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Never believe what you see on television. Particularly if it’s Gordon Ramsay

Gordon Ramsay, out hunting rooks

I don’t know, what’s the world coming to? Blue Peter‘s being fined for faking phone quizzes. The Beeb (and RDF) has had to apologise for distorting footage of the Queen. Richard and Judy are apologising for their phone quiz. To update Sarah Jane Smith for a new medium, “Never believe what you see on television.”

Michael Grade reckons it’s all the fault of the training system in British television, which doesn’t teach young recruits that lying is wrong. You’d have thought they’d have learnt that earlier in life, but apparently not.

The very, very latest person to have to apologise for faking footage is Gordon Ramsay. Naughty old Gordon pretended to catch fish when actually he didn’t. Naughty Gordon. He’s not much different from other fishermen in exaggerating his catching prowess, but this is a Channel 4 entertainment show and higher standards are expected, apparently.

Whatever next? Big Brother distorting the footage to portray housemates in particular lights chosen by the producers? Top Gear reshooting scenes to make everything look more impressive and entertaining?

Nah. Too improbable.

It’s not going to do Gordon much good in the US of A, of course, where even before the show airs, Ramsay’s Kitchen’s Nightmares (US) is being accused of faking footage by one of the people featured in it. Ouch. Who’s going to believe him now when he claims it all happened just as you saw on TV, honest m’lord?

Ironically for me, no matter whether he faked the catching of fish or not, Gordon Ramsay’s F-Word did have one effect on me this series – for the last month, I’ve been vegetarian, thanks to Gordon killing off anything that moves in his vicinity. And that was even before he took one of his lambs off to the abattoir. I didn’t actually watch that – my wife narrated it while I hid my eyes. “Oh my God, they’re cutting it open. You can see its pancreas. God, there’s its liver.” Could I have coped with seeing it? Not a chance. Poor little lambs.

PETA, I know you think Gordon is the enemy, so chose to dump all that stuff on his doorstep, but as you’ve now realised, he’s actually doing your work for you…

Monday’s news of squee

Doctor Who

  • James Marsters talks a bit about Torchwood. Plus Alan Dale (Neighbours, 24, Ugly Betty, Lost et al) will be making an appearance, too
  • John Barrowman does lots of interviews including this one which is going to make lots of fan fic-writing fangirls very happy (if they like James Marsters and John Barrowman, that is)
  • Anthony Head talks Who and more

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Review: Hyperdrive 2.1

Hyperdrive

In the UK: Thursdays, 9.30pm, BBC2. Repeated Wednesdays, BBC2.

The makers of Hyperdrive do not like their show compared to Red Dwarf. Tough, because comparisons are informative in this case. Red Dwarf started out as a show that answered a specific question about sci-fi shows. While all these flashy officers mill around saving the universe, who’s cleaning out the chicken soup dispensers for them and making sure the lavatories work? Where’s the working class gone and what are they doing?

Hyperdrive has a pretty similar premise except shifted from blue collar workers to white collar workers. Imagine a starship run by the sort of people who staff the numerous, not very effective small businesses based in industrial estates off the M4. They need jobs too, don’t they?

That’s Hyperdrive‘s joke: a bunch of not very talented but quite nice people running a starship like an office, from the slightly dodgy overweight manager (Nick Frost) who never really applies himself but tries his best with an equally incompetent staff, through to the constantly irritated IT guy who’s a law to himself.

And if that were that, it would be a pretty dismal show. In fact, it’s only an 80% dismal show thanks to the presence of that shining jewel in the crown of British comedy, Kevin Eldon.

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Review: James May’s 20th Century

James May's 20th Century

In the UK: Tuesdays, 8pm, BBC2

Funny, isn’t it? It used to be that BBC2 was chock full of educational programmes. Well, that and Basil Rathbone’s Sherlock Holmes films, re-runs of The Invaders and the only halfway decent sitcoms on tele.

Now, if you do find anything educational on – and unless you’re a night owl, it’ll be pretty tricky – you can usually guarantee two things about it

  1. It’s produced in association with the Open University
  2. It’s hosted by Adam Hart-Davis

Times have changed again though. Hart-Davis has defected to the History Channel, which means a brave new host is needed. That host is Top Gear‘s James May. You know, the least interesting one.

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UK TV

Review: James May’s 20th Century

James May's 20th Century

In the UK: Tuesdays, 8pm, BBC2

Funny, isn’t it? It used to be that BBC2 was chock full of educational programmes. Well, that and Basil Rathbone’s Sherlock Holmes films, re-runs of The Invaders and the only halfway decent sitcoms on tele.

Now, if you do find anything educational on – and unless you’re a night owl, it’ll be pretty tricky – you can usually guarantee two things about it

  1. It’s produced in association with the Open University
  2. It’s hosted by Adam Hart-Davis

Times have changed again though. Hart-Davis has defected to the History Channel, which means a brave new host is needed. That host is Top Gear‘s James May. You know, the least interesting one.

Continue reading “Review: James May’s 20th Century”