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Weird old titles: The Omega Factor

Way back when I started this blog, one of the things I promised to do was review the DVD of The Omega Factor, a 1970s show of extreme weirdness. I never did review it (well, not properly), but this is a good second best, I reckon.

Made by BBC Scotland and starring James Hazeldine and Louise Jameson (Leela off Doctor Who), The Omega Factor was The X-Files of its day. Hazeldine plays Tom Crane, a journalist who comes up to Edinburgh to investigate the paranormal for an article he’s writing. While there, he comes into contact with a genuine psychic, Drexel, who is reputed to be one of the two surviving ‘men of power’. Tom accuses him of fraud, so Drexel gives him a minor demonstration of power. But it’s not enough to put Tom off his investigations, so Drexel causes Tom to crash his car, killing his wife in the process.

Tom eventually returns to Edinburgh to continue his investigations, where he’s recruited by Department 7, a top-secret government unit conducting experiments into the paranormal. They theorise – correctly – that Tom himself has psychic powers, which is why Drexel was worried about him. Indeed, Tom is soon able to solve a murder using ‘psychic visions’, visions that mysteriously incorporate the Greek letter Omega.

Subsequent episodes see Tom helping Department 7 with their experiments into his own powers as well as investigations into haunted houses, telekinesis and more. Department 7 soon reveals itself to use suspect methods, even covertly experimenting on Tom’s brother. But over time, it becomes apparent that a secret group called Omega has infiltrated Department 7, has been working with Drexel and has a plan to take over governments using mind-control. I won’t spoil it for you by revealing any more of the plot though.

The show was very popular at the time, popular enough that it was left with a cliffhanger ending, but thanks to Mary Whitehouse declaring it ‘thoroughly evil’, it never got that second series.

I didn’t watch it at the time – way too young – but caught up with it in the early 90s through VHS copies. These weren’t very good and I never saw the final three episodes. But through the murky haze, I perceived this to be possibly the scariest TV programme ever made.

Unfortunately, once I had a crystal clear DVD version and the final three episodes, I discovered it wasn’t – I’d been filling in the gaps with my own imagination – which was a shame, but it’s definitely in the top ten. There are some incredibly interesting pieces of direction and scripting: in particular there’s one scene where someone is ‘possessed’ and the mental struggle between Tom and the possessor is done entirely theatrically, rather than using effects.

Anyway, here are the dead spooky titles and a few dead spooky seconds of the first episode to give you an idea of just how weird and spooky it was. I heartily recommend you get it on DVD, if you can, but someone nice has uploaded the whole series to YouTube and even set up a playlist if you don’t want to go that far.

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Weird old titles: Tucker’s Witch

A little while ago, we were musing on the lack of romantic couples on TV – and the even greater lack of couples who remain romantic once they get together.

Yet, it was not always so. Cast your mind back to The Thin Man series and you have great chemistry between a married couple; indeed, in the world of crime-fighting, TV has had many such couples, including Jonathan and Jennifer in Hart to Hart, the less than PC-titled McMillan and Wife, the now-obscure but once highly rated Wilde Alliance, and James Bolan and Barbara Flynn in The Beiderbecke Affair et al.

Comedy-drama Tucker’s Witch, from CBS c.1982, featured another crime-fighting married couple, although as the title suggests, “with a twist”. Rick and Amanda Tucker are married private investigators. However, Amanda discovers that she’s inherited her grandmother’s powers of witchcraft, which as she learns more about them, either help or hinder them in their investigations.

The show starred Tim Matheson, best known now as the vice-president in The West Wing, but then known for series such as The Quest and the movie Animal House. Joining him was Catherine Hicks, who’s probably best known as the whale-loving scientist in Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home. It was one of those series that ITV used to chuck out at 1.30pm on a Tuesday afternoon for some reason, and I really liked it, although I have minimal memories of actual plots. Oh well.

Incidentally, the pilot back when the show was called The Good Witch of Laurel Canyon, starred Art Hingle and Kim Cattrall from Sex and the City. However, following her ‘locker room scene’ in Porkies, CBS ordered her part recast. Which is odd.

As are the titles, which really seemed to love that cat.

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Weird old titles: The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew Mysteries

There was a time when every kid with an imagination and who read books would have known about those young detectives the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew. If you were a boy, you read about brothers Frank and Joe Hardy and their intrepid investigations; if you were a girl (or called Rob Buckley), you read about Nancy Drew and her equally intrepid investigations.

And when I say was ‘there was a time’, it was a very long time indeed, since the original books came out in the 1920s and continued to be must-reads into the 90s.

Times have moved on, and there have been attempts to update the books, and dramatise them on TV or even in the movies – Nancy Drew getting the latest movie treatment, a slight pisstake with Nancy as a goody twoshoes struggling with modern teens; Ben Stiller and Tom Cruise are still working on a movie with them as the grown-up Hardy Boys. These updates haven’t been totally successful and the characters are fading somewhat into history.

Back in the 70s, though, The Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew Mysteries was the Saturday night show to watch. The show starred teen heart-throb (and future TV show writer) Shaun Cassidy as Joe Hardy, Parker Stevenson (future star of Baywatch and Isaac Asimov’s P.R.O.B.E.) as Frank Hardy and Pamela Sue-Martin (future Fallon on Dynasty) as Nancy Drew (she was replaced towards the end of the second season by Janet Louise Johnson).

The format of the Mysteries was a bit weird. In the first of the show’s three seasons, it alternated each week between the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew. By the second season, only three episodes featured Nancy Drew by herself and the rest had her as a ‘guest star’ in the Hardy Boys’ episodes. And by the third season, Nancy Drew was gone altogether, and the show became The Hardy Boys Mysteries.

Whatever you think of the show itself – and you can still catch an episode or two on YouTube (look, here’s one with Melanie Griffiths) – the opening titles for the second two seasons were weird and creepy, as was the theme music. They also quite cleverly managed to add the members of the cast to the then-famous book covers. Over to you weird old title sequence:

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Weird old titles: Help!… It’s the Hair Bear Bunch!

The Hair Bear Bunch

I remembered what one* was I going to do last week: I can’t imagine why it slipped out of my mind.

It was, of course, Help!… It’s the Hair Bear Bunch!  

Possessing one of the longest, oddest names of any TV programme, Help!… It’s the Hair Bear Bunch! was a show of its times – the swinging, free love, hippies and playboys 70s. Produced by Hanna-Barbera in 1971, it featured three bears who live in a zoo: the giant-afroed Hair Bear, Square Bear and Bubi Bear. However, unbeknownst to the zoo keeper, their cave is really a convertible bachelor pad, and the pacifist sleuth of bears spends all its time trying to escape from the zoo to get to parties. This they do with the aid of their invisible motorcycle.

Huh. How 70s is that.

It got cancelled pretty quickly and obviously hasn’t lasted, being so much a product of its time. It probably only lingers on as a memory for anyone who watched Multi-Coloured Swap Shop on Saturday mornings in the UK.

Anyway, here are the titles. The theme’s pretty catchy though.

* By which I mean ‘old title sequence that probably isn’t that weird but which makes Rob a little bit nostalgic’. I know what I’m doing next week, too. How’s that for planning?

Weird old titles: Paperplay

Not technically that weird a title sequence, although you could argue the typeface is a bit odd, but I forgot what actual title sequence I was going to be doing today (I know it was something American for a change, but that’s as much as I can recall), so here’s Paperplay instead. I used to love them little spiders.