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What did you watch this week (w/e January 13)?

The Firm on NBC

Time for “What did you watch this week?”, my chance to tell you what I watched this week that I haven’t already reviewed and your chance to recommend things to everyone else (and me) in case we’ve missed them.

First, the usual recommendations: The Daily Show, Modern Family, Happy Endings, Portlandia, Sherlock, Suburgatory and 30 Rock. Do watch them.

But still in the viewing queue are the first episodes of The Finder, Eternal Law, Rob, The L.A. Complex and Arctic Air, none of which appeal to me in the slightest, but fingers-crossed, I’ll take the bullet for you guys on some time next week. And embarrassingly, I haven’t seen this week’s Sherlock, either. Yes, I watched Are You There, Chelsea? instead, just for you guys. I hope you’re happy.

A few thoughts on what else I’ve watched this week, though:

  • Three Inches: around the time SyFy was working on Alphas, it was also developing this pilot with James Marsters and Naoko Mori of Torchwood (albeit in the supporting cast). Practically identical to Alphas but played for laughs, it’s about a mysterious, probably benevolent individual (Marsters) who assembles a team of superheroes with slightly rubbish abilities to solve crimes for the government, including the hero who can move things three inches with his mind. It’s easy to see why SyFy went for Alphas – this was rubbish – but at the same time, it’s clear that Three Inches had more heart in any given two minutes than Alphas did in any episode you care to name.
  • The Firm: NBC’s TV sequel to the movie and book of the same name by John Grisham. NBC showed two episodes of it but it couldn’t maintain my interest for 15 minutes, not even when Juliette Lewis and most of the Canadian cast of Battlestar Galactica turned up. Basically, just lots of running around being chased by men in suits. It may make more sense to people who have seen the movie, mind.
  • Portlandia: good, but not as laughter-filled as last season. Nice to see the feminist bookstore back, though.

In the glorious tradition of “things that I’ve recorded that I won’t watch because the commissioner decided to strip them and I don’t have the time to watch them”, I’ve just deleted the following from my DVR: Great Expectations and The Royal Bodyguard. I’ve taped the first two episodes of Borgen in the same tradition and confidently expect to delete them some time in the next couple of days.

“What did you watch this week?” is your chance to recommend to friends and fellow blog readers the TV and films that they might be missing or should avoid – and for me to do mini-reviews of everything I’ve watched. Since we live in the fabulous world of Internet catch-up services like the iPlayer and Hulu, why not tell your fellow readers what you’ve seen so they can see the good stuff they might have missed?

Sitting Tennant

Friday’s Sitting Tennant (week 2, 2012)

Hebbie's Sitting Tennant

Sister Chastity's Sitting Tennant

Two lovely Tennants in repose thanks to Hebbie and Sister Chasity, which opens out the leaderboard ever so slightly. Have a nice weekend!

  1. Hebbie: 25
  2. Sister Chastity: 15
  3. Janice: 10

Don’t forget Tuesday’s caption competition – or that there’s new rules!

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below or email me and if it’s judged suitable and doesn’t obviously infringe copyright, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery. Don’t forget to include your name in the filename so I don’t get mixed up about who sent it to me.

The best pic in the stash each week will appear on Tuesday and get ten points; the runners up will appear on Friday (one per person who sends one in) and get five points.

You can also enter the witty and amusing captions league table by commenting on Tuesday’s Sitting Tennant photo, the best caption getting 10 points, everyone who contributes getting five points.

Each month, I’ll name the best picture provider and best captioneer, and then at the end of the year, the overall champion will be announced for 2012!

Friday’s “Sally Phillips in the Sky, a Green Arrow TV show, more Luther and Dracula: the soap” news

The Daily News will return on Tuesday

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Review: Are You There, Chelsea? (NBC) 1×1

Are You There Vodka?

In the US: Wednesdays, 8.30pm EST, NBC

The big four American TV networks have something of an alcohol problem. Or at least a problem with alcohol. In any given TV show, anyone shown to be drinking a lot or generally having alcohol-related fun must have a problem and they need to give up alcohol ASAP if they’re to get their life into gear.

Who knows what would happen if they ever remade Inspector Morse.

The last time the networks had a go at a show about people who quite liked drinking, it was Showtime’s Shameless remake, in which Frank’s drinking is the root of all evil (although he’s not much better off the sauce, addmitedly). And before that, it was the “anything but” Happy Hour on Fox.

Now NBC is trying to make a comedy based on talk show host Chelsea Handler’s autobiography, Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea. And that’s what the TV show was called until very recently, until it was nonsensically renamed Are You There, Chelsea? (because having vodka in the title would put off viewers, apparently.) In it, a thinly veiled version of Chelsea Handler (who actually plays Chelsea’s born-again Christian sister in the show) works in a bar and tries to navigate through the complexities of work, boyfriends, friends and family while repeatedly getting rat-arsed – and everyone telling her she has a drink problem.

Here’s a trailer. It’s from the now almost-completely reshot pilot. If you’re in the US, you can view a proper trailer after that, too. Neither will make you laugh.

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Lost Gems: Young Sherlock – The Mystery of the Manor House (1982)

Guy Henry in Young Sherlock: The Mystery of the Manor House

Sherlock Holmes is all the rage these days. Of course, he’s always been popular but currently we have the Robert Downey Jr Sherlock Holmes franchise in cinemas; we have the modernised BBC Sherlock with Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman; and CBS in the US is planning a similarly modernised series of its own.

Taking their leads from Conan Doyle’s The Adventure of the Musgrave Ritual, various people have tried to imagine what Sherlock’s childhood would have been like, primarily with the intention of entertaining children. The most famous attempt is Steven Spielberg and Barry Levinson’s 1985 blockbuster Young Sherlock Holmes and The Pyramid of Fear, which imagines Homes meeting Watson (and Moriarty) at school.

There’s also been a recent series of books by former Doctor Who New Adventures writer Andy Lane called – appropriately enough – Young Sherlock Holmes.

But beating them all was Granada TV, which back in 1982 gave us the Sunday afternoon serial Young Sherlock: The Mystery of the Manor House. Here’s about the only set of clips that I can show you.

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