The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 3

Third-episode verdict: Nurse Jackie

Three episodes into Nurse Jackie and I’m not sure what to make of it. I’m not sure the makers know what to make of it either. Stepping away from the traditional depiction of nurses as angels (cf Hawthorne, for example), it shows a nurse who’s a pill-taking, adulterous angel of vengeance and morality, who’ll flush criminals’ ears down a toilet if she thinks they deserve it. It also tries to show what arses both doctors and patients are, when most of the time, everyone’s just an idiot.

But that’s a bit too in your face, it seems, so while episode one was packed with “I can’t believe she just did that moments”, episodes two and three have slowly removed those moments in favour of more drama and more comedy. It’s still quite a ‘bitty’ show, but it now flows better. The only problem is that it’s also duller. With the exception of her best friend and sociopath, played by British actress Eve Best, everyone’s now long-suffering and worthy, with the occasional tendency to cut corners and not behave totally professionally. Best is still gloriously over the top and unconcerned with her patients, making her easily the best thing in the show.

I’m not sure if I’m going to stick with this. It’s only half an hour, it’s only six episodes (I think) and it’s already been renewed for a second season. But, apart from Eve, there’s not enough real character – rather than plot – to get me involved and not even plot to paper over those cracks. The “true to life” looks at work as a nurse seem real enough now, but the show’s not quite got what it takes to be compelling any more. But maybe it’ll pick up again: that’s the trouble with short seasons – you have to compress the arcs so we’re already in a mid-season slump.

Carusometer rating: 3
Rob’s prediction: Already picked up for season two so I’m suspecting it’ll run for at least two more seasons. However, with such a short season duration, if you blink, you’ll miss it.

The CarusometerA Carusometer rating of 2

Third-episode verdict: Royal Pains

Over the summer, it seems, if you’re going to watch any network’s programming, USA has it all sown up. While NBC is sticking out bland-to-rubbish content like Merlin and The Listener, and the other networks are content with re-runs, rubbish and reality TV (mix that up as much as you like), USA is quietly sticking out some of its best work. Burn Notice has been topping the ratings for three seasons now and Royal Pains, its new Thursday-night stablemate, is shaping up pretty well, too.

We’re three episodes in, now, and as I said during my review of the really quite good first episode, the show could have gone one of two ways: desperately dull or still entertaining and leisurely – a perfect summer show. Happily, it’s continued in the same vein as before, a kind of cross between Gossip Girl (but without the excesses), House (but without the mean nasty doctors, just the nice ones), MacGyver (but without the mullet or spies) and The Apprentice (but without the strange hairpiece) in which amiable doctor Mark Feuerstein has to work out what the matter is with a bunch rich people (and anyone else he comes across), usually with the aid of whatever he finds lying around, all the while trying to build a new business and romance the local hospital administrator.

And it does it all very well. The relationships are nicely handled, nothing seems too forced, nothing too bad seems to happen, and no matter how rich or how poor characters are, they all seem relatively nice. It’s a feel good show about people feeling well.

If I had to criticise, Dr Hank’s brother is a bit of an arse and deserves a spade to the back of the head, and in an effort to stay away from anything too unpleasant for too long, there’s a little shallowness to the characterisations. But it’s just a nice to show to watch. It would last about five seconds in a winter schedule, but in summer, you’d be hard pressed to find anything better or more apt.

Carusometer rating: 2
Rob’s predication: Should last for a good few seasons, unless the American economy falls into a giant hole in the next year or so. Or at least a bigger giant hole.  

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Review: Hawthorne 1×1

In the US: Tuesdays, 9/8c, TNT

There’s a sudden rush to get dramas about nurses onto our screens. We’ve already had Nurse Jackie on Showtime, Mercy is coming to NBC in the Fall and now we have TNT lifting the lid off Hawthorne.

Unlike Nurse Jackie, Hawthorne is one of those caring, sharing angelic types of nurses, who do their best in terrible circumstances, never doing anything bad. And much like its eponymous heroine, the show might have its heart in the right place, but it’s also very, very dull.

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