Thursday’s “how to fix Heroes” news

Doctor Who

  • Torchwood won’t be watered down for BBC1 [minor spoilers]
  • Spoilers for the Christmas (and following) specials

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Wednesday’s slightly abbreviated news

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Playing Shop with Robert Webb and David Mitchell

I’d not heard of this, but it’s filming this month. How odd:

PLAYING SHOP

Playing Shop is a new sitcom written by and starring David Mitchell and Robert Webb (Peep Show).

They play Eric and Jamie, two of the most dynamic, practical and driven men ever to try and run a business out of a garden shed. Convinced that everyone else involved in commerce are idiots, they think that this insight alone will make them millionaires.

To such men, redundancy is just an opportunity – an opportunity to blow all their money on two massive trips to Rymans. Armed with new computers, state-of-the-art stationery and a blogger’s contempt for the rest of mankind, all they have to do is sit back and wait for greatness to be thrust upon them. Oh and somehow earn enough money to keep themselves in lager and snacks.

They’re up a creek basically, although they have got a paddle – they’re just not sure whether they can be bothered to use it. Welcome to the epic struggle of two men attempting to make a fast buck without getting up before eleven or ever missing “Bargain Hunt”.

If you would like to join us for this brand new comedy on Saturday 20th December at Teddington Studios, then apply now!

Anyone else think Robert Webb was really good on Buzzcocks last night, by the way?

Sitting Tennant

Today’s Sitting Tennant (from Persephone): The Graham Norton Show

David Tennant on the Graham Norton Show

Today’s Sitting Tennant comes from Persephone and is from The Graham Norton Show. Apparently, David’s acting out some of his favourite porn, doing both roles as part of a one-man show, which sounded increasingly unpleasant even as I wrote it. Persephone says she’s been saving up the picture for some reason.

Captions please. Reasons why Persephone’s been saving it up do not count as captions.

The Sitting Tennant picture competition table now stands as follows, with Persephone rejoining Rullsenberg in second place. One picture from either of you and you’ll be in the lead, if Rosby doesn’t wake up soon:

  • Rosby: 7
  • Rullsenberg, Persephone: 6.5
  • Toby: 5
  • Poly, Scott: 3.5
  • Jane: 2.5
  • Anna, Electric Dragon: 1.5
  • Marie: 1

The Witty And Amusing Captions league table has seen some excitement, with a very concerted effort from Marie. Here how it stands now:

  • Toby: 21
  • Marie: 16
  • Jane Henry: 12.5
  • Persephone: 11
  • Rullsenberg: 9.5
  • Electric Dragon, Rev: 4
  • Stu_N: 2
  • Poly, Andrea: 1

As always, keep your eyes peeled for any new pictures of David Tennant sitting down that you can find, and keep coming up with those captions – there’ll be bonus points for topical captions and pictures if you can find them.

Got a picture of David Tennant sitting, lying down or in some indeterminate state in between? Then leave a link to it below and if it’s judged suitable, it will appear in the “Sitting Tennant” gallery. You can also enter the witting and amusing captions league table by commenting on existing photos in the gallery.