The BarrometerA Barrometer rating of 3

Third-episode verdict: Timeless (US: NBC; UK: E4)

In the US: Mondays, 10/9c, NBC
In the UK: Acquired by E4

The biggest problem with the first episode of NBC’s new sci-fi show Timeless was that it just wasn’t fun. A time travel adventure in which a historian, an engineer and a soldier gamely head off each week into the past to stop Goran Višnjić from changing history for the better (he claims) should have been a laugh, particularly with our very own Paterson Joseph being the owner of said time machine. 

But it wasn’t. It was dreary. It had a dreary choice of destination – the Hindenburg disaster. Thanks to the presence of her dying mum, its heroine (Abigail Spencer) was more a tragic figure than a fangirl let loose in a comic shop when all the boys have been sent packing. Ex-Delta soldier (Matt Lanter) was more male model than special forces operative, and he was just as tragic as Spencer thanks to his pining for his dead wife.

The one potential comic piece of comic relief, engineer/time travel pilot Malcolm Barrett, basically had to endure being black in the American past, something he quite rightly pointed out before they went was never going to be fun whenever they ended up, but in actuality meant he wasn’t just the token black guy – he was the token black guy representing all black people ever. That’s gotta suck.

Worst of all was the fact that Team Spencer were busily trying to preserve history as recorded, right down to making sure everyone who died stays dead, even if that means burning to death horribly in a fiery balloon accident. Bit of a downer, no?

As always, though, there’s a reason why TMINE always waits for at least three episodes before passing final verdict: shows can evolve and get better as producers work out what’s wrong and fix it. And while Timeless still isn’t the new Doctor Who or even the new Quantum Leap, it’s certainly becoming a lot more entertaining. Episode two took us to see the assassination of Abraham Lincoln, episode three took us to Las Vegas in the 60s to watch atomic bomb tests and I can see from the schedule that episode four is going to involve the plucky Americans teaming up with Ian Fleming to fight the Nazis during World War Two. Now that’s a bit more fun than the Hindenburg Disaster, now isn’t it?

The producers – Eric Kripke (Supernatural) and Shawn Ryan (The Unit, The Shield), in case you were wondering – are also making the central team themselves a bit more fun, although they’ve haven’t bothered giving Barrett and Lanter any real character traits or background other than “comic black history spokesperson” and “inept soldier widower”. Time changes, Spencer’s life changes, but theirs seem to stay resolutely the same and butterfly effect-proof.

Barrett may continually get the short end of the stick for being black wherever he ends up, albeit in different ways each time, but he now sometimes manages to use his second class status for the better. Lanter seems to have trouble even holding a gun, but he’s now getting some occasionally amusing lines.

Perhaps the show’s main selling point is that just like Doctor Who when that started, Timeless is trying its level best to make history come alive – through history’s own supporting cast. You already know Lincoln, you’ve seen Daniel Day Lewis do a good performance as Lincoln, so yet another Lincoln wouldn’t have much impact. But what must it have been like to have been Lincoln’s son? Or JFK’s mistress? Or a black soldier from the North during the Civil War? While the fact Timeless actually allows its time travellers to change history, even quite significantly, means that the narrative can never be trusted to tell historical fact, it’s still fun to have Spencer sit down and essentially interview this supporting cast like a GCSE History empathy essay come to life.

After three episodes Timeless has crafted a formula for itself that’s popcorn-tastic but enjoyable nonsense. Its action scenes are weak, its historical detail weak, its story arc weak and its humour – you guessed it – weak. But it’s now getting a certain confidence up that makes it a reasonably entertaining view. It might even make the kiddies who watch it start to enjoy history. 

If you need to waste an hour a week on amiable, people-centred, historical sci-fi nonsense, Timeless is worth a try. 

Barrometer rating: 3
Would it be better with a female lead? N/A
TMINE’s prediction: Will probably last about as long as Revolution

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The BarrometerA Barrometer rating of 2

Third-episode verdict: This Is Us (US: NBC; UK: Channel 4)

In the US: Tuesdays, 10/9c, NBC
In the UK: Acquired by Channel 4

People aren’t perfect. But deep down, we’re all the same. We try our best. We love. We laugh. We make mistakes. But ultimately we’re all good and want the best for each other and ourselves.

If that statement sets your teeth on edge, or seems annoyingly liberal and/or rose-tinted then This Is Us is not for you. A show that’s not as smart as it clearly thinks it is, it sees four people – Chrissy Metz, Justin Hartley, Sterling K Brown and Milo Ventimiglia – all sharing the same birthday, all with their own different story to tell, but ultimately linked in the way that we all are, aren’t we?

Episode one was especially smug, with a twist at the end you could see coming from pretty far off, while episode two dialed the smug down a little yet still tried to pull off an end twist that was barely a twist at all it was so obvious.

For a little variety, episode three put its twist right at the beginning so you had almost no time to suspect there was even going to be a twist, which was novel. It was also almost tolerable in its smugness, despite all manner of quite cynical heart-jerking moves and no less a character than a poetry-reading, bus-hopping heroin addict who just means well, don’t you know? And, to be fair, it did pick up on aspects of the pilot that were perhaps glossed over in the rush to that first twist to make sure they weren’t ignored.

It also had a big reach out to uber-nerds like me, with Hartley name-dropping Jason Momoa – most would thrill simply to the mention of Game of Thrones, but it was the fact it was TV Aquaman shouting out to film Aquaman that made it for me.

Overall, This Is Us is consistent in being pretty good – not great, not bad, not average – but also pretty annoying TV. It’s smart but not as smart as it thinks it is (is there genuinely an American family who would name their triplets Kate, Kyle and Kevin? Really? KKK?). The people-centred plots are improbable and entirely geared up to trying to get the audience to cry with the loveliness of everyone in the face of life’s challenges. Brown is funny, Metz is talented and Hartley amusingly self-centred, so overall there are no real weak links, although oddly, of all the cast, it’s former singer and voice of Tangled‘s Rapunzel Mandy Moore – Ventimiglia’s wife in the show – who’s the real standout, able to do happy and sad, (spoiler alert)young and old, with aplomb.

If you can watch an episode without wanting to punch everyone, you’re doing well; if you like having tears milked out of you with the efficiency of the average large dair, you should find This Is Us rewarding and perhaps even a must-see. Everyone with a dark mind or an ice chip for a heart should steer clear like a vampire away from the love of our Lord Jesus Christ.

Barrometer rating: 2
Would it be better with a female lead? N/A
TMINE’s prediction: Will probably run for as long as Parenthood