is 134 on your Sky box, if you have one

PPS Keep your ears open for the Welsh word for knife (although it’s been ‘soft mutated’) if you want to know why it’s such a hard language to pronounce for lazy English people like me.

UK TV

Review: Warship

The HMS Illustrious in Warship

In the UK: Five, Mondays, 9pm

Last week, I looked at Making Waves, a now-cancelled ITV drama series designed, in part, to educate the great British public about the Royal Navy and its vital role in the world. It’s now grown on me so much that I’ve gone to the ridiculous lengths of VideoBoxing it, stapling all the individual parts together with QuickTime Pro, fixing the aspect ratios, then exporting it to my iPod so I can watch it on the go.

But by bizarre freaky coincidence, there’s a new series on Five – which is why I overlooked it – that is almost the exact same show but done as a documentary.

Let’s compare and contrast, so we can decide which one we’d rather watch.

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Review: Fat Pig

Joanna Page and Kris Marshall in Fat Pig

Where: Trafalgar Studios, Studio 1

When: 7.30pm Mondays–Saturdays, 2.30pm matinees on Thursdays and Saturdays

How long: Two hours with a 15 minute interval

How much: £25-£45 (+ £1 restoration levy)

Tickets from: 0870 060 6632 or www.theambassadors.com/trafalgarstudios

My free tickets never arrived. Gosh. How can that be after all my publicity work? Maybe they got lost in the post.

Turns out the Fates wanted me to see it anyway.

You see, I was supposed to be going out to see a movie last night with my sister. But last week, she emails me. There’s been a terrible mix-up with a theatre booking and she’s ended up with matinee tickets which she can’t use. But the box office has been able to sort it out and instead get her tickets for the night we were supposed to be going to the movie – do I mind seeing Fat Pig?

Oh.

Fat Pig starring Robert Webb (Peep Show), Kris Marshall (My Family), Ella Smith (Cape Wrath/Meadowlands) and Joanna Page (Gavin & Stacey)?

Well, it would be a shame for them to go to waste…

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Today’s Joanna Page: Making Waves

This one was supposed to be easy. This was supposed to be brief: I said so, last time. You see – and there are going to be a lot of naval puns during this one, so brace yourself – Making Waves pretty much sunk without a trace.

After years in development hell and after being rescheduled four times, this ITV flagship drama emerged onto our screens in the summer of 2004, opposite Supernanny. Sort of Soldier, Soldier but featuring the Royal Navy (hence its nickname Sailor, Sailor), it depicted the arrival of a new captain – played by ex-EastEnders psycho, Scottish actor Alex Ferns – on board the fictional frigate HMS Suffolk, and his attempts to make it sea-ready, all to the backdrop of the relationships of the crew and various exciting naval events, such as piracy, illegal immigrants, smuggling and explosions.

With £5 million in budget and the might of legendary producer Ted Childs (Lewis, Inspector Morse, Soldier Soldier, Sharpe, Kavanagh QC) behind it, there were high expectations in some quarters, but after just three episodes, falling ratings meant it was cancelled. Despite there already being three more episodes in the can, ITV never repeated it or showed the remaining episodes.

Joanna Page as Rosie Bowen in Making Waves

There was a DVD of the show, but only ever 2,500 or so were pressed and they were mainly sold to the Navy. You can’t get it from Amazon; you can’t find it on eBay. And here’s the only publicity still of our Joanna Page, who played new rating, Operating Mechanic Rosie Bowen, that appears to have survived online. 

So I thought this was going to be brief, since I couldn’t really say much about it. As I said, easy.

But then I found out that someone had uploaded the whole series to YouTube, so meticulous journo that I am, I had to watch the whole thing – you can, too, if you hang around to the end of this entry.

And I have to say, despite a shaky start, it was actually really enjoyable (although typically, mainly during the cancelled episodes), has possibly one of the most exciting, hardware-based episodes of anything ever made for British TV – and more importantly for Today’s Joanna Page, has her only outing so far as ‘action heroine’.

In fact, I’m quite cross – angry even – that it was cancelled.

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