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Sorry, fell asleep during the headline. Must get more sleep.

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  • You can view the blooper reels for Lost, seasons one and two, on YouTube
  • Talking of Lost bloopers, its ratings dropped again on Wednesday to a new low.
  • Friday Night Lights as good as The Wire?
  • Keith Olbermann gets his contract renewed by MSNBC.
  • Fed up with the liberal Daily Show? Now Fox has its own show for conservatives. Clips on YouTube already.
  • There’s going to be less torture on 24, because it’s becoming a cliché.
  • More behind-the-scenes fun at 24: among other things, there’s a log of all the characters from previous seasons who aren’t dead and could return to the show. Yes, even Behrooz.
  • Big Pierce Brosnan fan? You’d have to be to buy Remington Steele on DVD, out in the UK on the 12th of March.
  • Zooey Deschanel will be Dorothy in Tin Man.
  • Matthew Lillard (Shaggy in the Scooby Doo films) joins the cast of the pilot Area 52
  • The Carusobot makes fun of CSI: Miami one-liners and sunglasses. Spoilers for the last two episodes. He seems… animated.
  • Jim from Neighbours – aka Alan Dale – explains why he’s just so popular in Hollywood. Why didn’t they pick up that pilot with Dale as a gay English butler to rapper Bow Wow, I wonder?

Thursday’s post-Valentine’s news

Get any heart-shaped chocolates?

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  • Oh no! Still no third season of Extras planned. Instead, a “drama based on an urban conspiracy theory”.

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Love news?

Love Valentine’s news.

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  • There’s a look at M Night Shyamalan’s new script, The Green Effect. Wonder if there’s a twist at the end…

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  • UK viewers: Haven’t already seen episode one of Heroes and want to see it now? The UK SciFi Channel is streaming it from its web site for free. You’ll need to register though.
  • The US military would like 24 to cut back on the torture.
  • Kevin Sorbo bitch slaps Sam Raimi over Hercules, Xena et al. Bitter? No…
  • Questions that will be answered in Lost this season (warning: spoilers for other shows):
    • Is Claire Jack’s half sister?
    • How’d Locke end up in a wheelchair?
    • What’s the link between the Others and Dharma?
    • What’s the deal with Jack’s tattoos?
    • What’s so special about Claire’s baby?
  • There are going to be video backstories of Lost‘s big four characters on the ABC.com web site, starting today. You’ll probably already have seen them, though.

Canonicity: give up now

Mr Mark Wilkinson tried to goad me recently. He quoted Paul Cornell for one thing. Never a good plan, particularly after he himself had posted a link to this Lawrence Miles interview that ‘confirmed’ everyone’s worst fears about PC (how apt those initials).

Cornell, it seems, wants to talk about canonicity in Doctor Who. The problem with Who is that nothing matches up. Stories contradict each other. Then there are the comics, the audio plays, the novels, fan fic and so on. How to make it all fit together?

Some people care. Some people can be very imaginative with canonicity. How come KITT in Knight Rider exists yet is so clearly impossible with 1980s technology? Because he’s made from the crashed parts of a Cylon raider from Galactica 80, of course. Didn’t the red light at the front give the game away? It did to a whole load of fans which is why this particular theory is now “fan canon” or “fanon”.

Now, if there’s a canonicity problem, I for one simply point in the direction of Toby at Inner Toob and say if anyone can sort out this tangled mess, he can. He, after all, has a grand project to make all TV shows fit together into one canonical whole. So the whole goading thing doesn’t work. My faith in Toby is great. He will sort things out.

I’d also point out that the nature of Doctor Who is such that we could have a story in the next series of the show that said the Tom Baker era never happened and because it’s about time travel, it would be true. That would be that. It happened but it didn’t. It really doesn’t matter if anything contradicts anything else because it can all be rewritten at a moment’s notice. So lie back and enjoy the fun. Read a book, listen to the play. It happened. It didn’t happen. It’s quantum mechanics in merchandising format (do you Copenhagen or do you multi-world at WH Smith’s?).

But I’ve noticed something new is happening that makes canonicity harder and even more brain-warping.

We’re all aware of DVDs that have “deleted scenes” – scenes that never made it to the final episode but were filmed all the same. I imagine working out if they’re canonical or not is a whole load of weirdness. Plus, it’s relatively easy to discount them because they’re optional. You don’t have to watch the deleted scenes. They’re not in the episode itself. Easy.

But what of Battlestar Galactica? For the last two episodes, the producers have included a deleted scene (aka ‘bonus’ scene. You can view them on the web site, too) just before the end titles. Now it’s on television, you have no choice to watch it and it usually directly contradicts what you’ve just seen in the episode itself. How does it all fit in?

My mind hurts. I suspect that canonicity is broken, that the existence of Paul Cornell contradicts itself and he has become a figment of everyone’s imagination. But I might have forgotten to carry the 1.

Toby: save me. Save us all.